What are you giving up for Lent?

[I AM NOT THAT GUY 5,715]

I told Marie I was giving up sex until Easter, but she would have none of it. Any suggestions?

Edited February 19, 2010 by Lone Ranger

[Calypso 464]

I told Marie I was giving up sex until Easter, but she would have none of it. Any suggestions?

You are not Josh Hartnett's replacement for part two of "40 Days and 40 Nights," are you?

Get away from gin, don't look at any other boobs, or stop posting on VJ until Easter.

[I AM NOT THAT GUY 5,715]

You are not Josh Hartnett's replacement for part two of "40 Days and 40 Nights," are you?

Get away from gin, don't look at any other boobs, or stop posting on VJ until Easter.

Your lips may say, "No. NO!" bit your hips say, "Yes, YES!"

[Ban Hammer 13,349]

I told Marie I was giving up sex until Easter, but she would have none of it. Any suggestions?

i was gonna give up vj, but decided the internet is a terrible thing not to waste.

[Pinocchio Liberal 268]

I told Marie I was giving up sex until Easter, but she would have none of it. Any suggestions?

Tonto? Trigger?

Edited February 19, 2010 by Col. Lingus

[I AM NOT THAT GUY 5,715]

Tonto? Trigger?

She hasn't quite adjusted to the California lifestyle that much yet.

[Pooky 3,787]

I'm giving up being a quitter.

[AandD 20]

I'm giving up being a quitter.

I giving up giving up things for Lent

[Gary and Alla 3,694]

I gave up Lent

[one...two...tree 2,762]

I lent $50 dollars to my cousin Joey and I'm giving him until Easter to pay it back with interest...or I'm gonna break his legs.

[Pooky 3,787]

I lent $50 dollars to my cousin Joey and I'm giving him until Easter to pay it back with interest...or I'm gonna break his legs.

So ... are you giving up $50, or is your cousin giving up his legs?

[one...two...tree 2,762]

So ... are you giving up $50, or is your cousin giving up his legs?

He's got until Easter, so it's up to him.

[Pinocchio Liberal 268]

She hasn't quite adjusted to the California lifestyle that much yet.

:rofl:

[scandal 951]

I told Marie I was giving up sex until Easter, but she would have none of it. Any suggestions?

On the first day of their Honeymoon, the very naive blond virgin bride slipped into a sexy but sweet nightie and, with great anticipation, crawled into bed, only to find that Her new Christian husband had settled down on the couch.

When she asked him why he was apparently not going to make love to her, he replied, "Because it`s Lent."

Almost in tears, she remarked, "Well, that is the most ridiculous thing I have ever heard! To whom did you lend it, and for how long?"

[Pinocchio Liberal 268]

On the first day of their Honeymoon, the very naive blond virgin bride slipped into a sexy but sweet nightie and, with great anticipation, crawled into bed, only to find that Her new Christian husband had settled down on the couch.

When she asked him why he was apparently not going to make love to her, he replied, "Because it`s Lent."

Almost in tears, she remarked, "Well, that is the most ridiculous thing I have ever heard! To whom did you lend it, and for how long?"

I didnt know you just got married! Congrats dude!