All About Steve (No Gallstones)

[scandal 951]

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there, i feel better now that i've taken a mallet to 'Scandals Ball Sac'

Damn, that HURTS, man! How'd you like it if I did that to YOUR nut sac??

(Is it really a TOS violation to open more than one account? I didn't think it was, I could swear I remember reading something in there once that it's ok to have multiples. I have only one, never felt the need for more. But, the urge may strike me one day.)

[Ban Hammer 13,337]

Meanwhile, my nuts feel kinda itchy, so if you don't mind I think I'm gonna give them a good vigorous scratch

i'm surprised you can feel anything given i just wacked them with a mallet repeatedly.

[Ban Hammer 13,337]

Damn, that HURTS, man! How'd you like it if I did that to YOUR nut sac??

(Is it really a TOS violation to open more than one account? I didn't think it was, I could swear I remember reading something in there once that it's ok to have multiples. I have only one, never felt the need for more. But, the urge may strike me one day.)

one can have more than one account, but it depends on what the account is used for.

FYI to all from the TOS:

You may register a second account to Post information on the Forums that you perceive as personal and prefer not to be publicly associated with your first account. Registering additional accounts with the purpose of violating the TOS will result in the appropriate administrative action being applied to all registered accounts (as well as all duplicate accounts being terminated).

a bit of creative editing on the above so one is taken to the post by ewok containing that quote.

[IR5FORMUMSIE 850]

there, i feel better now that i've taken a mallet to 'Scandals Ball Sac'

You stole my bit.

[scandal 951]

You stole my bit.

That's it. I've got an industrial strength jock strap in place now. Bash away all you like, I can't feel a thing

[Ban Hammer 13,337]

5, get the jackhammer!

[scandal 951]

5, get the jackhammer!

[IR5FORMUMSIE 850]

5, get the jackhammer!

You're too nice, Charles. I've got a fuel-air ready to go.

That's it. I've got an industrial strength jock strap in place now. Bash away all you like, I can't feel a thing

You should see your urologist about that.

[scandal 951]

You should see your urologist about that.

Actually I was planning on having my wife reintroduce the sensations down there.

[IR5FORMUMSIE 850]

Actually I was planning on having my wife reintroduce the sensations down there.

Even a car battery wouldn't do the job.

[scandal 951]

Actually I was planning on having my wife reintroduce the sensations down there.

Even a car battery wouldn't do the job.

I'm disappointed, I expect better from you.

When suggesting the Sensations, the correct response is to offer to book a gig for them to perform down by my nuts.

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[Ban Hammer 13,337]

You're too nice, Charles. I've got a fuel-air ready to go.

really?

[IR5FORMUMSIE 850]

Even a car battery wouldn't do the job.

I'm disappointed, I expect better from you.

When suggesting the Sensations, the correct response is to offer to book a gig for them to perform down by my nuts.

ef1znNdZA1k

I'm sorry for my substandard work, it's all due to vile kangaroofuckers. I think that Sensations are all dead. We'll send out a search party to see if you have an feeling down there, perhaps the searchers will find some needles and pins.

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[Hilarious Clinton 452]

so it's okay to change my name to a painful thing for another vj member?

Yes.