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IR5FORMUMSIE   850

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carbs & sex... oh my

Morning commies :star:

I never thought of carbs and sex. I do know a few things about carbs. To work on a carb you need the right instrument. I enjoyed using my rigid ridgid tool. I really enjoyed it, it was big, sometimes I needed to use two hands but it still brings a smile to my face thinking about it. Some guys were into speedhandling but I took my time, the way my rigid ridgid tool fit into my hands made me never want to let go. My friends thought that I fussed over it too much, I'd rub oils and lube on it, but they were just jealous. Usually things worked out fine when using my rigid ridgid tool but sometimes I had to work to get a full release. I'd sweat and moan and groan and I worried that it might break, but it never let me down. Afterwards I always took a cold shower, after really pulling hard on my rigid ridgid tool I was very sore and my hands would ache for days. It never stopped me, however, as soon as I was ready to go I'd have that rigid ridgid tool in my hand and I'd be playing with it. Even lying in bed, I'd be thinking about my rigid ridgid tool. It was great for anything, when I went camping, I pitched many a tent using my rigid ridgid tool. Mom would call us for dinner but I'd be in the garage cranking on my rigid ridgid tool. From time to time I'd see attractive women bent over, peering under the hoods of their cars. I couldn't help but think, "I bet she really needs my rigid ridgid tool, I'm sure that it would bring a smile to her face." I just worry that when women realize how comfortable my rigid ridgid tool is that they'll never let go. It's a big secret about my rigid ridgid tool so they'll probably just keep it inside. I can't say for sure but I do know that once they have felt my rigid ridgid tool, women just can't stop gushing. :innocent: :innocent: :innocent:

Carburetors man, that's what life is all about

BTW, I have the original soundtrack and I remember the words to this song. :dance: :dance: :dance: Not bad for a guy who's not even from Winnipeg. :rofl: :rofl: :rofl:

The Beach Bums, FTW.

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2007-07-27 – Case complete at NVC waiting on the world or at least MTL.

2007-12-19 - INTERVIEW AT MTL, SPLIT DECISION.

2007-12-24-Mom's I-551 arrives, Pop's still in purgatory (AP)

2008-03-11-AP all done, Pop is approved!!!!

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Now can you teach me how to tie my shoelaces. BTW, I don't know if this song is better than that ABBA song which shall remain nameless. Que pensez-vous? http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8rzeGqqeth

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Yay for Eurovision!

Azerbaijan is first...not into the song. It isn't actually cheesy though. Weird for Eurovision.

Spain is creepy. There's ballerinas, jesters, nutcrackers, etc all dancing around :blink: You people should watch this online.

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good afternoon commies!

today the weather is nice here :dance:

I think I'm going to write a book. I feel like I live in a big circus tent with a bunch of freaks.

:lol:

We can all make a difference. Please recycle

por favor no escribas en mayúsculas sostenidas, eso equivale a GRITAR

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Yay for Eurovision!

Azerbaijan is first...not into the song. It isn't actually cheesy though. Weird for Eurovision.

Spain is creepy. There's ballerinas, jesters, nutcrackers, etc all dancing around :blink: You people should watch this online.

:rofl: thanks Amby... OPA!!

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Good afternoon, Y. Sorry I'm late with my greeting.

Don't just open your mouth and prove yourself a fool....put it in writing.

It gets harder the more you know. Because the more you find out, the uglier everything seems.

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In some obscure way, I know what you mean.

Don't just open your mouth and prove yourself a fool....put it in writing.

It gets harder the more you know. Because the more you find out, the uglier everything seems.

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baby won't let me put her down. im slowly losing my sanity... while building my arm muscles.

Be patient, Sis. Tomorrow is another day and He will give you the strength you need. :luv:

Don't just open your mouth and prove yourself a fool....put it in writing.

It gets harder the more you know. Because the more you find out, the uglier everything seems.

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