Sorry, nothing to do with anything

[Y&E 12]

But thank god it's friday and I only have 1 hour left at work!

Just had to get that off my chest

[w¡n9Nµ7 §£@¥€r 123]

yes, thank god... because i am sure god was getting all worked up about you having to spend an entire friday at work.

[Obama 2012 1,714]

yes, thank god... because i am sure god was getting all worked up about you having to spend an entire friday at work.

Hey, don't you know you shouldn't question God!!!

[HeatDeath 430]

yes, thank god... because i am sure god was getting all worked up about you having to spend an entire friday at work.

Well, maybe...

Matthew 7:11 (KJV)

If ye then, being evil, know how to give good gifts unto your children, how much more shall your Father which is in heaven give good things to them that ask him?

Just sayin'

[w¡n9Nµ7 §£@¥€r 123]

Well, maybe...

Just sayin'

What does the Bible have to do with God? Just another work of fiction.

[chri'stina 190]

What does the Bible have to do with God? Just another work of fiction.

All I read is bla bla bla

[w¡n9Nµ7 §£@¥€r 123]

All I read is bla bla bla

That's because that's what the Bible is.

[chri'stina 190]

That's because that's what the Bible is.

what? speak English.

[w¡n9Nµ7 §£@¥€r 123]

what? speak English.

[Niels Bohr 72]

I find that masterbation reduces your life expectancy.

[w¡n9Nµ7 §£@¥€r 123]

I find that masterbation reduces your life expectancy.

Did you die already?

[Peikko 1,575]

I would have thought masterbation would extend life expectancy, and it definitely does not make you blind.

[Niels Bohr 72]

I see why I got glasses so early.

I would have thought masterbation would extend life expectancy, and it definitely does not make you blind.

[Ban Hammer 12,915]

I see why I got glasses so early.

now just work on spelling.

[Peikko 1,575]

Why is masterbation so threatening to religion? I don't get it, it's the safest way to experience sexual stimulation, you'd have thought the religious would be all for that