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[Rebecca Jo 1,962]

I love when the morons chime in. It is Czech Republic. Though it has been my contention that we could raise the IQ of the US 30 points by simultaneously bombing Walmarts. Thanks for the endorsement.

You don't have much of a sense of humor, do you?

[Cixelsyd 1]

You don't have much of a sense of humor, do you?

He doesn't really have much sense of anything. To be fair, we should go easy on him. It takes him a little longer than others to pick up on things.

[Cixelsyd 1]

Happy National Day of Prayer everyone! With a couple hundred million people praying today, God should be fairly inundated with requests, so I expect to see a LOT of miracles ok? Regrown limbs would be good for starters, but mass stories of impoverished and starving children finding hams (or briskets or falafel) under their cot/cardboard box would be good too. Or maybe God will impart his wisdom to female genital mutilators so they stop doing it, or maybe through your prayer God will tell Fred Phelps that He doesn't really hate gay people. Certainly there should be no natural disasters today, no crop failures, violent crime should plummet, and hey maybe peace in the Middle East? Jeez, if you people could just get Him to do something about the goddam stock market (fix Greece maybe please??!?!) that would be awesome.

I'm praying for non of those things to happen and for the world to stay the same, just to prove god loves atheists the most.

[Cixelsyd 1]

Rigging science is a no-no!!

Thinking about this "National Prayer Day" and all the other religious holidays made me start thinking there should be an atheist holiday.

But then I thought about it and realized "National Atheist Day" would be a bad day. I don't imagine anyone would be excited to celebrate N.A.D. Well, maybe urologists.

[visaveteran 0]

I think there is a whatever day for Atheists, but I don't really follow the mainstream atheist stuff. I would totally celebrate NAD though! Or maybe it should be "National Atheist Day of Selebration" so we can call it NADS. It may be grammatically incorrect, but it just sounds better.

Mox, whether there's a god or not, you're definitely from the dark side.

Edited May 6, 2010 by visaveteran

[Cixelsyd 1]

I think there is a whatever day for Atheists, but I don't really follow the mainstream atheist stuff. I would totally celebrate NAD though! Or maybe it should be "National Atheist Day of Selebration" so we can call it NADS. It may be grammatically incorrect, but it just sounds better.

Actually, this would be considered cutting edge grammer. The kids will love it.

It could even be a National Geographic episode (we finally managed to bring this thread full circle).