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Obama 2012   1,714

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March 2, 1836!

Never forget :)

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The Great Canadian to Texas Transfer Timeline:

2/22/2010 - I-129F Packet Mailed

2/24/2010 - Packet Delivered to VSC

2/26/2010 - VSC Cashed Filing Fee

3/04/2010 - NOA1 Received!

8/14/2010 - Touched!

10/04/2010 - NOA2 Received!

10/25/2010 - Packet 3 Received!

02/07/2011 - Medical!

03/15/2011 - Interview in Montreal! - Approved!!!

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TBoneTX Grand Master

TBoneTX   45,303

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It is (or will soon again be) "Tejas," si man. :whistle:

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Joke:

A jetcraft on a trans-Atlantic flight slowly loses altitude over the ocean. The pilot tries everything traditional: maneuvering, dumping extra fuel, and finally emptying the cargo bay of all suitcases & doggie-crates. Nothing works. Finally, he gets on the cabin P.A. and says "Folks, I was afraid that it would come to this. I'm going to have to ask for volunteers to jump off the plane in order to lighten it, in hopes of saving the others."

The Frenchman arose and said, "Vive la France!" and jumped off the plane.

The Englishman arose and said, "God save the Queen!" and jumped off the plane.

The Russian arose and said, "Long live Mother Russia!" and jumped off the plane.

The Texan arose and said, "Remember the Alamo!" and threw off two Mexicans (si man).

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06-04-2007 = TSC stamps postal return-receipt for I-129f.

06-11-2007 = NOA1 date (unknown to me).

07-20-2007 = Phoned Immigration Officer; got WAC#; where's NOA1?

09-25-2007 = Touch (first-ever).

09-28-2007 = NOA1, 23 days after their 45-day promise to send it (grrrr).

10-20 & 11-14-2007 = Phoned ImmOffs; "still pending."

12-11-2007 = 180 days; file is "between workstations, may be early Jan."; touches 12/11 & 12/12.

12-18-2007 = Call; file is with Division 9 ofcr. (bckgrnd check); e-prompt to shake it; touch.

12-19-2007 = NOA2 by e-mail & web, dated 12-18-07 (187 days; 201 per VJ); in mail 12/24/07.

01-09-2008 = File from USCIS to NVC, 1-4-08; NVC creates file, 1/15/08; to consulate 1/16/08.

01-23-2008 = Consulate gets file; outdated Packet 4 mailed to fiancee 1/27/08; rec'd 3/3/08.

04-29-2008 = Fiancee's 4-min. consular interview, 8:30 a.m.; much evidence brought but not allowed to be presented (consul: "More proof! Second interview! Bring your fiance!").

05-05-2008 = Infuriating $12 call to non-English-speaking consulate appointment-setter.

05-06-2008 = Better $12 call to English-speaker; "joint" interview date 6/30/08 (my selection).

06-30-2008 = Stokes Interrogations w/Ecuadorian (not USC); "wait 2 weeks; we'll mail her."

07-2008 = Daily calls to DOS: "currently processing"; 8/05 = Phoned consulate, got Section Chief; wrote him.

08-07-08 = E-mail from consulate, promising to issue visa "as soon as we get her passport" (on 8/12, per DHL).

08-27-08 = Phoned consulate (they "couldn't find" our file); visa DHL'd 8/28; in hand 9/1; through POE on 10/9 with NO hassles(!).

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Ban Hammer Grand Master

Ban Hammer   13,343

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March 2, 1836!

Never forget :)

mini-texas-flag.jpg

:thumbs:

* ~ * Charles * ~ *
 

I carry a gun because a cop is too heavy.

 

USE THE REPORT BUTTON INSTEAD OF MESSAGING A MODERATOR!

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scandal Grand Master

scandal   951

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It is (or will soon again be) "Tejas," si man. :whistle:

---

Joke:

A jetcraft on a trans-Atlantic flight slowly loses altitude over the ocean. The pilot tries everything traditional: maneuvering, dumping extra fuel, and finally emptying the cargo bay of all suitcases & doggie-crates. Nothing works. Finally, he gets on the cabin P.A. and says "Folks, I was afraid that it would come to this. I'm going to have to ask for volunteers to jump off the plane in order to lighten it, in hopes of saving the others."

The Frenchman arose and said, "Vive la France!" and jumped off the plane.

The Englishman arose and said, "God save the Queen!" and jumped off the plane.

The Russian arose and said, "Long live Mother Russia!" and jumped off the plane.

The Texan arose and said, "Remember the Alamo!" and threw off two Mexicans (si man).

I've heard that joke where the punchline involved Israelis and Palestinians. Told both ways, thrower and throw-ee. Not politically correct, but makes its point.

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TBoneTX Grand Master

TBoneTX   45,303

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Is this where we say, "YEE HAW!"
It's where we say, "Canandaigua, si man!"

06-04-2007 = TSC stamps postal return-receipt for I-129f.

06-11-2007 = NOA1 date (unknown to me).

07-20-2007 = Phoned Immigration Officer; got WAC#; where's NOA1?

09-25-2007 = Touch (first-ever).

09-28-2007 = NOA1, 23 days after their 45-day promise to send it (grrrr).

10-20 & 11-14-2007 = Phoned ImmOffs; "still pending."

12-11-2007 = 180 days; file is "between workstations, may be early Jan."; touches 12/11 & 12/12.

12-18-2007 = Call; file is with Division 9 ofcr. (bckgrnd check); e-prompt to shake it; touch.

12-19-2007 = NOA2 by e-mail & web, dated 12-18-07 (187 days; 201 per VJ); in mail 12/24/07.

01-09-2008 = File from USCIS to NVC, 1-4-08; NVC creates file, 1/15/08; to consulate 1/16/08.

01-23-2008 = Consulate gets file; outdated Packet 4 mailed to fiancee 1/27/08; rec'd 3/3/08.

04-29-2008 = Fiancee's 4-min. consular interview, 8:30 a.m.; much evidence brought but not allowed to be presented (consul: "More proof! Second interview! Bring your fiance!").

05-05-2008 = Infuriating $12 call to non-English-speaking consulate appointment-setter.

05-06-2008 = Better $12 call to English-speaker; "joint" interview date 6/30/08 (my selection).

06-30-2008 = Stokes Interrogations w/Ecuadorian (not USC); "wait 2 weeks; we'll mail her."

07-2008 = Daily calls to DOS: "currently processing"; 8/05 = Phoned consulate, got Section Chief; wrote him.

08-07-08 = E-mail from consulate, promising to issue visa "as soon as we get her passport" (on 8/12, per DHL).

08-27-08 = Phoned consulate (they "couldn't find" our file); visa DHL'd 8/28; in hand 9/1; through POE on 10/9 with NO hassles(!).

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Ban Hammer Grand Master

Ban Hammer   13,343

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** Texas, forget the Alamo. :devil:

:bonk:

* ~ * Charles * ~ *
 

I carry a gun because a cop is too heavy.

 

USE THE REPORT BUTTON INSTEAD OF MESSAGING A MODERATOR!

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