Like Hell I'm Going To Let Some Black President Help Me Pay For Dialysis

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By Dan Laird

November 24, 2009

I take pride in who I am. Always have, always will. I've worked hard my whole life and have never taken anyone's charity, and I'm not about to start now, no matter what. I'm telling you, there's no way I'm going to sit back and let some black president of the United States try to devise a structure to help me pay for the dialysis treatment I so desperately need to survive.

Not over my dead body.

Just who does this Afro-American occupant of the highest office in the land think he is, anyway? Look, I've got nothing against black people, but some of them act like the whole world owes them something. For example, important government subsidies on my dialysis.

You know, I don't recall asking for some black commander in chief to embrace protections that would prohibit insurance companies from dropping my coverage on a whim and operating as if my continued existence on earth were nothing more than a strategic liability. Plus, if I go along with this progressive health-benefits scheme, he'll probably hold it over my head every time I receive vital care with the aid of the government to which I already pay taxes.

Sorry. I've got too much self-respect for that.

Obama needs to know that there's still one American willing to watch his body drown in its own deadly internal toxins rather than have long-overdue reform crammed down his throat.

Fact is, nobody wants some too-big-for-his-britches black president butting in to suggest that everyone, including me, needs to be treated with dignity. Yet this Obama thinks he can just waltz in and and tinker with a health care system that destroys people like myself every single day.

Can you imagine what'd it be like if he weren't just half black?

Seriously, when Obama's done drumming up support for legislation that might allow me to see my daughter graduate from college and prevent me from dying before my 50th birthday, what's next on the agenda? Will he try to keep my life's savings from evaporating in a stock market that operates free of serious governmental oversight? Is there any aspect of capitalism run amok that this guy won't tamper with? Really, Obama, thanks but no thanks. The last person I need help from is some black leader of the federal government in a position to perhaps improve my quality of life.

The worst part is that I'll have to put up with this guy being a black president for at least three more years. I guess all I can do is try to hold out for the 2012 election. Maybe then we'll get a white president back in office. Maybe he'll have the common decency to let me suffer in peace.

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[Mr. Big Dog 10,747]

Gotta love them.

[John and Camie 39]

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Zeros and ones?

[scandal 951]

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Righteous indignation. It's a healthy emotion, it's telling you you're still alive.

I want the half-white half-African-American born-in-Kenya president to stop paying me $8,000 as a subsidy to buy a house, and to offer me cash for "Making Work Pay". Just who does he think he is, bribing me with my own money?

[w¡n9Nµ7 §£@¥€r 123]

Righteous indignation. It's a healthy emotion, it's telling you you're still alive.

I want the half-white half-African-American born-in-Kenya president to stop paying me $8,000 as a subsidy to buy a house, and to offer me cash for "Making Work Pay". Just who does he think he is, bribing me with my own money?

Goddamn socialist!

[scandal 951]

Goddamn socialist!

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Indeed. The Revolution begins tomorrow. Tonight, we party.

With hedonists like you, no wonder we're steadily slouching towards Gomorrah.

[scandal 951]

With hedonists like you, no wonder we're steadily slouching towards Gomorrah.

Personally, I'm more of a Sodomite. The sheep prefer rear entries. It makes things easier all around, you know?

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Personally, I'm more of a Sodomite. The sheep prefer rear entries. It makes things easier all around, you know?

Sir, you make me sick.

[scandal 951]

Sir, you make me sick.

Thank you. That is indeed my intent.

My work here being done, I'm off to trouble fair maidens in distant lands. And their sheep, of course.

[IR5FORMUMSIE 850]

Thank you. That is indeed my intent.

My work here being done, I'm off to trouble fair maidens four Mormons in distant lands. And their sheep, of course.

Fixxoridated!

Sir, you make me sick.

That's probably the anthrax, there's been another outbreak of hoof and mouth disease.

[Nagishkaw 510]

Fixxoridated!

That's probably the anthrax, there's been another outbreak of hoof and mouth disease.

:rofl: :rofl:

[PhiLandShiR 18]

With hedonists like you, no wonder we're steadily slouching towards Gomorrah.

Gomorrah was a pretty rockin' place.

Party on Garth!!

[Obama 2012 1,714]

It's almost a shame this isn't a real article and at the same time wasn't sarcasm