Irritating BS your SO does

[elmcitymaven 9,712]

Robin -- why I oughtta....

I feel a Backstage Bar moment coming on. I'm sneaking up on 37 now and I feel an old folks take over the joint event with well drinks and garlic fries may be in order.

[Trompe le Monde 1,107]

most deff

[elmcitymaven 9,712]

Naff off.

Want drink NOW!!! Okay, all three of us, Backstage Bar, 7pm. I'm crashin' at Robin's.

[Empress of Groovy 373]

Robin -- why I oughtta....

I feel a Backstage Bar moment coming on. I'm sneaking up on 37 now and I feel an old folks take over the joint event with well drinks and garlic fries may be in order.

Aw, man! If I weren't 400 miles away and hosting a Limey fetus, I'd [politely ask to] join youse for a drink or six!

[Jewel-8 21]

Aw, man! If I weren't 400 miles away and hosting a Limey fetus, I'd [politely ask to] join youse for a drink or six!

LMAO @ Limey fetus!!!!

[elmcitymaven 9,712]

After Limita has made her grand entrance, you need to come out here and party with the LA posse, yo.

[Captain Oates 911]

Oh man, that sucks Rob. If it weren't an airport, I would recommend shooting them all in the face. Don't worry -- I had two margaritas at Chevy's Fresh Mex last night. I drank the second one in your Honor.

I just want you to know that I believe in an orderly universe so first come first served and all these other women will have to wait till I have checked your boozing credentials and found them genuine.

If you really can swally like you say, they will all have to wait until you have done with me.

Only bird I liked the look of in Yeadon (yorks)tonight had a huge tattoo and two kids by a really bad jailbird with one eye (not gordon brown) - so my judgment is temporarily impaired

48 hours til I am on the 'strip you naked' security machine at Amsterdam airport - the personnel actually get paid as well !

got some great shots of ducklings on ilkley tarn

and some sheep and rabbits and a blackbird close up with huge lens - but I am not a camera geek really

[elmcitymaven 9,712]

I just want you to know that I believe in an orderly universe so first come first served and all these other women will have to wait till I have checked your boozing credentials and found them genuine.

If you really can swally like you say, they will all have to wait until you have done with me.

Excellent. I'm glad I am Internet Wifeling No.1. It has such a nice ring to it. I'm sure you will find my boozing credentials impeccable -- I'm just as comfortable with a pint of oyster stout as a snifter of brandy; there's very little I won't try at least once. I have been accused by more than one man as having a hollow leg as I drank them under the table. I'm a wee lass with a seemingly infinite capacity for alcohol of all persuasions.

Now I want a pint of oyster stout. Yum, Adnams.

[English Muffin 59]

Alan, did you go to Ilkley Moor baht 'at?

Or with?

[Empress of Groovy 373]

After Limita has made her grand entrance, you need to come out here and party with the LA posse, yo.

Absolutely. I and my liver look forward to it!

[Captain Oates 911]

Excellent. I'm glad I am Internet Wifeling No.1. It has such a nice ring to it. I'm sure you will find my boozing credentials impeccable -- I'm just as comfortable with a pint of oyster stout as a snifter of brandy; there's very little I won't try at least once. I have been accused by more than one man as having a hollow leg as I drank them under the table. I'm a wee lass with a seemingly infinite capacity for alcohol of all persuasions.

Now I want a pint of oyster stout. Yum, Adnams.

OMG WHAT HAVE I DONE !

I should have qualified that by saying that I like a lady who enjoys all sorts of alky hole but gets all curly and whirly and bendy and then wilts after 3 so it doesn't cost me so much !

Hollow leg syndrome has driven many a man to ruin. Like pouring it down a drain for zero result !

Hollow leg syndrome is better than amish but it's best if they have opened a tab before | arrive

I was once the subject of attempted rape by a 75 year old bird with a rolls royce and a chauffeur and open champagne tab - I am happy to report I kept my virtue but not my sobriety

[elmcitymaven 9,712]

OMG WHAT HAVE I DONE !

I should have qualified that by saying that I like a lady who enjoys all sorts of alky hole but gets all curly and whirly and bendy and then wilts after 3 so it doesn't cost me so much !

Hollow leg syndrome has driven many a man to ruin. Like pouring it down a drain for zero result !

Hollow leg syndrome is better than amish but it's best if they have opened a tab before | arrive

I was once the subject of attempted rape by a 75 year old bird with a rolls royce and a chauffeur and open champagne tab - I am happy to report I kept my virtue but not my sobriety

Oh Alan, for you I would stop at three after you arrived. I shall just get there early.

[Captain Oates 911]

Alan, did you go to Ilkley Moor baht 'at?

Or with?

Yes It was wonderful - got pics of baby ducks and a blackbirds and a wood pigeon wot goes coo coo at 4am

Got pics of the valley and the white house tea room

Glorious sunshine - Ilkley mo or is the finest place on the earth when its sunny and nice (not always)

Back to hotel with 8 hours jet lag still and got pics of bunnies fighting

Out with son and daughter tonight and now I am on the side and satisfied - back to the washington desert on sunday

[Captain Oates 911]

Oh Alan, for you I would stop at three after you arrived. I shall just get there early.

OMGx2 that's having it both ways - and I have never had it both ways despite my european hand bag (progessive insurance ad)

Praps life is worth living after all

But wait, can life really be so perfect ? Shouldn't we have to wait for paradise ?

off to my pit now - I will dream on it

[English Muffin 59]

Alan has a manbag?