Yardies a home and a farrin, Part 24!

[dancehallquana 5]

oh no.. why didn't the dad go????????? CHO now she will have to risk it again on another $131..mannnn

you can go out ALONE dillon.. sometimes thats better.. DO NOT waste ur night girl!! lol

[Ellsinlove 2]

Part 8:

(Trying to quote before the change is VERY confusing now....all this new coding I have to get rid of or else it looks a mess!)

**Note to self**

Don't let Journee cut mi cake.... LOL

Uh no... 4 get kissing the pillow I kissed the boy emself....

Hmm wonder if dis is why mi ave four pickneys???

Maybe I should have used the pillow....

Dada you're a nut!!

I sat up and said yuh one raasclott idiot... Yuh just ah tell mi sey yuh tiyad of rice an chicken. He looked at me and said Mich, how much time mi tell yuh fi stop telling mi bad wurds...

Girl I hear it everyday... To me they aren't bad words they are just fun new words so I can't help it.

Just got back from the grocery store and after hearing y'all talk about them so much, I got the spicy black bean Morning Star burgers. NOT cheap! But I saved $13.55 in coupons (including $3 off Pantene!), so that made up for it.

Good going Nat! You've been taking your notes from us & it sounds like it is paying off!

I need suggestions yall..... So, I am doing well keeping the secret about me surprising Michael.... When I got my new phone in December I told him he could have my blackberry but I wasn't gonna pay to have it sent and we just dropped it. I told him he should be here by summer so just keep using his old phone. Well anyway, I told him I found a VJ friend who was heading down and will carry it for me/him. I keep stressing though that he can't be late or else he won't be able to get the phone and a "surprise" I am sending...

IT IS KILLING ME KEEPING THIS SECRET....but it will be sooooooo good seeing his face!

Here is where I need the advice... I am only gonna be there 3 nights which is the shortest ever!!! I don't want to spend alot of time traveling so I am thinking of a place in Mobay. The problem is I am a beach person...I love being able to just leave the hotel and walk out on the beach....Is there any place like that in Mobay? I stayed on the strip my very first trip and that was cool but now I am not feelin the walking across the street and paying to go onto the beach...

I don't have Mobay suggestions but I love your plan!

But on a good note I finally got the Biometrics Letter in the mail.

Congrats! One more step getting done.

Evening Ladies...

Hope you all had a nice weekend. This new layout is going to take some getting used to. I don't like change!

I don't like change either...I'm such a creature of habit. But this one isn't too bad...just going to have to figure out what the new features are.

[Ellsinlove 2]

Part 9:

They have spell check!!!!!

I know how you love that!

Yardies,

Please say a prayer for Lawny and her family. Her grandmother passed away on Saturday night.

(L) This news hit me so hard.

[Ellsinlove 2]

Part 10:

Goodmorning yardies,

my wife is coming this week from ja and im anxious to see her. i told her about the atl airport and what to expext cause one could get lost there, but i know she will find her way around.

seriously, i have been debating whether i should take the weekend off(sat and sun) to spend time with my wife and attend church.

Congrats Myjam! Tell your wife just don't be afraid to ask lots of questions...most people are pretty helpful. I also think you should take the weekend off.

Myjam.. you should take the weekend off. You must celebrate!!

I slept until 8:30 both Sat & Sun.. it was so nice to wake up on my own and now be woken! SOOOOO nice! With the time change I technically slept until 9:30 on Sunday.

Now just waiting for the week to fly by. 1/2 day friday and Tierra's birthday! I cannot wait to see all the dressed up little girls. And it is supposed to be 60 and sunny! Outside photo op!! lOL

I can't wait to see the pics! It's going to be so cute!

I will be alone...no kids...no hubby! Ahhhh what shall I do?

WHATEVER YOU FEEL LIKE!

Tonight I'm going to hear it because I'm making beef enchiladas with spanish rice and black beans. He's going to say I'm making slush. LMAO I have a taste for it and I'm going to make it.

Hubby always tries to complain about meals I make too....always calling things 'white people food'....even if it's Thai food or Mexican. Of course, like Ray, I don't see him refusing it when it's time to dish up!

Weird news...

This guy Louis worked with back in St Lucia has been missing for a few days.

They found his head on the beach!! Ewww!

Creepy!

That's terrible! That kind of brutality is always shocking.

So Louis is telling me...

The guy got into an altercation with someone and stabbed him. That guy told him he will "kill him". Then Carlton (dead guy) went missing 3 weeks ago, right after the threat, and his clothes and shoes etc washed up along with the head on the beach.

Louis has been trying to call Carlton's brother but his phone isnt on. I told him mine probably wouldnt be on either!!!

Man, so senseless...but some of those guys DON'T PLAY!

[MRStee 19]

Ells!!!! That is just wrong on so many levels!

exactly!

[MRStee 19]

Part 1:

We do have CWTV but I haven't seen it on the TV listings.....strange. I wonder if they air it here on a different night...maybe on one of my school nights.

Ooooh, if they had Cirque du Soleil package deals, I'd SOOO be on that! I can watch those shows a hundred times & never get bored. We recently saw Ovo here...Lehi was enthralled with the guys dressed as crickets (or grasshoppers).

Sounds like a great seminar & a fun trip!

So was it a fun weekend Cat? How'd that go for Louis? It's nice when our guys can branch out & make some friends (& possibly find work)!

This made me roll! Probably because he SO DOES NOT have a fat azz!

@ you giving reasons now! at Hurrican Siyah.....I think she just takes after her auntie a little bit....she just prefers the bottom getting some 'fresh air' versus the top!

its not lol yes she may take after me

[MRStee 19]

Guess the teacher failed that math test that MrsTee had to take this weekend.

Lmaoooooo Dills.. you've changed alot but I like it!!!!

[Ellsinlove 2]

Part 11:

I don't have that problem. lol

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For lunch, I had some cold pasta with cherry tomatoes & mozerella cheese in it. Got the idea to make it after having some at the organic store I love. Seasoned with olive oil, garlic powder, & several other spices. It was good! It's also the kind of meal Steven wouldn't like because 1) it's cold, 2) it has cheese, 3) it has tomatoes. I've been eating lots of cold meals while he's gone.

Now I can't remember what you didn't have as a problem but I'm pretty sure whatever it was, I didn't have that problem either!

@ eating cold meals while he's gone....sometimes it's nice to be able to do what we used to do before they got here!

Louis says these people are idiots... provoking people and starting "war". People getting involved in the wrong shyt!!

When he went home in January he was surprised to hear about all the killings etc.. I guess things are changing for the worse. It is unfortunate that people are trying to "get rich quick" with drugs etc and thinking that are "bad men" and untouchable...

Its a small island and when bad things happen it reflects on the country as a whole. Not good...

So true!

Bunz

Hi Yardies

Hi Princess! Come back...we miss you!

So this is wheat happened.

My son and I were at a local major supermarket chain. We were shopping when we heard a lot of ruckus. But we kept on shopping. Then every minute or so I would see a man and a lady arguing while they were shopping. Well the man would be shopping and the lady would be following him and yelling at him and hitting him with items. So maybe 15 minutes later, we some how ended up on the same aisle. So the man said something to the woman about he wouldn’t have to go f #! no one else if her Pu$$y was good enough. I was like this is to much for my son to hear, so I proceed to leave off the aisle when, this b!tch starts throwing shYt at him and we are walking past him. She throws 1 box of cereal then another then a box of oatmeal. Girl BOOM you would’ve thought she was playing basketball or something but she was not hitting him and he was not running just walking slow. Well she threw one more thing a quaker oats can of oats and that ###### hit my son in the head.

So Im hot as Vegas sun and turned around to look at this BYTCH when she put her hand over her mouth and says sorry and chuckles a little.

OMG yall I was like white on rice.

TO BE CONTINUE when I calm down.

Some people have NO manners!

Good afternoon Everybody! I hope everyone had a fabulous weekend. Wow, VJ is all she-she fufu. Den and I celebrated one month of being married yesterday...our marriage certificate also arrived on Friday so I plan to get the AOS paperwork out by end of the week. We also waiting to hear if our offer on the house has been accepted...so needless to say...I gots a lot going on but it will all be alright...I miss chatting with you guys but work has been off the chain lately!

Hope everyone is doing well! Lawny,I'm praying for you Mama!

Congrats on both counts Dens!

It does. I like to make linguine pasta with chopped red onion, tomato, and cucumbers and mix in it salad supreme and Kraft zesty Italian dressing. Yummy, everyone loves it when I make this.

That sounds REALLY good! Can I get that recipe too?? Pretty please?

[MRStee 19]

Part 2:

YAY!! I know I'm days late but CONGRATS SHEKA!!

Me too!

This just infuriates me! Now I'm not trying to generalize too much but, if SOME people don't step up & start acting decent, Jamaica stands no chance of ever getting ahead. They'd have to have police escort me out of that place after that!!

The Lucea hospital is bad bad! It reminds me of some kind of ancient ward from WWI or something.

But what those people did to Lawny's Grandma is just unconscionable! *SMDH*

The scary part is she will be 3 in June and she already bad!!!

[MRStee 19]

Dillon, at the teacher's math. It was already questionable when she said that 4 tests are each worth 33 1/3%.

Ells, I hope you have lots posted when I get back. I enjoy reading your reactions & comments.

I DO have the right IMEI #! How that works is: If someone puts in a different SIM card & makes a call, the phone will register with the TMobile towers. I can call them & they can tell me "yes" or "no" as to whether someone else put a SIM card in it. But they can't tell me any more information. They said if they find out yes, I'd have to file a police report and the police can get information on who the SIM card is registered to. Meanwhile, TMobile wants me to turn off my service so the person can't rack up a weird bill, but I rather leave it on, at least for a few hours after work, to see if the person makes a call or if Google Latitude can pick up the location when they turn the phone on.

Tip for everyone: Record your cell phone's IMEI # before it gets taken, to increase your chance of getting it back. Google can probably help you figure out how to find the IMEI # for your phone model.

alot of times its on the bill or where the battery is at...

Dillon, at the teacher's math. It was already questionable when she said that 4 tests are each worth 33 1/3%.

Ells, I hope you have lots posted when I get back. I enjoy reading your reactions & comments.

I DO have the right IMEI #! How that works is: If someone puts in a different SIM card & makes a call, the phone will register with the TMobile towers. I can call them & they can tell me "yes" or "no" as to whether someone else put a SIM card in it. But they can't tell me any more information. They said if they find out yes, I'd have to file a police report and the police can get information on who the SIM card is registered to. Meanwhile, TMobile wants me to turn off my service so the person can't rack up a weird bill, but I rather leave it on, at least for a few hours after work, to see if the person makes a call or if Google Latitude can pick up the location when they turn the phone on.

Tip for everyone: Record your cell phone's IMEI # before it gets taken, to increase your chance of getting it back. Google can probably help you figure out how to find the IMEI # for your phone model.

not on the bill but the original receipt...

[Ellsinlove 2]

Part 12:

Do I? I never check that stuff. Where do you even find that stuff at?

I'm just so full of knowledge..............

You're just a social butterly & you actually venture beyond the yardie thread!

I had the BEST weekend in such a long time.

Friday went out to dinner with my friend Daniel and then on to our favorite bar for the bar owners surprise 60th birthday party. We all met outside in the pouring rain.....family and friends....and walked in singing and carrying food. There were like 35 of us outside. Free drinks till 9. And while he was opening his presents his wife found a friend of his from grade school/high school that he was looking for....got him to call him. It was so cool. It was loud, wild, with crazy kareoke and lots of good times. I would've been up all night playing guitar hero if Daniel's gf didn't start some texting fight.

Saturday Molly and I saw The Blindside. OMG....I cried the entire movie. I LOVED it. I am going to own that one on DVD. Saturday night I had a nice dinner with BF after he got off work.

Yesterday....B--I--N--G--O.....we finally won. $400.

And, here I am today. Hope all is well with everyone. I wasn't going to come on today cause I am really busy at work; but they pissed me off and I said ** it....I'm not doing a damn thing today.

Sounds like a fun weekend JG!

I have those days (most days) at work too where I just decide there's no motivation to do anything other than goof off!

I wear a 42G

a lit yuh at tell. I just saw f, g, and h on the Lane Bryant website and I was thinking what size is that. Girl, you got real watermelons.

Decameron is booked....Sandals nor Holiday Inn are in the budget...Looking at Toby's or there are a couple B & B (not on beach of course)....don't know what to do...

Rent a car & GO TO NEGRIL!

a wah di mummaclaat yuh a say to me! :o :blink:

[MRStee 19]

Part 4:

I haven't 'dieted' in years but when I did, I remember that initial feeling of wanting to rip someone's head off until I got used to the diet. I think that is one major factor in me never trying to diet anymore.

@ hubby giving you the look!

Oh, Mrstee, I'll pray for your Pa too....any news on him?

Thank God! Where is the *PHEW* smiley??

And she believed you??

That's a great idea! If I ever have both a ceiling fan & a cat, I'm doing that!

i haven't spoken to him in a few days and its hard because i can tell he wants to break down crying.. i feel bad for him.. gonna call him tonight...

[MRStee 19]

You are so right we have to choose our battles!

LOL you always crack me up about Rashida, I feel you though but what would Rashida look like if you could create a character for the alter ego?

LOL @ you are fiesty haaaaaaa you crack me up

Hmmm thats a good question, first she would know how to talk patwa hahahahahahahaa

[dancehallquana 5]

bye everybody

[MRStee 19]

Part 7:

Mine is about 5ft 6!

Hope the results are good when they finally come & that you don't stress yourself out waiting for them!

Not ALL! We lovingly call eachother midgets!

nope not stressing at all, just gonna study more in case i have to take it April