Yardies a home and a farrin - Part 26!

[MRStee 19]

Yall sounding a tad evil today lol... Well eventually they expect all of us to print from ONE printer and it aint gonna work.. Just waiting for it to fall apart! hahahaha

[sus 70]

Morning all -

We went to these printers called "Multi Function Devices", which copy, print, scan, fax,.... - We all call them "Mother F***er Doesn't work" - People jam them all the time and leave it, don't put in service calls, etc.. - I have gotten to the point where I am linked to just about every printer in the building - if I try to print and it is jammed, I cancel my job and print to a different one!

So, 48 hours from now I will be landing in Jamaica - And all I have packed is some fruit snacks, a boys bathing suit and tshirts and sandals, coloring books, and a frisbee - I think I have a problem, lol

[JaEnglishGirl 34]

Wem mek mi juss look pan har is when she tun round a acks MI weh come TWO YEARS AFTA she and a acks mi bout if mi know how fi put di cartridge een. Mi seh to has seh shi fi open di drawer and put it in. Tun mi bacvk and duh weh mi need fi duh.

Lazy RASS!!!!

She claims she is too busy to file recall cards, write names on a list etc etc. Wants to opass it over to me. Frig dat and an she.

On other matters, my husband's workplace offers benefits that include paying for a degree for me....Soooooo wondering what to do. I want something that complements my photography, but yet gives me another skill. Considered graphic design, but have been told a degree is pretty much worthless. Considering website design or something similar now....Any ideas?

[dillon 6]

Hi 1luv

[MRStee 19]

We have those types of printers too (multi purpose) Thats why it isn't going to work due to the reasons you mentioned.

These employers don't have a clue. Im in purchasing so we definitely do a lot of printing, scanning, emailing...

[bajankutie 4]

Morning all -

We went to these printers called "Multi Function Devices", which copy, print, scan, fax,.... - We all call them "Mother F***er Doesn't work" - People jam them all the time and leave it, don't put in service calls, etc.. - I have gotten to the point where I am linked to just about every printer in the building - if I try to print and it is jammed, I cancel my job and print to a different one!

So, 48 hours from now I will be landing in Jamaica - And all I have packed is some fruit snacks, a boys bathing suit and tshirts and sandals, coloring books, and a frisbee - I think I have a problem, lol

Yeah I think you need more than that lol

[MRStee 19]

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[NatPatBen 3]

LOL @ Margaritas.

JaEnglish I would be pissed too...people around here don't change the toner or even replace the paper. Sounds like she got what was coming to her anyways with the Dr asking her to print that report.

We alert the admin assistant when the printers don't work. She puts in the ticket for local IT folks (we're IT too, but not the ones who fix printers/computers) to replace the part. If it were up to those of us on the floor to do those types of replacements, I can see it not getting done. People would print to a different printer.

So, 48 hours from now I will be landing in Jamaica - And all I have packed is some fruit snacks, a boys bathing suit and tshirts and sandals, coloring books, and a frisbee - I think I have a problem, lol

Have a great trip!

On other matters, my husband's workplace offers benefits that include paying for a degree for me....Soooooo wondering what to do. I want something that complements my photography, but yet gives me another skill. Considered graphic design, but have been told a degree is pretty much worthless. Considering website design or something similar now....Any ideas?

If you think it would be fun, graphic design may be the way to go for reasons other than the usefulness of the degree. I don't think my computer science classes or degree help me much. But what does are the things I learned from interacting with other computer science people in college. Just being around people with similar interests may be of value, more so than the degree itself.

[kjenkins86 5]

Goodmorning everyone, hope we're all having a great day!

[MoLuvsAcory 0]

Morning all!!! Hope everyone is well. Enjoy the day.

[*JG* 2]

Morning all -

We went to these printers called "Multi Function Devices", which copy, print, scan, fax,.... - We all call them "Mother F***er Doesn't work" - People jam them all the time and leave it, don't put in service calls, etc.. - I have gotten to the point where I am linked to just about every printer in the building - if I try to print and it is jammed, I cancel my job and print to a different one!

So, 48 hours from now I will be landing in Jamaica - And all I have packed is some fruit snacks, a boys bathing suit and tshirts and sandals, coloring books, and a frisbee - I think I have a problem, lol

Better get busy, missy!

[sus 70]

Better get busy, missy!

I am busy, that's my problem!

[DedicatedWife 4]

Morning all -

We went to these printers called "Multi Function Devices", which copy, print, scan, fax,.... - We all call them "Mother F***er Doesn't work" - People jam them all the time and leave it, don't put in service calls, etc.. - I have gotten to the point where I am linked to just about every printer in the building - if I try to print and it is jammed, I cancel my job and print to a different one!

So, 48 hours from now I will be landing in Jamaica - And all I have packed is some fruit snacks, a boys bathing suit and tshirts and sandals, coloring books, and a frisbee - I think I have a problem, lol

Sus, please enjoy your trip! Wish it were me touching down in Jamrock!

Edited May 19, 2010 by Dens Wifey

[sugarapple 1]

ROFL, the doctor asked her to print a treatment plan so she had to change the paper!!! Was walking round SLAMMING things and getting angry!! Sweet mi suh TIL!!!

LMAO it a sweet mi too.

[JaEnglishGirl 34]

Nat, I guess I would like to learn something new. I won't be interracting with other students if I can help it, I am going to do it online....I did actually look at the computer science degree, but it seemed to be very general, not really specializing in any one area...