Buying vs. Leasing?

[Obama 2012 1,714]

Purchasing....

The math on the Paul McCartney-Heather Mills divorce is as

follows:

After 5 years of marriage, he paid her $49 million.

Assuming he had sex every night during their 5 year relationship

it ended up costing him $26,849 per time.

This is Heather.

Leasing....

On the other hand, New York Governor Elliot Spitzer's hooker,

Kristen, an absolute stunner charges $4,000 per night.

This is Kristen ..

Had Paul McCartney "employed" Kristen for 5 years,

he would have paid $7.3 million in total, for sex every night for

5 years:

(a $41.7 million savings).

Value-added benefits are:

* a 22 year old

* no coaxing

* never a headache

* happily agrees to all requests

* no complaining

* no honey-do lists

* has two legs

Best of all, she leaves and comes back when asked.

All at 1/7th the cost and no legal fees.

Sometimes leasing just makes more sense.

[CDAgirlMI 51]

Then she goes & screws other men, possibly bringing you an STD to enjoy.

[SMOKE 1,426]

*moving on before it hits the fan*

[The_Dude 1,142]

Purchasing....

The math on the Paul McCartney-Heather Mills divorce is as

follows:

After 5 years of marriage, he paid her $49 million.

Assuming he had sex every night during their 5 year relationship

it ended up costing him $26,849 per time.

This is Heather.

Leasing....

On the other hand, New York Governor Elliot Spitzer's hooker,

Kristen, an absolute stunner charges $4,000 per night.

This is Kristen ..

Had Paul McCartney "employed" Kristen for 5 years,

he would have paid $7.3 million in total, for sex every night for

5 years:

(a $41.7 million savings).

Value-added benefits are:

* a 22 year old

* no coaxing

* never a headache

* happily agrees to all requests

* no complaining

* no honey-do lists

* has two legs

Best of all, she leaves and comes back when asked.

All at 1/7th the cost and no legal fees.

Sometimes leasing just makes more sense.

Fail troll is fail. You do know that trolling is against the TOS right?

[Obama 2012 1,714]

Then she goes & screws other men, possibly bringing you an STD to enjoy.

in many cases you run into this problem regardless

[Heracles 417]

[Fandango 1,439]

Assuming women are chattel, of course

Saying that, I loathe HM..

[The_Dude 1,142]

Assuming women are chattel, of course

Saying that, I loathe HM..

I didn't give a flying ** about HM, until I read her claims in her divorce decree.

She's a walking, talking media wh0ring reason for prenup agreements.

[andresbonifacio 7]

Then she goes & screws other men, possibly bringing you an STD to enjoy.

what made you sure HM doesn't screw other men and possibly bringing std too?

[Empress of Groovy 373]

It sounds like he could have made a better choice of mate, but hey--he won't starve.

[CDAgirlMI 51]

in many cases you run into this problem regardless

what made you sure HM doesn't screw other men and possibly bringing std too?

Very true statements.

[Usui Takumi 1,562]

Linda was 10 times cooler, that's all I'm going to say.

[CDAgirlMI 51]