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  1. 1. Frequency of Wedgies (select the BEST answer)

    • When we are together, wedgies are mutually exchanged frequently.
      3
    • When we're together, wedgies are mutually exchanged occasionally.
      4
    • When we're together, wedgies are rarely or never exchanged (!).
      53
    • Only one of us administers wedgies, but the other understands the loving commitment behind the act, si man.
      9
    • The administration of wedgies (too many, too few) is a point of contention in our relationship.
      2
    • Regardless of number, we have no conflict regarding wedgies, no man.
      15

  2. 2. Linguistic Knowledge of Wedgies (by the USC)

    • I, the USC, already knew the term for "wedgie" in my SO's NON-English language.
      4
    • I, the USC, didn't know the term in my SO's non-English language, but I do now (thank you, T-B., si man)
      13
    • My SO's language is English, si man.
      11
    • I know the term for "wedgie" in more than two languages, si man.
      5
    • I am the male USC.
      18
    • I am the female USC.
      24
    • N/A -- I am the immigrant SO.
      33

  3. 3. Linguistic Knowledge of Wedgies (by the Immigrant SO)

    • I knew the term for "wedgie" in English & the term in my primary NON-English language.
      8
    • I knew the term for "wedgie" in my primary non-English language only.
      2
    • I didn't know the term in English before, but I do now (thanks, T-B., si man)
      6
    • I didn't know the term for "wedgie" in my language or in English (!).
      9
    • My primary language is English & I knew the term, si man.
      29
    • My primary language is English & I knew a DIFFERENT term for "wedgie," si man.
      0
    • I am the male immigrant SO.
      8
    • I am the female immigrant SO.
      30
    • N/A -- I am the USC.
      29

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luckytxn Grand Master

luckytxn   2,264

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Zero chance, sigh man, especially when they flash their brown puppy-dog eyes and say "Sometimes, husbands take their wives to Victoria's Secret to buy them some..."

I knew that the ring was irrevocably inserted in my nose when, shortly after marriage, I found myself standing in a long checkout line at V.'s Secret with BOTH hands filled with on-sale women's underwear, die man.

The good news is that Mrs. T-B. seems to have a newfound respect for moi, even 24+ hours after the championship-grade wedgie, si man.

OK. I say, "no", 'you go", "absolutely not." I then always wonder as I am driving her to the mall how I she got me to do it.blink.gif

Babysit. :innocent:

"Ok baby, you don't want to go with me? Then stay with the kids." :rofl:

T-Bone!! Have you not learned anything?

You tell the wifey, "You go enjoy yourself, I'll stay with Mini-Bone."

She may disagree but we have no baby to sit.star_smile.gif

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TBoneTX Grand Master

TBoneTX   45,266

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Bumped back onto first page, whee man.

06-04-2007 = TSC stamps postal return-receipt for I-129f.

06-11-2007 = NOA1 date (unknown to me).

07-20-2007 = Phoned Immigration Officer; got WAC#; where's NOA1?

09-25-2007 = Touch (first-ever).

09-28-2007 = NOA1, 23 days after their 45-day promise to send it (grrrr).

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12-11-2007 = 180 days; file is "between workstations, may be early Jan."; touches 12/11 & 12/12.

12-18-2007 = Call; file is with Division 9 ofcr. (bckgrnd check); e-prompt to shake it; touch.

12-19-2007 = NOA2 by e-mail & web, dated 12-18-07 (187 days; 201 per VJ); in mail 12/24/07.

01-09-2008 = File from USCIS to NVC, 1-4-08; NVC creates file, 1/15/08; to consulate 1/16/08.

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05-06-2008 = Better $12 call to English-speaker; "joint" interview date 6/30/08 (my selection).

06-30-2008 = Stokes Interrogations w/Ecuadorian (not USC); "wait 2 weeks; we'll mail her."

07-2008 = Daily calls to DOS: "currently processing"; 8/05 = Phoned consulate, got Section Chief; wrote him.

08-07-08 = E-mail from consulate, promising to issue visa "as soon as we get her passport" (on 8/12, per DHL).

08-27-08 = Phoned consulate (they "couldn't find" our file); visa DHL'd 8/28; in hand 9/1; through POE on 10/9 with NO hassles(!).

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TBoneTX Grand Master

TBoneTX   45,266

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Just leaving the house for the road and I must say that the wife is being left well wedgiefied.
C-Bone should campaign for Wedgident, si man.

06-04-2007 = TSC stamps postal return-receipt for I-129f.

06-11-2007 = NOA1 date (unknown to me).

07-20-2007 = Phoned Immigration Officer; got WAC#; where's NOA1?

09-25-2007 = Touch (first-ever).

09-28-2007 = NOA1, 23 days after their 45-day promise to send it (grrrr).

10-20 & 11-14-2007 = Phoned ImmOffs; "still pending."

12-11-2007 = 180 days; file is "between workstations, may be early Jan."; touches 12/11 & 12/12.

12-18-2007 = Call; file is with Division 9 ofcr. (bckgrnd check); e-prompt to shake it; touch.

12-19-2007 = NOA2 by e-mail & web, dated 12-18-07 (187 days; 201 per VJ); in mail 12/24/07.

01-09-2008 = File from USCIS to NVC, 1-4-08; NVC creates file, 1/15/08; to consulate 1/16/08.

01-23-2008 = Consulate gets file; outdated Packet 4 mailed to fiancee 1/27/08; rec'd 3/3/08.

04-29-2008 = Fiancee's 4-min. consular interview, 8:30 a.m.; much evidence brought but not allowed to be presented (consul: "More proof! Second interview! Bring your fiance!").

05-05-2008 = Infuriating $12 call to non-English-speaking consulate appointment-setter.

05-06-2008 = Better $12 call to English-speaker; "joint" interview date 6/30/08 (my selection).

06-30-2008 = Stokes Interrogations w/Ecuadorian (not USC); "wait 2 weeks; we'll mail her."

07-2008 = Daily calls to DOS: "currently processing"; 8/05 = Phoned consulate, got Section Chief; wrote him.

08-07-08 = E-mail from consulate, promising to issue visa "as soon as we get her passport" (on 8/12, per DHL).

08-27-08 = Phoned consulate (they "couldn't find" our file); visa DHL'd 8/28; in hand 9/1; through POE on 10/9 with NO hassles(!).

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I have a problem with question 3: I know the term "wedgie" because my husband showed me :angry: but there doesn't seem to be any word for it in French (actually the behavior was unknown to me before I met my husband). I don't know what box to check!! :help:

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I have a problem with question 3: I know the term "wedgie" because my husband showed me :angry: but there doesn't seem to be any word for it in French (actually the behavior was unknown to me before I met my husband). I don't know what box to check!! :help:

I think in French the word is La Perverte.star_smile.gif

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TBoneTX   45,266

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the behavior was unknown to me before I met my husband
You are a very, VERY lucky lady. He has shown you The Way and The Light. Hang on to him for the rest of your life, oui man.

06-04-2007 = TSC stamps postal return-receipt for I-129f.

06-11-2007 = NOA1 date (unknown to me).

07-20-2007 = Phoned Immigration Officer; got WAC#; where's NOA1?

09-25-2007 = Touch (first-ever).

09-28-2007 = NOA1, 23 days after their 45-day promise to send it (grrrr).

10-20 & 11-14-2007 = Phoned ImmOffs; "still pending."

12-11-2007 = 180 days; file is "between workstations, may be early Jan."; touches 12/11 & 12/12.

12-18-2007 = Call; file is with Division 9 ofcr. (bckgrnd check); e-prompt to shake it; touch.

12-19-2007 = NOA2 by e-mail & web, dated 12-18-07 (187 days; 201 per VJ); in mail 12/24/07.

01-09-2008 = File from USCIS to NVC, 1-4-08; NVC creates file, 1/15/08; to consulate 1/16/08.

01-23-2008 = Consulate gets file; outdated Packet 4 mailed to fiancee 1/27/08; rec'd 3/3/08.

04-29-2008 = Fiancee's 4-min. consular interview, 8:30 a.m.; much evidence brought but not allowed to be presented (consul: "More proof! Second interview! Bring your fiance!").

05-05-2008 = Infuriating $12 call to non-English-speaking consulate appointment-setter.

05-06-2008 = Better $12 call to English-speaker; "joint" interview date 6/30/08 (my selection).

06-30-2008 = Stokes Interrogations w/Ecuadorian (not USC); "wait 2 weeks; we'll mail her."

07-2008 = Daily calls to DOS: "currently processing"; 8/05 = Phoned consulate, got Section Chief; wrote him.

08-07-08 = E-mail from consulate, promising to issue visa "as soon as we get her passport" (on 8/12, per DHL).

08-27-08 = Phoned consulate (they "couldn't find" our file); visa DHL'd 8/28; in hand 9/1; through POE on 10/9 with NO hassles(!).

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TBoneTX Grand Master

TBoneTX   45,266

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Bump, si man.

06-04-2007 = TSC stamps postal return-receipt for I-129f.

06-11-2007 = NOA1 date (unknown to me).

07-20-2007 = Phoned Immigration Officer; got WAC#; where's NOA1?

09-25-2007 = Touch (first-ever).

09-28-2007 = NOA1, 23 days after their 45-day promise to send it (grrrr).

10-20 & 11-14-2007 = Phoned ImmOffs; "still pending."

12-11-2007 = 180 days; file is "between workstations, may be early Jan."; touches 12/11 & 12/12.

12-18-2007 = Call; file is with Division 9 ofcr. (bckgrnd check); e-prompt to shake it; touch.

12-19-2007 = NOA2 by e-mail & web, dated 12-18-07 (187 days; 201 per VJ); in mail 12/24/07.

01-09-2008 = File from USCIS to NVC, 1-4-08; NVC creates file, 1/15/08; to consulate 1/16/08.

01-23-2008 = Consulate gets file; outdated Packet 4 mailed to fiancee 1/27/08; rec'd 3/3/08.

04-29-2008 = Fiancee's 4-min. consular interview, 8:30 a.m.; much evidence brought but not allowed to be presented (consul: "More proof! Second interview! Bring your fiance!").

05-05-2008 = Infuriating $12 call to non-English-speaking consulate appointment-setter.

05-06-2008 = Better $12 call to English-speaker; "joint" interview date 6/30/08 (my selection).

06-30-2008 = Stokes Interrogations w/Ecuadorian (not USC); "wait 2 weeks; we'll mail her."

07-2008 = Daily calls to DOS: "currently processing"; 8/05 = Phoned consulate, got Section Chief; wrote him.

08-07-08 = E-mail from consulate, promising to issue visa "as soon as we get her passport" (on 8/12, per DHL).

08-27-08 = Phoned consulate (they "couldn't find" our file); visa DHL'd 8/28; in hand 9/1; through POE on 10/9 with NO hassles(!).

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IR5FORMUMSIE   850

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You are a very, VERY lucky lady. He has shown you The Way and The Light. Hang on to him for the rest of your life, oui man.

By his waistband, presumably, oui homme!

Bump, si man.Rump, si man!

Cream pie, man!

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As I can gather there absolutely is no word in Russian (I'm the USC) for wedgie and from all indications said act would most likely result in injuries to me..... And I am not talking about "medicine cabinet hurt" either........ hospital, x-rays, internal bleeding, knife wounds, high heel in the heinie....Die man?

Si man..... ?

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TBoneTX Grand Master

TBoneTX   45,266

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As I can gather there absolutely is no word in Russian (I'm the USC) for wedgie and from all indications said act would most likely result in injuries to me..... And I am not talking about "medicine cabinet hurt" either........ hospital, x-rays, internal bleeding, knife wounds, high heel in the heinie....Die man?
Wedgies are a sign of commitment, si man; remind her of same.

My babe is a happy babe (And well wedgified) since I am home a lot now. She is a lucky babe to have me.
She's a lucky babe, si man.

06-04-2007 = TSC stamps postal return-receipt for I-129f.

06-11-2007 = NOA1 date (unknown to me).

07-20-2007 = Phoned Immigration Officer; got WAC#; where's NOA1?

09-25-2007 = Touch (first-ever).

09-28-2007 = NOA1, 23 days after their 45-day promise to send it (grrrr).

10-20 & 11-14-2007 = Phoned ImmOffs; "still pending."

12-11-2007 = 180 days; file is "between workstations, may be early Jan."; touches 12/11 & 12/12.

12-18-2007 = Call; file is with Division 9 ofcr. (bckgrnd check); e-prompt to shake it; touch.

12-19-2007 = NOA2 by e-mail & web, dated 12-18-07 (187 days; 201 per VJ); in mail 12/24/07.

01-09-2008 = File from USCIS to NVC, 1-4-08; NVC creates file, 1/15/08; to consulate 1/16/08.

01-23-2008 = Consulate gets file; outdated Packet 4 mailed to fiancee 1/27/08; rec'd 3/3/08.

04-29-2008 = Fiancee's 4-min. consular interview, 8:30 a.m.; much evidence brought but not allowed to be presented (consul: "More proof! Second interview! Bring your fiance!").

05-05-2008 = Infuriating $12 call to non-English-speaking consulate appointment-setter.

05-06-2008 = Better $12 call to English-speaker; "joint" interview date 6/30/08 (my selection).

06-30-2008 = Stokes Interrogations w/Ecuadorian (not USC); "wait 2 weeks; we'll mail her."

07-2008 = Daily calls to DOS: "currently processing"; 8/05 = Phoned consulate, got Section Chief; wrote him.

08-07-08 = E-mail from consulate, promising to issue visa "as soon as we get her passport" (on 8/12, per DHL).

08-27-08 = Phoned consulate (they "couldn't find" our file); visa DHL'd 8/28; in hand 9/1; through POE on 10/9 with NO hassles(!).

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