Wife of televangelist Benny Hinn files for divorce

[scandal 951]

"The stand-up comedy material of Ron White also includes mention of Robert Tilton. In the opening to White's act in the first Blue Collar Comedy Tour movie, Ron claims that "while sitting in a beanbag chair naked eating Cheetos," he finds Tilton on TV and believes Tilton is talking specifically to him: "Are you lonely?" "Yeah." "Have you spent half your life in bars pursuing sins of the flesh?" "Man, this guy's good..." "Are you sitting in a beanbag chair naked eating Cheetos?" Ron gapes in horror before squeaking, "...Yes sir!" "Do you feel the urge to get up and send me a thousand dollars?" (pause for effect) "Close! Thought he was talking about me for a second. Apparently, I ain't the only cat on the block (who) digs Cheetos!"

Ron White is a funny man with a big cigar

[Nagishkaw 510]

15"Watch out for false prophets. They come to you in sheep's clothing, but inwardly they are ferocious wolves. 16By their fruit you will recognize them. Do people pick grapes from thornbushes, or figs from thistles? 17Likewise every good tree bears good fruit, but a bad tree bears bad fruit. 18A good tree cannot bear bad fruit, and a bad tree cannot bear good fruit. 19Every tree that does not bear good fruit is cut down and thrown into the fire. 20Thus, by their fruit you will recognize them.

21"Not everyone who says to me, 'Lord, Lord,' will enter the kingdom of heaven, but only he who does the will of my Father who is in heaven. 22Many will say to me on that day, 'Lord, Lord, did we not prophesy in your name, and in your name drive out demons and perform many miracles?' 23Then I will tell them plainly, 'I never knew you. Away from me, you evildoers!'

Matthew 7: 15-23

[Fandango 1,439]

Is this the orange guy? Never saw the show, but that sounds downright bizarre.

I guess his 'prosperity' thing worked for him! I don't believe in all this televangilist #######, but hey...if it helps someone, that's great...People can spend their money on whatever dumb azzed things they want to *shrug*...but.if it gives peeps false hope, then that sucks. And it's really not cool to dupe people out of their money, although I don't believe in being someone's nanny.

Anyhoo, I did see a televangelist once. That old lady with the pink hair. She was shopping in Harrod's with an entourage.

Edited February 20, 2010 by Happy Bunny

[yogib37 3]

Ron White is a funny man with a big cigar

Don't forget his glass of voka

:thumbs:

[Danno 1,228]

The poor and stupid are taken advantage of everywhere. And, more often than not, it's the big guy upstairs being used as the tool to accomplish the task. Nothing new, really. As for the business I worked for - we had a responsibility to our clients to maximize the revenues for their properties. Can't blame a business for making a profit, right?

If thats the kind of business one runs you are absolutely right.

[Darnell 8,478]

I think it's cool she's filing in California - cause he's gonna get RIPPED on assets, cash, and a huge alimony amount.

I can't stand Hinn - time for the best come-uppance in the world.

Of course, the 2nd-best is some tale of homosexual dalliances...

[Danno 1,228]

I think it's cool she's filing in California - cause he's gonna get RIPPED on assets, cash, and a huge alimony amount.

I can't stand Hinn - time for the best come-uppance in the world.

Of course, the 2nd-best is some tale of homosexual dalliances...

-Birds of a feather flock together-

[scandal 951]

Ron White is a funny man with a big cigar

Don't forget his glass of voka

:thumbs:

He drinks scotch, not vodka.

You just can't fix stupid....

[Mr. Big Dog 10,747]

I think it's cool she's filing in California - cause he's gonna get RIPPED on assets, cash, and a huge alimony amount.

Like he'd care. His sheep will just dig deeper into their pockets.

[yogib37 3]

Don't forget his glass of voka

:thumbs:

He drinks scotch, not vodka.

You just can't fix stupid....

was this a shot at me?

[scandal 951]

was this a shot at me?

No. It's Ron White's signature line.