I'll admit it

[Gary and Alla 3,694]

No I'm thinking he means Alaska.

I have been to Alaska. It is similar to Vermont, but I think it is bigger. And there is even less woodchuck women as a percentage of the population. OMG Shawn, I bet you just love Russia! But no doubt a similar percentage get miscounted as bears by the DNR in aerial surveys in Alaska.

[AKguy 1]

And there is even less woodchuck women as a percentage of the population.

Man... I'd almost put money it's worse here. LOL

Not that it matters anymore!

[Gary and Alla 3,694]

Man... I'd almost put money it's worse here. LOL

Not that it matters anymore!

Yeah, that's what I meant. I babble sometimes. I never saw a place that had so few women per man, so to speak as Alaska. I mean it is definitely a "bring your own" kinda place. (obviously you figured that out) And the women are woodchuck women like here (except the hot chick on "Northern Exposure" but she was probably never really in Alaska) What I meant was not only are they woodchuck women, there are even less of them there (as a percentage) Good place for hunting and fishing, but pretty grim in the crumpet department, Shawn.

[AKguy 1]

The odds are good, the goods are odd.

[slim 1,525]

No I'm thinking he means Alaska.

Alaska started the whole MOB thing. Thanks alot, guys.

except the hot chick on "Northern Exposure"

Now that explains a lot looking over at your avatar.

[Gary and Alla 3,694]

Alaska started the whole MOB thing. Thanks alot, guys.

Now that explains a lot looking over at your avatar.

LOL! Better than comparing her to the chick from the recent "V" series. OMG I was watching Alla take off her make-up VERY closely for a few weeks. Seems I am OK, though.

[Brad and Vika 129]

I have been to Alaska. It is similar to Vermont, but I think it is bigger. And there is even less woodchuck women as a percentage of the population. OMG Shawn, I bet you just love Russia! But no doubt a similar percentage get miscounted as bears by the DNR in aerial surveys in Alaska.

Been married a year and already off the market too long apparently I never went to bars or clubs much anyway though. Old, bald women could be running amuck all over the clubs here and I wouldn't have ever known it.

[eekee 182]

What are "woodchuck" women?

[SMR 368]

What are "woodchuck" women?

Exactly what it sounds like. Woodchuck means сурок. I never heard the term before coming to this forum but it makes perfect sense to me. It's a trifecta of ugly, stinky, and overweight. Remember that woodchucks are dirty, round around the middle, stink, and have sticky out teeth.

[Nasturtium 500]

Been married a year and already off the market too long apparently I never went to bars or clubs much anyway though. Old, bald women could be running amuck all over the clubs here and I wouldn't have ever known it.

Meh, I don't go to bars.

[Brad and Vika 129]

Meh, I don't go to bars.

Probably just as well. Who knows, maybe the bars cause you to turn into a woodchuck, or wombat, or something.

[Gary and Alla 3,694]

What are "woodchuck" women?

Native women of Vermont, New Hampshire and Maine. They live in the forest (woods) and are good for carrying buckets of water, chopping firewood, boggin' for cranberries, and Maple "sugaring". They wear steel toed boots, wool pants, red plaid shirts, drive muddy pick-up trucks and say things like "a-yup" and "Nope, Can't get there from here...gotta go through Cambridge first" They have an accent like Katherine Hepburn, or a French accent, kinda like the cartoon "Frenchie" lumberjacks. Virtually indistinguishable from the male counterpart... "woodchuck men" It could probably be applied to women from the Adirondack region of New York, but they are from New York and we rarely refer to them at all if avoidable. New York woemn are a whole 'nother breed and we are none to happy about them puttin' in that ferry boat and allowing them to just cross the natural barrier of Lake Champlain (Vermont's "moat") like they were landing at Normandy or something.

They are rough, tough and stout and can wrestle with bears. They are named after one of our common local animals, the woodchuck, already described by SMR. In general we just call them "woodchucks" Alla came to call them the "woodchuck women" which is like an Alla-ism, along wth "lub" (her word for "pound")

[Gary and Alla 3,694]

Been married a year and already off the market too long apparently I never went to bars or clubs much anyway though. Old, bald women could be running amuck all over the clubs here and I wouldn't have ever known it.

I don't even drink...at all. So bars weren't my place either. But I did have that experience of going to a club one night that had some stand-up comediennes and was pleased to discover that it was like 100% women there (this was before I met Alla, Brad! In my unenlightened about Ukraine days) and then come to find out it was the monthly "First Friday" (probably some menstrual reference) gathering of lesbians. Once again my hopes of making it with a woodchuck (woman, not the animal) were dashed on the rocks!

Alla says women here are either "lesbians or those woodchuck women" Many are both.

[slim 1,525]

Can you guys carry in restaurants/bars in NH?

We're currently unable to anywhere alcohol is served although legislation has been introduced to change that.

I'm getting to the point where I'd rather stay armed (and the sobriety that comes with it) than kick back and enjoy a beer at a bar. When it's all said and done, I just feel better that way. - And it's cheaper!

[Gary and Alla 3,694]

Can you guys carry in restaurants/bars in NH?

We're currently unable to anywhere alcohol is served although legislation has been introduced to change that.

I'm getting to the point where I'd rather stay armed (and the sobriety that comes with it) than kick back and enjoy a beer at a bar. When it's all said and done, I just feel better that way. - And it's cheaper!

Not sure in NH. We can in Vermont. There is no restriction whatsoever, except federal laws, in Vermont. Here we can carry anywhere except schools and federal buildings. There are NO "no firearms allowed" signs anywhere except thos places.

Kentucky (I used to live there and had a CCW license for many years) at first did not allow you to carry where they serve alcohol but then changed it to allow it if the place also served food. It it was a "pure" alcohol only place, you still couldn't, but what bar doesn't serve food?