Yardies a home and a farrin, Part 25!

[*JG* 2]

MrsTee was the Diesel Fuel drink a shot or a mixed drink? There seems to be a shot by that name as well.

Ingredients to use:

0.5 oz Blue Curacao

2.0 oz Gin

8.0 oz Orange juice

2.0 oz Peach Schnapps

2.0 oz OVAL Vodka

Directions: pour in large glass over ice and enjoy

Was this it?

When you figure it out exactly, print it out and bring it with you. They can try. Remember, it's not really a fru fru bar, if you couldn't tell!

[*JG* 2]

BTW...if you are looking. Picture I am referring to is under Chuck.

There might still be the one of my naked back and the blue cowboy hat. I edited it for public view on there.

[dancehallquana 5]

Hate to tell you, girlie, but he loves all of you....no matter what. Where we think we are imperfect, men just think............SKIN.....BOOBIES.....BUTT.....LEGS, etc. You do not have to be perfect. He wants to see YOU cause you are the one who is in the same room as him and thus the only one on his mind. Work it!

My favorite thing to do is sexting. Whenever BF is stuck at firehouse, has his kids and they are asleep, or goes on a trip, I text him pictures..........look on my FB page. This week's was me in his shirt and 6 inch hooker heels. (which I fell on my #### in trying to stomp a spider---another story). He went out of town for 3 days last year...I sent progressively more suggestive pictures each day. He goes out of town Monday for 3 days. Can't wait to do it again. Love when he cusses me for doing it. He runs back to me.

Work what you got and do not worry about anything else. It's all good.

What you count as cheap sex? Like in the car in semi-public?

OK, some of them need to go!

no jg..thats FUNNNNN lol

i like the texting too..that backfires on me sometimes tho sometimes cuz ive texted him up so much, then if i get home late and tired, he be like and im like

[NatPatBen 3]

About not providing and blah blah blah...asking if he can eat MY food. Makes little digs at me since I am the one working.

I understand your feelings on this one.

Hubby hasnt smoked Blacks for like a week now- going to Gym instead though he's begging me to go but damn I dont even weight 110 lol

That's great news!

[MRStee 19]

likkle more! Wubs you Niq!

[dancehallquana 5]

hey ells..hailing u up cuz i never see u lol

[*JG* 2]

Quanna.....we need to meet up and compare some notes

no jg..thats FUNNNNN lol

i like the texting too..that backfires on me sometimes tho sometimes cuz ive texted him up so much, then if i get home late and tired, he be like and im like

I get it now....you are saying when you are not really in the mood cause you are still mad but you let him for his pleasure really.

[phillyfashionista 8]

Today Mikel has been here 1 year. Boy time has flown by.

Wow yes it has Dillon tikme flies when you are having fun. Congrats on Mikels 1 Year a farrin. Well I guess that means that ours is coming up too next week in fact. Uh oh that means another anniversary LOL

Dada,

I just wanted to put my "big girl drawz" on an apologize to you if I came off "Rashida-ish" towards you yesterday. I was just expressing an opinion but I didn't have to be so gangsta with it. So please except my apologies. I appreciate my VJ family because without you guys I wouldn't have made it this far, so thanks to everyone!

That is cracking me up Tee

Tee,

I appreciate the apology it means a lot to me chica but no worries we just strong opinionated woman is all. I like how we agree to disagree and I also like how on the board we don’t tip toe around each other we say how we feel and mean it. Actually I thought yesterday’s discussion was good I was just worried you thought I was trying to step on your toes and I wasn’t. Mi still lubs yuh long time!!!

Speaking of VJ family did anyone see Spangles wedding pics? She looks so darn happy I love it and she made a beautiful bride. I tell you, you ladies clean up really nice yall be looking so purrty …. LOL

Ain't that the truth she was a beautiful bride!

OK......Thank you very much! Most of you agreed with me. Every day for my kids. Always has been. Always will be. DaDa.......

I'm basically fuming. My BF had his kids last night and the kid's mom, always playing games, texted him she wouldn't be home till 10:30 so she would just pick up the kids at his house. It's a SCHOOL NIGHT, mind you and he's supposed to have the kids home by 9 pm. So BF tries to talk his son into taking a shower at his house. Son said cause he has no clothes there to change into. BF says, when was the last time you took a shower? After some thought......SATURDAY. 5 days ago. This is a 13 year old active but autistic boy. ####### is that??????? How does a mother not notice her kids haven't bathed. (Sorry, DaDa....no direct knock on you. Just can't fathom it at all.)

5 days oh dang what is up with the Mom?

[Ellsinlove 2]

Im doing good thank you. I decided to go to sleep last night with no pain meds and I slept pretty good. The machine they put me on yesterday to stretch my neck did wonders.

Im leaving work an hour early to go to see the hand specialist to see why I keep having so much pain in my pinky!

I'm glad your neck is feeling better. Hope that keeps up! As we know from Jawi, those neck injuries are no joke!

LOL Yes I am a COUGAR... dyaam proud too! hahahaha.. There is a 16 year age difference between hubby and I.. He will be 24 and I will be 40 this year! Hot dyaam! I STILL got it! And for those who want to say Im like Stella trying to get my groove back, well I proudly tell them "I aint neva lost it"

Just to let everyone know Trelawny asked me to tell everyone hello for her. Finesse she specifically said to you that she is trying to get better.

She is really feeling it right now! I think we need to send her words of encouragement right now....VJ sistern its time for us to have a massive prayer link for her!!!!

Dear Lord we pray today that momma Irie find a companion Jesus.

Instead of a boyfriend, pray for God to place her in a position to be open to the right person and to put her in a place to be able to find him.

Dont let him come on to strong Jesus because she will BOOM him

Instead of a better social life, pray to be a more accepting soul and an accepting person so that more people want to be around her for companion purposes. But not to nice because we dont want to attract the wrong men.

We ask this in your mighty Name

Amen

That part made me

[dancehallquana 5]

Quanna.....we need to meet up and compare some notes

for real!! i need that book ya chat bout..

i skim thru cosmo and they always seem to have a nice list of ideas in some issues..

i be like..done that, did that..oooohhhh have to try that..

where is finesse, she the one started all this "ho" talk

okay, mek me get off of here and get ready to head out..

[DedicatedWife 4]

Alright Yardies I'm getting ready to get out of here for the day. Likkle more! Maybe I can go and have some of that cheap sex with my hubby!

[dillon 6]

Thanks MrsTee....

JG where did you get those shoes?

[Ellsinlove 2]

hey ells..hailing u up cuz i never see u lol

Hi Q!!

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Okay, funny work story from yesterday:

My co-worker/saboteur friend was going around giving out red velvet cupcakes & of course I couldn't resist so I took one. Then she went on her way to go give the rest of them out. About an hour later, we head down to the cafeteria together to get a drink & while waiting for the elevator, one of the area supervisors comes around the corner to head to the men's room (they're right by the elevator lobby) & he says to my friend, "My cupcake went right here!" & proceeded to point to his a$$. We laughed & I was thinking he was making a female-type joke about how anything we eat ends up on the hips or butt. Well, turns out, she had put the cupcake on his desk & for whatever reason, he moved it to his chair....he forgot about it being there & a bit later sat down on it! So he was quite literal when he meant the cupcake ended up on his a$$!! Then he showed us where he'd had to go clean off his drawers & you could still see a little stain!

[dillon 6]

And JG how are your legs so tan!!!!???

[dancehallquana 5]

Quanna.....we need to meet up and compare some notes

I get it now....you are saying when you are not really in the mood cause you are still mad but you let him for his pleasure really.

exactly..someone mentioned angry sex and i was saying i don't do that cuz it makes me feel bad or cheap..now if he was a pro basketball player, thats different, i'll get up and buy some expensive shoes or something ...KIDDING!!!