Yardies a home and a farrin - Part 26!

[Thompson2 1]

Thats cause yall don't understand the power its possess and how much fun it can be when shared with your hubby/mate... again, don't knock it until you try it... Let me see if I can give you and example...

Its like you love cheese cake, which is already good, but adding fruit to the cheese cake makes it even better!!!

(by the way I hate cheesecake lol)

Good luck to you

I had to comment and back Tee on this. The funny thing is, my hubby is the one that wanted to get me one (for us to use together). It turned out to be one of his best ideas.

Tonight I promise your pics will be mailed. I go by them everyday and say OMG I HAVE to get these mailed. Poor Tee.

[dillon 6]

Dillon guess who is back again

That's what I'm talking about! For those that are counting this is day 3 that Nelly has graced us with her presence.

[sugarapple 1]

I rarely share a joke, but this made me SCREAM!

Screw The New Blonde!

An airline pilot finishes talking to the passengers just after his plane has taken off, and he forgets to turn off the intercom.

He says to the co-pilot, "I think I'll go take a sh!t and then try to screw that new blonde stewardess."

The stewardess hears it, and as she goes running up the aisle to tell him the intercom is still on, she trips on the rug and falls on her ####.

A little old lady looks down at her and says, "There's no rush, honey. He said he had to take a sh!t first!"

Lmao, this was a good joke. Thanks for the jokes ladies it surely brighten my day.

[dillon 6]

Welcome back AGAIN Nells

Oh Dillion, Tre said to tell you she is going to knock you out and she is drinking rum cream and eating a huge lobster and shrimp something...

B:

Did you have a chance to mail our pics back yet? Thank you so much. I appreciate it!

What did I do? But tell her I'm ready for her so bring it.

[JaEnglishGirl 34]

I had to comment and back Tee on this. The funny thing is, my hubby is the one that wanted to get me one (for us to use together). It turned out to be one of his best ideas.

Tonight I promise your pics will be mailed. I go by them everyday and say OMG I HAVE to get these mailed. Poor Tee.

Heyyy Thompson!! Seems so weird for you to be saying HUSBAND!! Seems just yesterday you were filing!

[MRStee 19]

I had to comment and back Tee on this. The funny thing is, my hubby is the one that wanted to get me one (for us to use together). It turned out to be one of his best ideas.

Tonight I promise your pics will be mailed. I go by them everyday and say OMG I HAVE to get these mailed. Poor Tee.

Lol, its okay mama and thanks for the back up.. See V knows!

[finesse 3]

i hate hate hate hate hate hate hate grocery shopping!! but mi affi go tonight

I had to comment and back Tee on this. The funny thing is, my hubby is the one that wanted to get me one (for us to use together). It turned out to be one of his best ideas.

Tonight I promise your pics will be mailed. I go by them everyday and say OMG I HAVE to get these mailed. Poor Tee.

get one what?

[MSNELLY 0]

That's what I'm talking about! For those that are counting this is day 3 that Nelly has graced us with her presence.

hahahaha I will be back tomorrow

[JaEnglishGirl 34]

i hate hate hate hate hate hate hate grocery shopping!! but mi affi go tonight

get one what?

one BULLIT!!

[JAPrincess 27]

[ShaNette 4]

Aww I'm really sorry your going through this nerve-rackin process. I'm prayin for a speeding approval and visa delivery. You too sugarapple. I wouldve lost it by now....

Oh I thought your icon was cryin. LOL, I think its sleeping anyhoo still sorry....

Edited June 11, 2010 by ShaNette

[kjenkins86 5]

A "dread" was living in rural Jamaica in a community that had no electricity supply.

One evening he was reading his Bible (Macabee version) and meditating, assisted by lighting from a bedside lamp (Home Sweet Home), but was bothered by the constant nuisance of some mosquitoes.

He could bear it no longer so he decided to cover up under his sheet in bed, but it was useless as the mosquitoes kept biting him on his ears through the sheet.

He got up and blew out the lamp and went back under the sheets, hoping that the mosquitoes would not be able to bother him if they could not see him. The Mosquitoes did not bite him for a few minutes giving the "dread" hope that his so-called plan had worked out perfectly.

Now he was only hearing the constant "humming' of them flying around in the room. It was getting real hot under the sheets, so the "dread" decided that he would take off the sheet as it was too dark for the mosquitoes to see him now.

When he removed the sheets, lay on his back and looked up in the ceiling, he saw a 'peenie wallie' (Firefly) flying around. The "dread" shouted out "BlOOD CLAATT!! DEM CUM BACK WID FLASHLIGHT FI I AND I!!"

I rarely share a joke, but this made me SCREAM!

Screw The New Blonde!

An airline pilot finishes talking to the passengers just after his plane has taken off, and he forgets to turn off the intercom.

He says to the co-pilot, "I think I'll go take a sh!t and then try to screw that new blonde stewardess."

The stewardess hears it, and as she goes running up the aisle to tell him the intercom is still on, she trips on the rug and falls on her ####.

A little old lady looks down at her and says, "There's no rush, honey. He said he had to take a sh!t first!"

He will turn in the waiver package, pay a fee, and show them more proof of relationship.

They told him the processing time for a waiver is 2-4 months, so we won't know anything right away.

That reminds me, I need to e-mail him a list of questions to ask the consular...

I read in my research that the consular can't approve a waiver, but they can give their recommendation the waiver be approved to the OIC (Officer in Charge).

Any ideas on how we can politely ask for the consular's recommendation? or should we??

Ohhhh. That sounds like a lot of unnecessary bull but best of luck and I hope it takes way less than 2 months!

Lol don't worry KJ, I don't want to be responsible for him going temporarily blind or something for stripping for him.. now back in the day, my stripper name was "chocolate star" So glad I left that lifestyle behind LOL, well maybe

LMFAO!

[kjenkins86 5]

Morning sickness = first 3 months with my son

Morning sickness = last 3 months with my daughter

Ok, so what about this pregnancy?

LMFAO, don't kill me Tee I know you all tied up!!

I thought your icon was crying too!

One day when he's here and you guys are relaxing and going down memory lane with rum cream in hand, y'all are gonna say "we made it honey" Went through the immigration process and here we are enjoying life Think positive JaP

[My4rmylife 0]

I have found that it is the tough times in life that show you who your true friends are - I had a similar experience with people I would have thought were good friends - And support that showed up in unexpected places - It hurts, there is no way around that - But in the end, I have come to realize that I am better off without them - cause if you can't be by my side when I am down, don't expect to be there when I am up.

We had an interesting talk about the value of true friends this trip - The reason we started the trip in Negril was to go to Western Consciousness (rained out) because one of my friends from here was playing at the show. I talk about him all the time to DJ - he's an incredible person. On Saturday, we had a battery issue with the car (shocker, lol) - I called my friend to see if he knew a mechanic in the area, because I didn't want to get raked over the coals for fixing the problem. He was up in Grange Hill with his family - Told me he would call me back in a few. He called back and said I am on my way. He grabbed up his nephew, and some friend who is a mechanic (the guy closed down his shop) and drove to Negril - the friend fixed the car and didn't charge us a dime. DJ was floored by it all, said you really have a good friend there -

Some people you know you can just count on, no matter what -

SO true i found this out when my brother passed as well as at my wedding ...

[sugarapple 1]

Ok ladies guess who called me and my fiancee the embassy. They going to say sorry for wait but we have good news the visa has been delivered. I guess my persistance and the lady at our local INS office lite a fire under them. I called them yesterday and they told me that they are not obligated to answer my emails HMMMPPPHH well I called the lady at INS and she knows my father she was too hot. so she sent another email and it was demanding. Anywho my baby coming home YAY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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