Police barred from penis enlargement

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JAKARTA (Reuters) – Forget about getting a job as a police officer in Indonesia's Papua if you have had your ####### enlarged. You won't get it, according to local media reports citing the Papua police chief.

An applicant "will be asked whether or not his vital organ has been enlarged," said Papua police chief Bekto Suprapto, quoted on local website Kompas.com.

"If he has, he will be considered unfit to join the police or the military."

The ban was applied since the unnatural size causes "hindrance during training," said police spokesman Zainuri Lubis in Jakarta, quoted by news portal Detik.com.

Indonesia's remote easternmost province is home to Papuan tribes, many of whom are known for wearing ####### gourds.

A low-level separatist insurgency has waged in the resources-rich part of Indonesia for decades and there is a heavy police and military presence there.

Papuans use a local technique to achieve the enlargement, according to a sexologist quoted by local newspaper Jakarta Globe, wrapping the ####### with leaves from the "gatal-gatal" (itchy) tree so that it swells up "like it has been stung by a bee," the expert said.

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[john & jean 37]

most cops are dicks with ears...

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Is that why they call the Indonesian police "F-Troop?"

F-Troop Theme Song

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Papuans use a local technique to achieve the enlargement, according to a sexologist quoted by local newspaper Jakarta Globe, wrapping the ####### with leaves from the "gatal-gatal" (itchy) tree so that it swells up "like it has been stung by a bee," the expert said.

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I am going to take a wild guess. Charles are you bored today?

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I am going to take a wild guess. Charles are you bored today?

You should be taking notes Texan regarding how they do it.

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I am going to take a wild guess. Charles are you bored today?

i figured i'd beat amby to posting this story

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:o

This story makes me mad!!!!!!!! Police need a big ####### because...well...I don't have reasons right now but they need it!

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And if your name is Hugh Jorgan, don't even bother applying to that police Dept.

Maybe the police chief is hung like a hamster, and dont want to be shown up.

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I am an outspoken supporter of law enforcement personnel. The cops need the best tools that money can buy.

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I am an outspoken supporter of law enforcement personnel. The cops need the best tools that money can buy.