Yardies a home and a farrin - Part 26!

[JAPrincess 27]

Morning Sugar

We may breakdown, but we will also BREAKTHROUGH!!!

Praying for your resolution my girl

[sus 70]

A "dread" was living in rural Jamaica in a community that had no electricity supply.

One evening he was reading his Bible (Macabee version) and meditating, assisted by lighting from a bedside lamp (Home Sweet Home), but was bothered by the constant nuisance of some mosquitoes.

He could bear it no longer so he decided to cover up under his sheet in bed, but it was useless as the mosquitoes kept biting him on his ears through the sheet.

He got up and blew out the lamp and went back under the sheets, hoping that the mosquitoes would not be able to bother him if they could not see him. The Mosquitoes did not bite him for a few minutes giving the "dread" hope that his so-called plan had worked out perfectly.

Now he was only hearing the constant "humming' of them flying around in the room. It was getting real hot under the sheets, so the "dread" decided that he would take off the sheet as it was too dark for the mosquitoes to see him now.

When he removed the sheets, lay on his back and looked up in the ceiling, he saw a 'peenie wallie' (Firefly) flying around. The "dread" shouted out "BlOOD CLAATT!! DEM CUM BACK WID FLASHLIGHT FI I AND I!!"

[BunzTheMagicSnail 2]

sugar a blind yuh a try blind we?

girl i don't even want to tell you it will all be okay soon (which it will be) because i know when i was going through the process and as i still go through the process you can't easily get beyond the jitters and the worries

but as others have said if you have to vent then vent

those couple days they were closed have probably thrown alot of things out of whack too

[JAPrincess 27]

A Jamaican man is sitting watching TV and his wife comes up behind him

and whacks him with a frying pan. "Aaahh! Wat dat for?" he shouts "Me find one paper inna yuh pocket wid a gyal name pon it, "Miss Melba" says his wife. "Wa yuh mean? Me an' me frien' Leroy go a race track last week and Miss Melba is de name a de horse dat run inna de first race," he protests. Two days later he is sitting watching TV again and "wack!"- one ###### lick inna 'im head with the back of the dutch-pot.

"Ooowww," he shouts. "Wa' dat for now?"

"Yu horse deh pan di phone"!

[BunzTheMagicSnail 2]

A "dread" was living in rural Jamaica in a community that had no electricity supply.

One evening he was reading his Bible (Macabee version) and meditating, assisted by lighting from a bedside lamp (Home Sweet Home), but was bothered by the constant nuisance of some mosquitoes.

He could bear it no longer so he decided to cover up under his sheet in bed, but it was useless as the mosquitoes kept biting him on his ears through the sheet.

He got up and blew out the lamp and went back under the sheets, hoping that the mosquitoes would not be able to bother him if they could not see him. The Mosquitoes did not bite him for a few minutes giving the "dread" hope that his so-called plan had worked out perfectly.

Now he was only hearing the constant "humming' of them flying around in the room. It was getting real hot under the sheets, so the "dread" decided that he would take off the sheet as it was too dark for the mosquitoes to see him now.

When he removed the sheets, lay on his back and looked up in the ceiling, he saw a 'peenie wallie' (Firefly) flying around. The "dread" shouted out "BlOOD CLAATT!! DEM CUM BACK WID FLASHLIGHT FI I AND I!!"

:rofl:

[sugarapple 1]

Lmao Sus, bust his behind yes. LOL

Lmao Sus, bust his behind yes. LOL

[LadyC 1]

Good Afternoon Ladies....Work ah kill mi but I had to stop for a second. I felt like my head was gonna buss.

[finesse 3]

You tryin fi kill di man? LOL all I have to do is expose one boobie and its lights out for gramps!

((((((((((hugs))))))))))) glad you are better, you were just having a moment!

[dancehallquana 5]

those jokes got me rolling sus..thanks!

big ups on the new job interviews jae.. GREAT.. can i ask how do u address getting laid off if they ask?? i always wondered how ppl spin those situations?

[JaEnglishGirl 34]

I rarely share a joke, but this made me SCREAM!

Screw The New Blonde!

An airline pilot finishes talking to the passengers just after his plane has taken off, and he forgets to turn off the intercom.

He says to the co-pilot, "I think I'll go take a sh!t and then try to screw that new blonde stewardess."

The stewardess hears it, and as she goes running up the aisle to tell him the intercom is still on, she trips on the rug and falls on her ####.

A little old lady looks down at her and says, "There's no rush, honey. He said he had to take a sh!t first!"

[sugarapple 1]

gramps would good down happy..

[JaEnglishGirl 34]

those jokes got me rolling sus..thanks!

big ups on the new job interviews jae.. GREAT.. can i ask how do u address getting laid off if they ask?? i always wondered how ppl spin those situations?

Not being laid off...what I said was that the Dr very kindly told me that I was going to be laid off due to not having enough business at the practice to justify keeping me. Also told them she would give a reference which she offered.

[dillon 6]

Sus or anyone can you help me out. I am trying to find a company in Las Vegas to help my Mom clean out her house. They have a garage full of ####### that none of us really feel like going through. Are there companies that will do this for you? I would like to get her packed up and moved out my way by the fall.

[MRStee 19]

_{Hey Ladies,}

_{JAP glad you feeling good today.....Well I had a breakdown this morning, but I am better now.}

_{Jenglish u dont play you will have something soon, but dont keep that from ur husband for to long.}

_{I have never tried sushi, when hubby come it have this place here that everyone raves about, I will try it with him it will be our celebration place maybe even for the reception....HMMMMM it is a thought.}

Sugar, there is probably nothing anyone can say right now to make you feel better so go ahead and do what you need to do, we are here to support you sis!

[JAPrincess 27]

Sus or anyone can you help me out. I am trying to find a company in Las Vegas to help my Mom clean out her house. They have a garage full of ####### that none of us really feel like going through. Are there companies that will do this for you? I would like to get her packed up and moved out my way by the fall.

http://www.wecleanlasvegas.net/439471.html

http://lasvegas.craigslist.org/lbs/

http://www.flatrate-service.com/

hope one of these links will help. I did a google search for Las Vegas moving/cleaning service...

Mom