Blond Joke

[Otto 83]

Karin is blonde so I have to be careful with these.. but one of my favorites is:

What did the blonde say when she found out she was pregnant?

"I wonder if its mine...??"

[one...two...tree 2,762]

Karin is blonde so I have to be careful with these.. but one of my favorites is:

What did the blonde say when she found out she was pregnant?

"I wonder if its mine...??"

[luckytxn 2,265]

A blind guy on a bar stool shouts to the bartender, "Wanna hear a blonde joke?"

In a hushed voice, the guy next to him says, "Before you tell that joke, you should know something."

Our bartender IS blonde, the bouncer is blonde. I'm a 6' tall, 200 lb black belt. The guy sitting next to me is 6'2", weighs 225, and he's a rugby player. The fella to your right is 6'5" pushing 300 and he's a wrestler. Each one of US is blonde. Think about it, Mister. Do you still wanna tell that joke?"

The blind guy says, "Nah, not if I'm gonna have to explain it five times."

[ManilaIdaho 2]

how many jews can you fit in a volkswagon? anwser 24 4 in the seats and 20 in the ash tray

[scandal 951]

how many jews can you fit in a volkswagon? anwser 24 4 in the seats and 20 in the ash tray

A classic. You deliver the punchline with such style. Bravo.

[one...two...tree 2,762]

how many jews can you fit in a volkswagon? anwser 24 4 in the seats and 20 in the ash tray

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[w¡n9Nµ7 §£@¥€r 123]

how many jews can you fit in a volkswagon? anwser 24 4 in the seats and 20 in the ash tray

I don't get it.

Ok I got it. Damn.

[Fandango 1,440]

What a douche!

[I AM NOT THAT GUY 5,715]

how many jews can you fit in a volkswagon? anwser 24 4 in the seats and 20 in the ash tray

what are you going to do for an encore? tell dead baby jokes?

[Peikko 1,575]

Ah, so we have crossed the line as to what is an acceptable stereotype. I guess blonds simply have a better sense of humour than jews

[I AM NOT THAT GUY 5,715]

Ah, so we have crossed the line as to what is an acceptable stereotype. I guess blonds simply have a better sense of humour than jews

Perhaps a better fashion sense.

[Peikko 1,575]

Perhaps a better fashion sense.

They have more fun

[one...two...tree 2,762]

MC - now you're just being stupid....comparing blond jokes to a joke that makes light of the Holocaust is beyond absurd. I mean, really.

[Peikko 1,575]

MC - now you're just being stupid....comparing blond jokes to a joke that makes light of the Holocaust is beyond absurd. I mean, really.

I am not comparing anything, just stating that what one views as acceptable is not dependent on whether or not something makes someone else laugh.

[one...two...tree 2,762]

I am not comparing anything, just stating that what one views as acceptable is not dependent on whether or not something makes someone else laugh.

Humor is subjective. What society deems as despicable acts of inhumanity are not. Big difference.