so what do we do when Obama pushes through the imigration bill

[Zai & Gary 6]

LOL Love the joke Scott!

[o0pink0o 3]

Here's a little off-topic political joke I got:

A $50 Lesson

I recently asked my friends' little girl what she wanted to be when she grows up. She said she wanted to be President some day. Both of her parents, liberal Democrats,were standing there, so I asked her, 'If you were President what would be the first thing you would do? '

She replied, 'I'd give food and houses to all the homeless people.'

Her parents beamed with pride.

'Wow...what a worthy goal.' I told her, 'But you don't have to wait until you're President to do that. You can come over to my house and mow the lawn, pull weeds,and sweep my yard, and I'll pay you $50. Then I'll take you over to the grocery store where the homeless guy hangs out, and you can give him the $50 to use toward food and a new house. '

She thought that over for a few seconds, then she looked me straight in the eye and asked, ' Why doesn't the homeless guy come over and do the work,and you can just pay him the $50? '

I said, 'Welcome to the Republican Party.'

Her parents still aren't speaking to me.

Yeah I am used to being screwed by now...almost 15 years in the military will do that.

this made me laugh.

[tallcoolone 102]

I say let the Illegals girls that are pretty and skinny stay in the USA.

As for the rest of them, I saw round them up and ship them out ASAP......

Edited April 30, 2010 by tallcoolone

[charlie&pam 1]

Here's a little off-topic political joke I got:

A $50 Lesson

I recently asked my friends' little girl what she wanted to be when she grows up. She said she wanted to be President some day. Both of her parents, liberal Democrats,were standing there, so I asked her, 'If you were President what would be the first thing you would do? '

She replied, 'I'd give food and houses to all the homeless people.'

Her parents beamed with pride.

'Wow...what a worthy goal.' I told her, 'But you don't have to wait until you're President to do that. You can come over to my house and mow the lawn, pull weeds,and sweep my yard, and I'll pay you $50. Then I'll take you over to the grocery store where the homeless guy hangs out, and you can give him the $50 to use toward food and a new house. '

She thought that over for a few seconds, then she looked me straight in the eye and asked, ' Why doesn't the homeless guy come over and do the work,and you can just pay him the $50? '

I said, 'Welcome to the Republican Party.'

Her parents still aren't speaking to me.

Yeah I am used to being screwed by now...almost 15 years in the military will do that.

lol!!!!!.....I just forwarded that 2 about 20 people !!!!

Charlie...you wouldn't last a week picking asparagus.

lmao...I am in Arizona all I need is for "someone" to do the yard work when it is 115 outside I will not last durring that!!!

I say let the Illegals girls that are pretty and skinny stay in the USA.

As for the rest of them, I saw round them up and ship them out ASAP......

I agree buit they would need places to stay!!!...any voluteers?

[Rocky_nBullwinkle 6]

If our President gives citizenship to the illegals, should we have a class action suit to get our money back since we did things the right way? What is my VJ's family views?

Okay, Chuck and Spam. What do you care? Why does it matter to you so much? You like lawyers, or something, cuz they are the only ones that will profit from crying over spilled milk.

[charlie&pam 1]

Okay, Chuck and Spam. What do you care? Why does it matter to you so much? You like lawyers, or something, cuz they are the only ones that will profit from crying over spilled milk.

WOW!!! you are on a roll today !!!!....I just read your recent posts and it seems like you have nothing good to say to anyone!!!!...I know it is a forum so you can voice your opinions so go ahead and just be the malace person you are being today.....I will also answer your comments about lawers, since that is the field I am in I guess the answer is YES I like lawers !!!

[I AM NOT THAT GUY 5,715]

Rocky has a third eye! Watch out!

[Kevin-n-Merlaine 14]

So tense, and on a Friday too..hmmm better stick around for this one...IBTL Here's a disturbing flower to put a little weekend cheer in the room grouphug.jpg

[Rocky_nBullwinkle 6]

WOW!!! you are on a roll today !!!!....I just read your recent posts and it seems like you have nothing good to say to anyone!!!!...I know it is a forum so you can voice your opinions so go ahead and just be the malace person you are being today.....I will also answer your comments about lawers, since that is the field I am in I guess the answer is YES I like lawers !!!

Yesterday, I couldn't even spell "lawers", and now I is one.

Pasensya na po. Gusto ko lang magpatawa. Hindi naman ganito kaseryoso ang Visa Journey. Mas masaya dati.

[andresbonifacio 7]

[-B&T- 1]

Yesterday, I couldn't even spell "lawers", and now I is one.

Pasensya na po. Gusto ko lang magpatawa. Hindi naman ganito kaseryoso ang Visa Journey. Mas masaya dati.

I Agree! Mga seryoso masyado mga tao ngayon lol.

[Tahoma 2,292]

So true!

Thanks brother B.

[J and O 0]

Found this topic very interesting...it seems that the general census here is that illegal’s should be departed (I too agree) and from what I hear so does the general public. My take no this is:

"if you are here legally you shouldn't have any worries, if you are here illegally you should be departed and do it the right way"...and where does this being singled out because of of their race...if you get stopped by a cop don't you have to prove you are legal to be operating that vehicle? To me it is basically the same thing and when I do get stopped and am asked for my ID I don't have any issues with that, because I know I am legal.

Our government, lawyers and politicians need to get their heads out of the toilet and start listening to the majority rather than the minority.

THIS IS JUST MY OPINION!!!

[evli1966 88]

Found this topic very interesting...it seems that the general census here is that illegal’s should be departed (I too agree) and from what I hear so does the general public. My take no this is:

"if you are here legally you shouldn't have any worries, if you are here illegally you should be departed and do it the right way"...and where does this being singled out because of of their race...if you get stopped by a cop don't you have to prove you are legal to be operating that vehicle? To me it is basically the same thing and when I do get stopped and am asked for my ID I don't have any issues with that, because I know I am legal.

Our government, lawyers and politicians need to get their heads out of the toilet and start listening to the majority rather than the minority.

THIS IS JUST MY OPINION!!!

If I am a different country and stopped I would expect to be asked for ID and papers showing that I am legally there.

I don't care what color or race you are being here illegally is not acceptable and you need to leave. If you think that sounds to racist that includes the Angelo Saxons from Europe.

Come back legally and I will fight for your right to be here.

Our country is built on it's diversity in ethnicity which comes from immigrating people from around the world.

But We can not sustain the untempered flow of illegal immigrants to this country.

If Obama pardons and give citizenship to the million plus illegals then he sets a precedence for the future. There will be no end to illegal immigration because the out come will always favor the illegal.

As for the Menial jobs such as picking Asparagus: I might not be able to last a day doing it but there sure the hell is someone that is quite able to do the job and they are living here legally. This would force the contractors hiring illegal labor under the table to avoid taxes and paying a fare wage to change how business is done.

Per my last statement it isn't necessarily just illegals not paying taxes(some do while using stolen identities) but the employers who hire them under the table.

All this is IMHO

[Tahoma 2,292]

if you get stopped by a cop don't you have to prove you are legal to be operating that vehicle?

The cops don't ask about citizenship...and they don't want to. They want to see your drivers license, your vehicle registration, and your proof of insurance.

Our government, lawyers and politicians need to get their heads out of the toilet and start listening to the majority rather than the minority.

This is America...where the minority have those pesky little things called rights.

THIS IS JUST MY OPINION!!!

Yup...that's exactly what it is...and nothing more.

If I am a different country and stopped I would expect to be asked for ID and papers showing that I am legally there.

Just what we don't need here in the U.S....more Big Brother and racial profiling.

I don't care what color or race you are being here illegally is not acceptable and you need to leave. If you think that sounds to racist that includes the Angelo Saxons from Europe.

You are confusing the issues. It's not a question of who is illegal and needs to leave...it's a question of racial profiling.

But We can not sustain the untempered flow of illegal immigrants to this country.

Who is suggesting that there is (or should be) an "untempered" flow of illegal immigrants to this country?

If Obama pardons and give citizenship to the million plus illegals then he sets a precedence for the future.

Is it even possible for Obama to pardon and give citizenship to all of the illegals? Is that issue even on the table? Don't you think Congress has anything to say about it? Please provide a link which shows that Obama has this power...and is considering using it.

As for the Menial jobs such as picking Asparagus: I might not be able to last a day doing it but there sure the hell is someone that is quite able to do the job and they are living here legally.

There is undoubtedly someone here that is "quite able to do the job and they are living here legally." However, the reality of the situation is those that are quite able to do the job and are here legally don't and won't do those jobs.

This would force the contractors hiring illegal labor under the table to avoid taxes and paying a fare wage to change how business is done.

The only way to stop employers from hiring illegals is serious fines and jail time for employers.

Per my last statement it isn't necessarily just illegals not paying taxes(some do while using stolen identities) but the employers who hire them under the table.

Many illegals pay taxes...and it has nothing to do with stolen identities.

All this is IMHO

Yup...that's all it is.