Australian cookbook calls for 'freshly ground black people'

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A recipe for tagliatelle with sardines and prosciutto has proved a little too spicy for Penguin Australia, after ... suggesting that the dish required "salt and freshly ground black people".

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There are, as yet, no plans to recall copies that have made it into stores ... He [head of publishing, Robert Sessions] was "mortified that this has become an issue of any kind", adding that "why anyone would be offended, we don't know".

Sessions defended ... it ... as ... "quite forgivable". He went on to attack those who might complain ... as "small minded".

http://www.guardian.co.uk/books/2010/apr/19/penguin-cook-book

[luckytxn 2,264]

Aussies are the most clueless group ever to walk the earth.

[Ali G. 37]

Aussies are the most clueless group ever to walk the earth.

Hey, whatever helps you sleep at night

Can you at least try to not prove my point, from the other day, that your posts are getting dumber daily.

Edited April 19, 2010 by Ali G.

[Ali G. 37]

Nevertheless, the spell checking program clearly had racism programed into it!

[Obama 2012 1,714]

mmmmmm, Cajun!

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Aussies are the most clueless group ever to walk the earth.

Wow, looks like urbandictionary agrees.

australia 239 up, 142 down

The worst country ever. And I'm from Australia. You know it's ѕhit because all you hear is dickheads saying "Australia is the best because we're laid back and like the 'footy'". Australia isn't laid back at all and society focuses it's attention on being within the top 5 most obese countries and also, cutting anyone down who has ambitions. The entertainment industry is laughable and anyone pursuing a career (I mean real career like being a musician or game designer not some shitty job like 'accounting') will have to leave this country to get any success. If you walk out on the street wearing cool clothes people give you odd looks for not being ѕhit like them. This place is just another 9-5 fatass loser place with ugly ####### women. NOTHING HAPPENS IN THIS COUNTRY! THE ONLY ONES SAYING IT ROCKS ARE LOSERS WHO DON'T HAVE ANY ASPIRATIONS AT ALL!

Not only this, but australia has this thing where they remove anything awesome. i call it the AUSTRALIA'S CAMPAIGN ON ANYTHING GOOD. First they removed pop tarts because they were too awesome, then skittles but skittles returned. then they got rid of gummi worms then they started pulling bullshit like taking away my favourite beer from pubs and then when movies came out the best movies they'd only show in unknown random cinemas in the middle of nowhere. whenever i buy something like food and start to enjoy it a few weeks later they get rid of it.

australia 88 up, 54 down

A fuсcking wasteland excuse of a country that prides itself on so called "conservation" and "saving the world"

And they honor these morals by raping and pillaging ALL the good acres of land for poorly built fuсcking expensive houses in which only Asian bastards and American cunts can buy only to turn into rentals where the fee's are unfair and high.

But this won't stop Australians pride themselves on valuing the economy and tourism and destroying precious forests to build more houses for people that don't live here, not to mention the center is a desert and the best parts to live are around the coast where all the forest is, so if the forest is in the way of $ forest gotta go!

Australia is just as full of cocksucking bullshit, braindead shitheaded faggots and Australians equivelant of rednecks (see RSL club members) that ignore all flaws and pride Australia for what it Once was, now its an overdeveloped shithole with a diminishing wildlife population. I am Australian and it was once a country i loved, and its being destroyed for profits sake.

[one...two...tree 2,762]

I know this really great meat loaf recipe that calls for crushed white crackers.

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I know this really great meat loaf recipe that calls for crushed white crackers.

You should call the publisher.

[Ali G. 37]

I like that site:

New Jersey (NJ)

The worst state in the US. It is only part of the US because its too centrally located near DC and NY to get rid of it.

ex: "god i ###### hate New Jersey (NJ)!'

[one...two...tree 2,762]

You should call the publisher.

It's a family recipe, handed down for generations.

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I like that site:

Yeah man urbandictionary rocks. It just taught me a new word - ausstard!

You fuсking ausstard.

[JohnSmith2007 353]

Wow, looks like urbandictionary agrees.

australia 239 up, 142 down

The worst country ever. And I'm from Australia. You know it's ѕhit because all you hear is dickheads saying "Australia is the best because we're laid back and like the 'footy'". Australia isn't laid back at all and society focuses it's attention on being within the top 5 most obese countries and also, cutting anyone down who has ambitions. The entertainment industry is laughable and anyone pursuing a career (I mean real career like being a musician or game designer not some shitty job like 'accounting') will have to leave this country to get any success. If you walk out on the street wearing cool clothes people give you odd looks for not being ѕhit like them. This place is just another 9-5 fatass loser place with ugly ####### women. NOTHING HAPPENS IN THIS COUNTRY! THE ONLY ONES SAYING IT ROCKS ARE LOSERS WHO DON'T HAVE ANY ASPIRATIONS AT ALL!

Not only this, but australia has this thing where they remove anything awesome. i call it the AUSTRALIA'S CAMPAIGN ON ANYTHING GOOD. First they removed pop tarts because they were too awesome, then skittles but skittles returned. then they got rid of gummi worms then they started pulling bullshit like taking away my favourite beer from pubs and then when movies came out the best movies they'd only show in unknown random cinemas in the middle of nowhere. whenever i buy something like food and start to enjoy it a few weeks later they get rid of it.

australia 88 up, 54 down

A fuсcking wasteland excuse of a country that prides itself on so called "conservation" and "saving the world"

And they honor these morals by raping and pillaging ALL the good acres of land for poorly built fuсcking expensive houses in which only Asian bastards and American cunts can buy only to turn into rentals where the fee's are unfair and high.

But this won't stop Australians pride themselves on valuing the economy and tourism and destroying precious forests to build more houses for people that don't live here, not to mention the center is a desert and the best parts to live are around the coast where all the forest is, so if the forest is in the way of $ forest gotta go!

Australia is just as full of cocksucking bullshit, braindead shitheaded faggots and Australians equivelant of rednecks (see RSL club members) that ignore all flaws and pride Australia for what it Once was, now its an overdeveloped shithole with a diminishing wildlife population. I am Australian and it was once a country i loved, and its being destroyed for profits sake.

Heh, and these are Aussies good points! The best thing to come out of Austrailia is Mick Dundee, and I hate that asshat.

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Heh, and these are Aussies good points! The best thing to come out of Austrailia is Mick Dundee, and I hate that asshat.

Steve Irwin was worse. I was happy when he died.

[Ali G. 37]

Are people from there just stupid or do they suffer from severe retardation?

First... New Jersey people are conceited. It's true. We hate

everyone else. And we think we are better than everyone else. And we never stop talking about how great jersey is. Then we tell people to "shut the #### up" when they tell us all we talk about is jersey. I just recently was in the south ... and I can honestly say, that I do think I am better than them. It's not my fault. It's cause I'm from jersey. My friends and I were the rudest, most obnoxious people there. Everyone just stared at us. Then we saw other rude people, and I asked them where they were from. They said jersey.

Da Hardest hood State in da US got Camden Da Bricks Jersey City Trenton Atlantic City Patterson NewBrunswickand all da hoodz in between we represnt!

people say jersey is the ###### whole of the world. thats not true, expecially if you live in like arizona. and youve never been here.. jersey is the best place in the world. only the best come from jersey. we have the best people, lifestyle, beaches, and anything else you can think of!

"i live in jersey!"

"oh ######! im not gunna #### wich you!"

However some sanity does prevail:

The dirty conglomeration of land that resides South West of NY. It is sometimes known as the Garden State, but I guarantee you won't find a single garden. . .just filth, skanks, and wanna be Guidos and wanna be New Yorkers. There are few exceptions including parts of Northern Jersey which happen to be pretty nice however the Jersey Shore is heavily overrated and Long Island beaches are generally preferred. They have no sports teams worth speaking of except the Devils and the Nets are soon moving to Brooklyn.

**: Yo dawg, u from Jersey?

Other guy: Do I look or smell like filth? #### no!

Hey Bro you wanna go to the Jersey Shore?

No, I don't want an STD. . .

The only place in America where a fart is refreshing.

Friend 1: So I was drivin on the Turnpike the other day with the windows down, and Craig just lets out this beastly fart.

Friend 2: Good thing he did.

Friend 1: Damn right, we rolled the windows up. Hell, it smells a hell of a lot better than Jersey.

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NJ was once a toxic waste dump. That's why we're crazy. We're a glimpse into the future, this is what happens if you don't fuсking recycle.