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Really only when they're in line with my master plan to rule the universe. However, if there were massive wads of cash being passed, or indeed fine jewelry or sports cars, I might be persuaded to follow instructions, and then curse you bitterly in private, as I shook impotently at the bars of my gilded cage.

Send me your CV, I will keep you in mind should Plan A not work out. :thumbs:

"It has been suggested that we'll squander the sponsors' money on wine, women and song. That is not true. We don't do a lot of singing here at Portman Road" - Ipswich Town owner John Cobbold

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Just popped open a 240-bag box of PG Tips. Soooooo happy. :D Yo Mz bakofoil -- when am I coming up to see you, huh? I have gas in the tank...

Can't drink Lipton -- bleccch. I can only handle Tetley British blend.

We should definitely fix something up soon :) Maybe, I got an American blend of Tetley?

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Yes, you will do well to keep in mind what Julian says!

She meant this humourously, bakofoil.

"It has been suggested that we'll squander the sponsors' money on wine, women and song. That is not true. We don't do a lot of singing here at Portman Road" - Ipswich Town owner John Cobbold

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Send me your CV, I will keep you in mind should Plan A not work out. :thumbs:

I have a feeling I am rather too mature for you, young sir. But as a paid-up capitalist pig I don't underestimate your attractions, and I'm sure you would find my educational and professional credentials impeccable. This could make for a mutually beneficial partnership.

[Note to Melissa: this is meant as a joke.]

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May I brag about my duvet, Ms Julez? I picked it up at John Lewis before we left London. It's 2.5 tog, perfect for SoCal, and is filled with Siberian goose down. It is teh duvet of my dreamz.luv.gif

You are the exception to the rule, my dear. You know I love you, braggart and all!luv.gif

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I have a feeling I am rather too mature for you, young sir. But as a paid-up capitalist pig I don't underestimate your attractions, and I'm sure you would find my educational and professional credentials impeccable. This could make for a mutually beneficial partnership.

[Note to Melissa: this is meant as a joke.]

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Educated *and* professional, hmmmm. If the looks are there, I might have a sudden opening in the 'mistress' department. :whistle:

"It has been suggested that we'll squander the sponsors' money on wine, women and song. That is not true. We don't do a lot of singing here at Portman Road" - Ipswich Town owner John Cobbold

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Do you have a Shaws near you? Or one of those private British shops? That's where we get our tea from (even though it's $5 for 40) because the US version is quite weak. If not, try using 2 teabags per cup. I have great sympathy for anyone that can't find English tea, I don't think I could cope.

You can get tea in a Private shop? :unsure:

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She meant this humourously, bakofoil.

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I'm SO glad some of Julian's real sense of humor is finally coming out here! :D

Elmcitymaven -- where are you in Burbank? I grew up there.

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~Robert Browning~

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Educated *and* professional, hmmmm. If the looks are there, I might have a sudden opening in the 'mistress' department. :whistle:

Oh darling, the looks ARE there. I just don't know if your balance is large enough. I do so hope you bank at Coutts and not some pleb bank like the Halifax. :dead:

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I'm SO glad some of Julian's real sense of humor is finally coming out here! :D

Elmcitymaven -- where are you in Burbank? I grew up there.

I'm over near Luther Burbank Middle School. You?

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If I don't live in a trailer, don't carry a gun in my waistband, and have enough money to take care of myself and my fiancee without having to rely on massive credit card debt, then I must be a horrible troll, is that it?

Between the gun rack comments (and FYI and redneck knows that DODGE trucks are the way to go) and the quote listed above...

Me thinks you are jealous of big trucks and not being able to handle a "big gun" across the pond!

That's the only reason why Americans are poor! Almost $3.00 a gallon again for 14 miles per gallon the feed the trucks!

And yes, THIS THING does have a Hemmi!

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