Commies 4 Christ.... reorganized

[Susita 175]

I don't snore either. All 3 of the boys in the house do though. I wake up 3 or 4 times per night to go to the potty and always have a hard time getting back to sleep. If the boys have their door open it's like a snoring symphony in here

[IR5FORMUMSIE 850]

This is good SisterSusitala Luis is a good guy

Commies, I am going out for a few green beers after work in a bit...then maybe I'll come on to here and tell you jokes later this evening Is it a date?

Peace and Blessings to this thread,

BishopM

Ladies and Gentleman,

The C4C Comedy showcase is proud to present, our prophet of puns, our lord of laughs, the one, the only, the blessed one himself, Bishop.

Thank you so much,

I do have an announcement before I begin, are there any Philistines in the audience. This is your lucky day a Mr. Samson is offering a piece of azz to the first 1000 of you. *rimshot*

Sorry, it’s only a jawbone.*rimshot*

As a man of God, I know the scripture but I am human. I see many wonderful couples in the audience tonight, I am in a wonderful marriage with a wonderful lady and have a beautiful step-daughter so I am truly blessed. It’s quite a difference from my first girlfriend. I am from Texas and she was from, I’m not making this up, Bagdad, California. True story, she was a real looker but she kept cheating on me. It turned out badly for her, eventually she got quite a reputation. Honestly, haven’t you ever heard of the ####### of Babylon?*rimshot*

...

My marriage is great and my wife is a gourmet cook. Now I can’t even cook poptarts without screwing up. Most of the time I eat my own cooking and end up in the hospital getting my stomach pumped. At those times, I turn to the good book, I am reminded of scripture, he who eateth his own cooking shall inherit the winds.*rimshot*

...

I see that the Holy Father has a new car, a new Popemobile. It looks pretty sharp and it is extremely fast. Apparently it is powered by a votary engine and has a dogmatic transmission.*rimshot*

....

I must apologize about tonight’s drinks. I tried to turn water into wine but I didn’t do a very good job, I ended up with Zima.*rimshot*

...

Why didn’t anyone tell me that the audience took a vow of silence.*rimshot*

C’mon folks the Israelites were held in bondage for 400 years and this set ends in less than 30 minutes.*rimshot*

I’d like to thank you all for holding your laughter and applause until the end but you really don’t have to.*rimshot*

Thank you I haven’t had this kind of reaction since I played that monastery.*rimshot*

You’ve been a great audience and don’t forget to tip your waiter on the way out.

[BishopM 114]

Hi Commies! Happy Saint Patricks Day! I have been enjoying the SPIRIT of the holiday

[Susita 175]

@ 5

Guys so here's the rundown. Anywhere from 11 - 28 days left. My c-section is scheduled for April 14 but technically she could come as soon as March 28 if she really wanted to

[Ban Hammer 13,498]

@ 5

Guys so here's the rundown. Anywhere from 11 - 28 days left. My c-section is scheduled for April 14 but technically she could come as soon as March 28 if she really wanted to

go for 13 april, same day as ben's birthday

[BishopM 114]

Thanks for the suggestions yesterday commies I ended up making a roasted leg of lamb, buttermilk mashed potatoes, buttered carrots, and some soda bread. I also made a lovely chocolate cake full of guinness

Awww...now I have a ful...because here is my beloved Amby, whom I adore.

Edited March 18, 2010 by TehBishoP

[BishopM 114]

Ladies and Gentleman,

The C4C Comedy showcase is proud to present, our prophet of puns, our lord of laughs, the one, the only, the blessed one himself, Bishop.

Thank you so much,

I do have an announcement before I begin, are there any Philistines in the audience. This is your lucky day a Mr. Samson is offering a piece of azz to the first 1000 of you. *rimshot*

Sorry, it’s only a jawbone.*rimshot*

As a man of God, I know the scripture but I am human. I see many wonderful couples in the audience tonight, I am in a wonderful marriage with a wonderful lady and have a beautiful step-daughter so I am truly blessed. It’s quite a difference from my first girlfriend. I am from Texas and she was from, I’m not making this up, Bagdad, California. True story, she was a real looker but she kept cheating on me. It turned out badly for her, eventually she got quite a reputation. Honestly, haven’t you ever heard of the ####### of Babylon?*rimshot*

...

My marriage is great and my wife is a gourmet cook. Now I can’t even cook poptarts without screwing up. Most of the time I eat my own cooking and end up in the hospital getting my stomach pumped. At those times, I turn to the good book, I am reminded of scripture, he who eateth his own cooking shall inherit the winds.*rimshot*

...

I see that the Holy Father has a new car, a new Popemobile. It looks pretty sharp and it is extremely fast. Apparently it is powered by a votary engine and has a dogmatic transmission.*rimshot*

....

I must apologize about tonight’s drinks. I tried to turn water into wine but I didn’t do a very good job, I ended up with Zima.*rimshot*

...

Why didn’t anyone tell me that the audience took a vow of silence.*rimshot*

C’mon folks the Israelites were held in bondage for 400 years and this set ends in less than 30 minutes.*rimshot*

I’d like to thank you all for holding your laughter and applause until the end but you really don’t have to.*rimshot*

Thank you I haven’t had this kind of reaction since I played that monastery.*rimshot*

You’ve been a great audience and don’t forget to tip your waiter on the way out.

Wait a minute...I acknowledge that I was gone for a while...but did you guys recruit another Bishop in my absence?

I don't recollect saying any of this, unless I was in the confessional...which is SUPPOSED to be confidential

...Loving my commies!

[Susita 175]

go for 13 april, same day as ben's birthday

I was actually hoping for a little earlier than that. I still have stuff to get done in the house & I'm fine with waiting personally, but my body's really starting to give out... everything hurts.

...Loving my commies!

We you too Bishop!!

[BishopM 114]

I was actually hoping for a little earlier than that. I still have stuff to get done in the house & I'm fine with waiting personally, but my body's really starting to give out... everything hurts.

My belief is that you make beautiful babies mi la...so, give or take a day or a week, the end result will be the same, a mirror image of the Angelic Mother!

[IR5FORMUMSIE 850]

Wait a minute...I acknowledge that I was gone for a while...but did you guys recruit another Bishop in my absence?

I don't recollect saying any of this, unless I was in the confessional...which is SUPPOSED to be confidential

...Loving my commies!

How much did you imbibe? These are the highlights from your 9 O'Clock show. I laughed at it. That one about your cooking was pure genius. You are a very talented and funny man.

We love you, too. :luv:

Edited March 18, 2010 by IR5FORMUMSIE

[BishopM 114]

How much did you imbibe? These are the highlights from your 9 O'Clock show. I laughed at it. That one about your cooking was pure genius. You are a very talented and funny man.

In my strict and literal interpretation of the LAW...I was within the confines of WV statutes....but in the SPIRIT of the law, I am free from all statutory regulations

Blessings to BBC (BelovedBrother5)

I do love BishopSheen though...you are correct!

I haz a popcornz

Edited March 18, 2010 by TehBishoP

[Susita 175]

Thanks Bishop

[IR5FORMUMSIE 850]

My belief is that you make beautiful babies mi la...so, give or take a day or a week, the end result will be the same, a mirror image of the Angelic Mother!

Suzanne is indeed Angelic, except for her obsession with The Family Guy. It almost makes the name for the child a foregone conclusion, I'm not presuring anyone, nor am I saying that this name has been floating around in my head for the longest time. Hint: it's not Lois or Meg.

[BishopM 114]

Thanks Bishop

My thoughts and prayers have always been with you my dearest...and of course my hands have always been extended toward your beautiful belly...for the blessing

Suzanne is indeed Angelic, except for her obsession with The Family Guy. It almost makes the name for the child a foregone conclusion, I'm not presuring anyone, nor am I saying that this name has been floating around in my head for the longest time. Hint: it's not Lois or Meg.

Fully agree...her family guy thangy has got to go! It si teh xvck!

[Susita 175]

What's wrong with Family Guy?

My favorite is Brian.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=M_6eZEEolhU

Edited March 18, 2010 by Susita