Irritating BS your SO does

[elmcitymaven 9,712]

They will be exalted in the earth and have free mushy peas for life

Awesome.

Had a huge fry-up last night with my prodigal sometime-husband -- eggs, bacon, sausages, mushrooms, real English baked beans -- followed by raspberries and Ambrosia custard from a tin, all while we watched Last of the Summer Wine from 1977. It was orgiastically English.

[Nik+Heather 121]

They will be exalted in the earth and have free mushy peas for life

How do I get to Foxconn again? (eeew, mushy peas)

[Captain Oates 911]

Awesome.

Had a huge fry-up last night with my prodigal sometime-husband -- eggs, bacon, sausages, mushrooms, real English baked beans -- followed by raspberries and Ambrosia custard from a tin, all while we watched Last of the Summer Wine from 1977. It was orgiastically English.

Makes me feel sad for the rest who wouldn't get it even if they got the dvd..NORA BATTY's nylons... !

ok off to coach and horses in Harrogate now - Timmy Taylors plus plain crisps with Stevey F and his famous V neck pullover from antiquity which has defied the decades and which neither moths nor rust has corrupted (very much)

He has remained married throughout, which goes to show that tolerance of OH foibles is possible given enough secretly administered valium

[Empress of Groovy 373]

Only 37.2% of those who know I am flip. The other 62.8% and all the ones who don't know I am pulling legs, hate me with a passion.

I am starting a charity to provide counselling for them. This will include a 6 month work therapy course at the Foxcon sweat - oops I mean esteemed and highly productive Foxcon factory in China

Thoil >>>

http://www.sculpin.com/journal/2005/10/17/thoil/

Surely there's some overlap?

[Captain Oates 911]

Surely there's some overlap?

There is both overlap and drift and disillusionment - but revelation too.

There is a big downside to being David Koresh (especially in the US where the police have tanks) so I try to maintain a fake humility at all times - even after gifting a wonderful word like 'thoil' to the new world.

It is hard to be humble after being responsible for that.

'Nesh' is my equal favourite

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Nesh

[Jewel-8 21]

ps he owes me a pint for this.

Yes, I'm understanding how everyone loves Alan now too. If you're ever in Salt Lake City, give us a call. We have a nice little movie pub nearby where you can get a LITER of Guinness for $6.

[elmcitymaven 9,712]

Now ladies, let's all be clear: I called him out as my internet boyfriend first. I will be circulating the rota for personal attendance later this week -- check your PM box!!!

[Jewel-8 21]

Now ladies, let's all be clear: I called him out as my internet boyfriend first. I will be circulating the rota for personal attendance later this week -- check your PM box!!!

Don't worry Maven! I'm not moving in on your territory. I'm just saying *if* he's ever in town we (plural, and I mean it) will take him for the beer he deserves.

Same offer goes for you too.

[elmcitymaven 9,712]

I am no jokes when beer is involved.

[Jewel-8 21]

I am no jokes when beer is involved.

Are you saying we would be better off drinking tequila?

[elmcitymaven 9,712]

Gin, darling. Gin.

[Fandango 1,439]

Oh what I would do for a G&T *sigh*

[The_Dude 1,142]

I'd pay $187 in singles and a Ralphs gift card to find out

[elmcitymaven 9,712]

I'd pay $187 in singles and a Ralphs gift card to find out

You can pass them on to me -- I am acting as Lisa's administratrix vis-a-vis alcoholic beverages whilst she is enceinte.

[The_Dude 1,142]

You can pass them on to me -- I am acting as Lisa's administratrix vis-a-vis alcoholic beverages whilst she is enceinte.

So do you get to keep the Ralphs gift card for your services, or does this go towards the Gin?