Bridge over Danube in Hungary could be named after Chuck Norris

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A new bridge in Hungary could be named after the action film actor Chuck Norris after officials left the naming to an internet vote.

Votes for the Chuck Norris Bridge have so far attracted 11 per cent, of the vote, organised by the Ministry for the Economy.

That puts it just ahead of naming the bridge after Hungarian humorist Geza Hofi and three times more popular than naming it after state founder Szent Istvan.

Votes can be cast until September 8 on the website www.m0hid.gov.hu There are more that 500 nominations, as well as names referring to delays, such as 'It Will Never Happen Bridge'.

A government committee will review the three winning names, as well as other proposals put forward by local governments, cartographers, linguists and others.

The bridge over the Danube is due to open in 2008.

http://www.ananova.com/news/story/sm_1938048.html

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Hmmm.. If we ever went to war, could any american ever bomb the Chuck Norris bridge? lol

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Hmmm.. If we ever went to war, could any american ever bomb the Chuck Norris bridge? lol

They could if they have ever seen his cartoon show!

He and Mr. T both have shows that Cartoon Network show towards the end of Adult Swim...then again, they are from the 80s...

What were they thinking?!

Don't believe me?

Edited August 3, 2006 by Marc and Olga

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CHUCK NORRIS SUSPECTED IN SUDDEN

AL QAEDA SURRENDER

January 10, 2006

Afghanistan

The world celebrates today after what's left of the terrorist organization, Al Qaeda, unconditionally surrendered to U.S. troops this morning. News reporters were on hand to witness the stunning display as 20 or so terrorist soldiers walked in a single file line, weeping like little girls, begging to be taken into custody. The Al Qaeda soldiers were battered, bruised, and apparently had been molested repeatedly by what was described as a "snakeskin boot". Even more mysterious, they willingly gave up all of their intelligence, pinpointing to U.S. soldiers the exact location of their hidden bases.

"I have never in my life seen an enemy give up so suddenly," Sgt. John Jakinstein of the 12th platoon exclaimed. "We have been hunting these guys down for years and they never show any signs of giving up. All the sudden, here they all come begging us to protect them. I don't know what it was, but whatever made them do it must have been the scariest thing ever created."

That scary thing just might be America's own, Walker Texas Ranger - Chuck Norris. Top secret documents leaked to this blog show the Pentagon had a secret plan codenamed "Operation Roundhouse", that centered on dropping Chuck Norris into the middle of Afghanistan with only a canteen and a can of beans. According to the documents, this secret operation supposedly was to start yesterday. Ssome that have begun inspecting the secret bases claim there are signs of Norris everywhere.

"Its just absolute carnage," exclaimed one anonymous soldier. "We were halfway expecting to be ambushed when we walked into the base. You know, maybe that was their plan all along, give up some bogus information and trap us. But, we were so wrong. There's nobody left at all. All we could find in the caves were turbans and teeth. It's pretty gross. There musta been hundreds of them, now they are all gone. There's only one person on earth who could have done that kind of damage, and I think we all know who it was."

The Pentagon is keeping mum for the moment about Chuck Norris and his possible involvement with the operation, only publicly stating that the war on terror was won by all Americans. There is no word if Osama Bin Laden was involved in the cave massacre, troops claim it will take weeks to sort out the carnage.

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*Top Thirty Facts about Chuck Norris*

Chuck Norris' tears cure cancer. Too bad he has never cried.

Chuck Norris does not sleep. He waits.

Chuck Norris does not hunt because the word hunting infers the probability of failure. Chuck Norris goes killing.

Chuck Norris counted to infinity - twice.

Chuck Norris sold his soul to the devil for his rugged good looks and unparalleled martial arts ability. Shortly after the transaction was finalized, Chuck roundhouse kicked the devil in the face and took his soul back. The devil, who appreciates irony, couldn't stay mad and admitted he should have seen it coming. They now play poker every second Wednesday of the month.

If you can see Chuck Norris, he can see you. If you can't see Chuck Norris you may be only seconds away from death.

Chuck Norris has already been to Mars; that's why there are no signs of life there.

When the Boogeyman goes to sleep every night he checks his closet for Chuck Norris.

Chuck Norris is currently suing NBC, claiming Law and Order are trademarked names for his left and right legs.

Chuck Norris built a time machine and went back in time to stop the JFK assassination. As Oswald shot, Chuck met all three bullets with his beard, deflecting them. JFK's head exploded out of sheer amazement.

The chief export of Chuck Norris is pain.

When Chuck Norris sends in his taxes, he sends blank forms and includes only a picture of himself, crouched and ready to attack. Chuck Norris has not had to pay taxes ever.

To prove it isn't that big of a deal to beat cancer. Chuck Norris smoked 15 cartons of cigarettes a day for 2 years and aquired 7 different kinds of cancer only to rid them from his body by flexing for 30 minutes. Beat that, Lance Armstrong.

Chuck Norris ordered a Big Mac at Burger King, and got one.

Chuck Norris has a word for a person he puts into a coma; that word is "lucky".

Chuck Norris sleeps with a night light. Not because Chuck Norris is afraid of the dark, but the dark is afraid of Chuck Norris

Chuck Norris can touch MC Hammer.

A blind man once stepped on Chuck Norris' shoe. Chuck replied, "Don't you know who I am? I'm Chuck Norris!" The mere mention of his name cured this man blindness. Sadly the first, last, and only thing this man ever saw, was a fatal roundhouse delivered by Chuck Norris.

As a teen Chuck Norris impregnated every nun in a convent tucked away in the hills of Tuscany. Nine months later the nuns gave birth to the 1972 Miami Dolphins, the only undefeated and untied team in professional football history.

Chuck Norris once ate three 72 oz. steaks in one hour. He spent the first 45 minutes having sex with his waitress.

Achilles was supposedly the greatest warrior of all time, but he died because of his weak spot, the Achilles tendon. There is no Chuck Norris tendon.

Chuck Norris is not hung like a horse... horses are hung like Chuck Norris

Chuck Norris appeared in the "Street Fighter II" video game, but was removed by Beta Testers because every button caused him to do a roundhouse kick. When asked bout this "glitch," Norris replied, "That's no glitch."

Chuck Norris was going to spend a relaxing day watching television when one of those commercials for Trix cereal came on. Angered by what he saw, Chuck Norris spent the rest of his, what was supposed to be a relaxing day, punching every child he came across. He would then shout at them, "Trix are for Chuck Norris."

Anyone can piss on the bathroom floor, but Chuck Norris can ###### on the ceiling.

Chuck Norris died ten years ago, but the Grim Reaper can't get up the courage to tell him.

If Chuck Norris is late, time better slow the hell down.

A Handicap parking sign does not signify that this spot is for handicapped people. It is actually in fact a warning, that the spot belongs to Chuck Norris and that you will be handicapped if you park there.

Chuck Norris doesn't read books. He stares them down until he gets the information he wants.

At birth, Chuck Norris came out feet first so he could roundhouse kick the doctor in the face. Nobody delivers Chuck Norris but Chuck Norris.