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i have a young male client ..around 17 that came and saw me and claimed he fractured his c##k../ that is, was trying to drive home a point to his girlfriend on a picnic table and well, missed ...rammed in into the table and bent it back..says it is as black as an over-ripen banana ..i have never heard of that..

anyone fractured their ####### before?

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Peace to All creatures great and small............................................

But when we turn to the Hebrew literature, we do not find such jokes about the donkey. Rather the animal is known for its strength and its loyalty to its master (Genesis 49:14; Numbers 22:30).

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diadromous mermaid   36

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i have a young male client ..around 17 that came and saw me and claimed he fractured his c##k../ that is, was trying to drive home a point to his girlfriend on a picnic table and well, missed ...rammed in into the table and bent it back..says it is as black as an over-ripen banana ..i have never heard of that..

anyone fractured their ####### before?

It is possible to rupture/fracture the ####### ~ tunica albuginea

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NOT ME.... But when I worked in a doctor's office in the UK we did have a patient who fractured his! If it's any consulation to your client, he was fully functioning again once he had recovered, but had to take things easy, if I remember correctly for one year after his injury.

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*completely stunned and speechless*

I guess Almaty's client was too !!

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i dont know about a fracture, i thought you had to have a bone for it to fracture..... :lol::lol::lol::lol:

oh wait...

actually such can happen and one of the major side effects is never having a woody again.

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It could have been worse... it could have gotten cut off or bitten off!!! :blush:

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so... did they have to put it in a cast???? :whistle:

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i have a young male client ..around 17 that came and saw me and claimed he fractured his c##k../ that is, was trying to drive home a point to his girlfriend on a picnic table and well, missed ...rammed in into the table and bent it back..says it is as black as an over-ripen banana ..i have never heard of that..

anyone fractured their ####### before?

:lol::lol::lol:

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