THE UNDERTAKER'S BLACK EYE

[spookyturtle 9,466]

Roy, an undertaker, recently came home with a black eye.

"What happened to you?" asked his wife.

"I had a terrible day." replied Roy . "I had to go to a

hotel and pick up a man who had died in his sleep.

When I got there, the manager said they couldn't get

him into a body bag because he had this huge erection.

Anyway, I went up and sure enough there was this big

naked guy lying on the bed with this huge erection.

So I grabbed it with both hands and tried to snap it in half."

"I see" said his wife, "but how did you get the black eye?"

Roy replied: "Wrong room.."

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[Ban Hammer 13,352]

that reminds me of a joke.

[scandal 951]

that reminds me of a joke.

Do tell.

[Ban Hammer 13,352]

Do tell.

well.................let's see if i can remember how it goes.

a guy dies when he's in his mid 30's! his widow contracts with a funeral home for the arrangements, etc. the funeral home calls his widow a day later and tells her they have a problem: apparently he's got a major woody and they don't know what to do, and as it's scheduled for an open casket, they are sure the widow does not want that to be how people remember him. the widow tells them: cut it off. and what do we do with the appendage? "stick it up his azz" she says. puzzled, the funeral home does as requested......

at the open casket funeral a few days later, the widow approaches the casket just as the room's indoor sprinkler system develops too much pressure, and the sprinkler head directly over the casket starts dripping water, which lands in one of the eyes of the guy in the casket. the widow, seeing what appears to be tears, leans over and whispers:

"see, you barstard, i told you it hurt!"

[spookyturtle 9,466]

:lol:

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