Yardies a home and a farrin, Part 24!

[TRELAWNY PARISH 10]

What does TMI stand for?

Lawny cant they speak/write english?

Lawd luv u a come like mi now TMI-Too Much Informaiton

Yes, dem speak and write English -- they b orn Jamaicans dem jus need a rass kick...they send me messages like that all the time and wonder why I don't respond or if I do respond I say, how di rass mi fi know wah dat seh

My cousin just told me what the wanted...jeesshhhhh

[PortlandAngel 0]

Hey Fam, hope all is well!

Question has anyone ever used a Family lawyer in Jamaica? If so can you give me a rough estimate of the cost?

[phillyfashionista 8]

Of all topics!!!

These post have me rolling wait till Eric sees these he's really going to think we gwaan mad...

Yuh see it haaaa

With time we gain weight because we accumulate so much information and wisdom in our heads that when there is no more room it distribute out to the rest of our bodies.

So we aren’t heavy, we are enormously cultured, educated and happy.

good one!

Philly this made me so happy I can't wait to go home.. I tried to watch buni buni but yours are so much better!

girl nuh kill mi but where the heck is Pt 3 to the movie ( as I duck and tek weh miself LOL)

[1luv 1]

Questions are made to ask.

LOL@ Q and lawny

[dancehallquana 5]

hey portland.. how is hubby and the house??

how was xmas out of town.. its been that long WOW.. lol

[TRELAWNY PARISH 10]

I'm driving to PHILI just to give Phillyfashionista (wha a lang name) a Philliameriganjamaicanhaitian beat down (all now) fram before she lef go a yard

[MRStee 19]

Hi Ladies I just woke up -

Dada DWL@TMI

Grannie still the same (non-reponsive)

My cousin's messing with me what the hell does this mean ... I can get some of it but not all. I know they asking when I'm going back and if I'm going to ATI this year...cho dat damn side a di family keep forget I speak enhlish

Wanneer ga je weer naar Jamaica. Ik wil toa ATI ttend maar Negril was zo vorig jaar op de bruiloft. wist u dat ze brak hij nog een kind was door iemand anders

Well we just gotta keep praying

[DaDa 1]

Dang Tee, First Dada with the scribe and now me with the prayers J/K

Great job!!!!!!!!!!!!! You go girl!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Amen to that

Ha! JQ I thought the same thing.....

We were at the movies and I was trying to snuggle up with Steve and he farted the entire movie (Valentine's Day) him chat about wanting the people who was sitting behind us to move.. they didn't! I couldn't even cuddle he stunk so dyaam bad! cho!

Edited March 9, 2010 by DaDa

[TRELAWNY PARISH 10]

Hey Fam, hope all is well!

Question has anyone ever used a Family lawyer in Jamaica? If so can you give me a rough estimate of the cost?

K -- please do your research. If your near town you have more options. I'll link you in a bit let me talk to my cousin...he had to do this last year to get shared custody of his kids which is a nightmare! He lives in the states. All he wanted to do was have to kids stay with him in the states during the summer months and the mother refused. He got it, but it wasn't an easy road and it wasn't cheap.

[DaDa 1]

*in my monique voice BAbbbbbbbbby.... Let me tell you!...*

mi no even know dem deh a Amersterdam -- they speak German as well -- when I talk to them on the phone is one rass headache between di mash up patwah and di bruck up dutch and some other language they speak.

Tre Stop it.. I'm almost crying reading this....

[MRStee 19]

Dang yall can chat I needed to catch up before I post.

Yes girl, he called this morning and set up for the medical date

Congrats!! That is great, cant wait til our time

Dang Tee, First Dada with the scribe and now me with the prayers J/K

Great job!!!!!!!!!!!!! You go girl!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Amen to that

Girl, this had me cracking the heck up stop it.

Im on this diet, but someone sent this to me!!!

Im going to share it with you!!!1

With time we gain weight because we accumulate so much information and wisdom in our heads that when there is no more room it distribute out to the rest of our bodies.

So we aren't heavy, we are enormously cultured, educated and happy.

I usually pray this much and more, especially lately my faith is being tested BIG time. Ive been angry for the last two days and I definitely have to give it up to God. I prayed for MsSheka because she has gone through alot not having hubby here and especially to help raise the children so this was an important prayer for me to say especially cause Fats has to be a good boy while they are traveling so her pressure doesnt go up.... Nah you are the head prayer sayer mi sista!

[NatPatBen 3]

girl thats the same here.. you will be right next to ur neighbors bedroom window unless u move to the boondocks..

i don't wanna live in the boondocks LOL

im so excited for you!

Me neither, which is why I haven't bought a house yet. I live SO CLOSE to everything in my apt.

hubby loves to sit in the bathroom with me while i do the dooo

it makes me so uncomfortable but he actually races me to the bathroom so he can sit and stare and laugh

weird i know, VERY weird! lol

I cannot believe you shared that with us.

Mines too!! and vice versa... I'll be in there plucking my eyebrows or playing w/ my hair or just talking w/ him... we're weird!

Steven will close (and sometimes lock) the door when doing the business. And he definitely won't come in if he knows I am.

[TRELAWNY PARISH 10]

Tre Stop it.. I'm almost crying reading this....

girl, you should hear my British side of the family talk...I just be laughing my A$$ off and they say I talk funny...mi jus seh eeh eeh mi seh if mi hear one a dem seh "bloody hell" one more time

[BunzTheMagicSnail 2]

I'm driving to PHILI just to give Phillyfashionista (wha a lang name) a Philliameriganjamaicanhaitian beat down (all now) fram before she lef go a yard

pick me up on yuh way! mi will meet yuh a di corner!

[dancehallquana 5]

K -- please do your research. If your near town you have more options. I'll link you in a bit let me talk to my cousin...he had to do this last year to get shared custody of his kids which is a nightmare! He lives in the states. All he wanted to do was have to kids stay with him in the states during the summer months and the mother refused. He got it, but it wasn't an easy road and it wasn't cheap.

thats so silly.. why would you refuse ur children to see their parent.. even tho i went through it.. i will NEVER understand that thinking. no matter how much i have been hurt or am jealous or anything.. my kids deserve to see their parent.. all that money down the drain for something she should have done willingly.. CHO!!