Man stabbed with meat thermometer at movie in CA

[Hilarious Clinton 452]

LANCASTER -- A man is recovering from being stabbed in the neck with a meat thermometer after asking a woman to silence her cell phone in a movie theater, a sheriff's department official said.

The stabbing occurred Saturday at the Cinemark 22 theater at 2600 West Avenue I in Lancaster, according to Detective Richard Cartmill of the Lancaster sheriff's station.

The theater was packed for a 9 p.m. Saturday screening of the Martin Scorsese horror movie 'Shutter Island' when the victim complained about a woman near him who was using a cellphone during the show.

She and two men with her left the movie theater.

Two men returned a few minutes later and stabbed the victim, said sheriff's spokesman Steve Whitmore.

The victim was hospitalized but is expected to survive.

Two other people who attempted to help the victim were also injured in the altercation.

Sheriff's officials describe the suspects as black males.

One man was wearing an orange hat with an orange jacket or jersey.

The other man was dressed in a black hooded sweatshirt.

Anyone with information on the attack is asked to contact the Lancaster sheriff's station at (661) 948-8466.

http://www.ktla.com/news/landing/ktla-movi...0,6105625.story

[w¡n9Nµ7 §£@¥€r 123]

Who goes to the movies with a meat thermometer???

[Nagishkaw 510]

That was going to be my question.

[Obama 2012 1,714]

Wow... That's ###### nuts.

[natty bumppo 297]

they were getting to the meat of the issue?

[Nagishkaw 510]

Temperatures were rising?

[Hilarious Clinton 452]

What's the difference between an oral and rectal thermometer?

the taste

[Angel and Gendy 1]

What's the difference between an oral and rectal thermometer?

the taste

Let's hope your doctor knows the difference...

[mawilson 2,133]

Who goes to the movies with a meat thermometer???

I thought it was a euphemism for a #######.

Edited March 12, 2010 by mawilson

[Scott & Lai 12]

Who goes to the movies with a meat thermometer???

Pond scum.

[thongd4me 69]

Was he licensed to carry that meat thermometer?

Wasn't a meat thermometer featured in a classic porno film?

"Hey let me take your temperature with THIS!"

[one...two...tree 2,762]

I never go to a movie theater without my sauce pan cover as a shield in case something like this happens.

[Nagishkaw 510]

I never go to a movie theater without my sauce pan cover as a shield in case something like this happens.

[Calypso 464]

"Shutter Island" must have affected those guys and triggered their mental illness.

[Ban Hammer 13,340]

so what was his temperature?