Yardies a home and a farrin, Part 25!

[JQ Smiley BOOM 3]

Y cuz yuh like ta look in em face? Yuh like yuh legs stretched back by your head or cuz it’s the easiest position there its?

Girl I love to hold him why we doing the doooo and get hella affectionate and its arousing!!!

Skin to skin, when we sleep when we kiss when we Do It

[DaDa 1]

Like this

The smiley at the bottom isnt that the froggy position??

[Tosh Love 77]

Yes the written test Nat.

Hi SG!

Hi Dillon! Congratulations on not having to go to the "smelly market" anymore. I know I don't miss it.

[DaDa 1]

I can't exactly pull up a picture. I'm at work. Remember I work for PRIESTS. That's all I need is to get busted for some porno images on my computer.

Let me try and explain. I'm laying on my right side on the bed like I would normally lay. He's laying across the bed, but sort of on his knees, yet curled my way. My left leg is up by my head......... Whew......sounds really complicated when I write it like that. Anyhow, that was my favorite postion last weekend. We will see what tomorrow brings when he gets back from being gone for 4 days.

Y am I sitting here following JG's directions and turning my body so I can picture what position she is talking about...

That would be funny to get busted for pics..

[*JG* 2]

Hi All. Happy Wednesday.

JG. I thought you were the number Cards fan I know but there is a lady at work here who just spent $500 on all-inclusive Cards tickets. She was on the news on opening day with pink eyelashes and pink hair. She is a riot!

I am the POOR ultimate Cardinal fan. I actually believe I can jinx them if I say or do certain things. I try to be good!

[Ellsinlove 2]

Afternoon Yardies!

Ells, I'm SO SORRY to hear what's going on. Growing up, my brother had that issue too: lying about things for no reason. I don't understand it at all, but from reading other posts, it appears too common. I would agree with Always Blessed's recommendation of "The Power of a Praying Wife." I actually read that book BEFORE I even had a potential husband, and wherever the prayers in the book wanted you to put in your husband's name, I put in "my future husband." It's a great book that has the reader/wife look inside herself & pray for God to work with her before praying for God to work on the husband.

This almost moved me to tears. I prayed it for Ells' marriage, too, since 2 can move 10,000s.

Thanks Nat! Also, I looked into this book & will read more on it soon & it took me to this web site: http://www.marriagemissions.com

I recommend everyone bookmark it!

I want a donut! When we left church Sunday, this lady offered my mother a box of donuts. She said no & Steven said no, so I couldn't be the greedy one to say yes.

Please ladies I am begging for ur prayers right now. I just got word that my cousin is missing in Jamaica!! Please pray for us!!

Praying for your family 1luv! I really hope no foul play was involved. What a stress.

Anyway, I'm going to start hugging more & I bet the results will be better.

Sounds like a great seminar & I think I need to follow your advice here too.

[*JG* 2]

Y cuz yuh like ta look in em face? Yuh like yuh legs stretched back by your head or cuz it's the easiest position there its?

What yuh plan on doing with de pictures??

Um, IDK.....cause it feels good.

Make her stop lying.

[DaDa 1]

Although I am down, You made me laugh

Awww I'm glad....

[*JG* 2]

Y am I sitting here following JG's directions and turning my body so I can picture what position she is talking about...

That would be funny to get busted for pics..

That's what I said.....hard to explain. One of us is always like move here, do this..........we are both bossy!

I do think I made a break thru.....saw a cop dropping off his kid at her house this morning. POSITIVE I now know which cop gave out my address to her for her stupid drive bys. That man is going down!

[DaDa 1]

Girl I love to hold him why we doing the doooo and get hella affectionate and its arousing!!!

Skin to skin, when we sleep when we kiss when we Do It

Got you...

[Ellsinlove 2]

I can't exactly pull up a picture. I'm at work. Remember I work for PRIESTS. That's all I need is to get busted for some porno images on my computer.

Let me try and explain. I'm laying on my right side on the bed like I would normally lay. He's laying across the bed, but sort of on his knees, yet curled my way. My left leg is up by my head......... Whew......sounds really complicated when I write it like that. Anyhow, that was my favorite postion last weekend. We will see what tomorrow brings when he gets back from being gone for 4 days.

Can you please draw a stick figure image with MS Paint & post it for us??

That's what I said.....hard to explain. One of us is always like move here, do this..........we are both bossy!

I do think I made a break thru.....saw a cop dropping off his kid at her house this morning. POSITIVE I now know which cop gave out my address to her for her stupid drive bys. That man is going down!

BINGO! That's some good detective work there JG! I think you just found your new career!

[dillon 6]

Hi Dillon! Congratulations on not having to go to the "smelly market" anymore. I know I don't miss it.

Did they move already? We just went this past weekend. Oh it just clicked...now that he can DRIVE I don't have to go. :dance: Guess it hasn't sunk in yet.

Edited April 14, 2010 by dillon

[dillon 6]

That's what I said.....hard to explain. One of us is always like move here, do this..........we are both bossy!

I do think I made a break thru.....saw a cop dropping off his kid at her house this morning. POSITIVE I now know which cop gave out my address to her for her stupid drive bys. That man is going down!

I can so hear you saying this with your St Louis accent.

[Ellsinlove 2]

I too have seen negative things and hope and pray that the good will overcome the bad. There's is never enough time in the world to spend in Jamaica to decide if the time is right to start filing, it truly is a gamble. I like the the options you gave him, sounds reasonable and to the point. As to why they lie, we don't know and never will and that's when we know there's a problem because they lie for no reason, it's as if they get pleasure from lying.

Don't let one person ruin your view of marriage, EVERYONE faces problems in their marriage, it's about if the two parties care enought to work those issues out mama.

I like that PI stuff, it's ineteresting and I love the look on their face when they get caught. When I just started talking to G, he told me he was single. So I went through his phone, called this number that would not stop calling and told her the whole story. I said "girl your man is here giving me some positions I ain't never seen muchless feel, not to mention what he can do with his tongue" After I finished telling her, I woke him up, gave him the phone and said someone gotta talk to him, he was MADDDD. He was looking in the sky like to wanted to fly

It's alright Ells, I'll say every and anything to make you laugh. Now he feels stupid cause he don't know what happened at the doc and I ain't telling him.

The lying thing is just sooo stupid. I mean, if they lie to keep us from nagging, the nagging will only be 10 Xs WORSE when we catch them in the lies! They just can't seem to figure this out.

I must care about him enough to work it out cause I'm online constantly researching topics on marital issues. But there is a big part of me that sometimes thinks I might not be the marrying kind. Especially on the bad days when I start to think about how nice life was when I was single.

You weren't playing with that girl telling her about all the positions & then handing the phone over. DOH!! LMAO!!

Good! Don't tell him nuffin! If he wants to get involved, then do it & get his rass off of FB!

[Ellsinlove 2]

I was crying and freaking out cuz I had a reaction to Depo last month (my first time). Hubby was at his bf's house and I called all crying and hysterical. He was comforting, but dude never came home. He came home the next day, freaked out and got all worried when he saw what happened to me. But I was mad and fought with him about it for a whole week lol. He should have came home to make sure I was ok.

Hell yes he should have!! Lord help him if that was my husband....him woulda DEAD!

Okay I know no one is in here right now but I just need to share this with someone. I am sitting outside on the patio and my neighbor just came home and does not know I am up here. She just let out the BIGGEST fart I have ever heard...hope the smell doesn't come up my way. :rofl:

:rofl: That made me laugh so hard that the giggle came all the way up from the bottom of my belly!

LOL it really made my day too. I almost said let it out but I just sat here and cracked up to myself.

She would've been MORTIFIED!

That aint right... Being jamaican, I learnt that whenever you get a dream from a deceased family member, YOU ARE COMPLETELY OUT OF LINE AND NEED TO GET IT TOGETHER...

Dats right!