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Here's a solution to all the controversy over full-body scanners at the airports. Have a booth that you can step into that will not X-ray you, but will detonate any explosive device you may have on you.

It would be a win-win for everyone, and there would be none of this

####### about racial profiling and this method would eliminate a long

and expensive trial. Justice would be quick and swift.

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Here's a solution to all the controversy over full-body scanners at the airports. Have a booth that you can step into that will not X-ray you, but will detonate any explosive device you may have on you.

It would be a win-win for everyone, and there would be none of this

####### about racial profiling and this method would eliminate a long

and expensive trial. Justice would be quick and swift.

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Here's a solution to all the controversy over full-body scanners at the airports. Have a booth that you can step into that will not X-ray you, but will detonate any explosive device you may have on you.

It would be a win-win for everyone, and there would be none of this

####### about racial profiling and this method would eliminate a long

and expensive trial. Justice would be quick and swift.

That's a good idea.. :thumbs:

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wonder where they will plug in the electrodes? :unsure:

Electrodes not needed..

just a honkin big Van Degraaff generator...

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Spooky ! OMG ! I'm so proud of you - this is actually a great thing that you've suggested !

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Hopefully it won't blow up those of us with a lot of natural methane in our system :blink:

I better lay of the beans :blush:

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can the booth also be made self cleaning?

People need jobs in this economy. :bonk:

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People need jobs in this economy. :bonk:

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i was thinking of an automated process ...

person goes in booth

connect electrodes

close door

energize booth

ka-boom

booth goes via conveyor to booth washing machine

door opened and automatically sprayed out

booth given booth bath to sanitize

booth blow dried

returned to service for the next hero

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Here's a solution to all the controversy over full-body scanners at the airports. Have a booth that you can step into that will not X-ray you, but will detonate any explosive device you may have on you.

It would be a win-win for everyone, and there would be none of this

####### about racial profiling and this method would eliminate a long

and expensive trial. Justice would be quick and swift.

Excellent!!!! :thumbs:

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