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Swiss prostitutes are being trained to use defibrillators to prevent clients with heart problems from dying on them, it has emerged.

Brothel owners in the Lugano area say electric shock treatment to restart customer's hearts is needed because so many elderly customers are using their services.

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They make the defib units very easy to use. This is a pretty good idea.

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Wow, not that I have a problem with prostitutes being health professionals on top of entertainment specialists :)

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Swiss prostitutes are being trained to use defibrillators to prevent clients with heart problems from dying on them, it has emerged.

Brothel owners in the Lugano area say electric shock treatment to restart customer's hearts is needed because so many elderly customers are using their services.

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so if your husband has a heart attack in switzerland, call a hooker before calling 911 :P

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I think people that know how to start a heart attack ought to know how to stop one.

so if your husband has a heart attack in switzerland, call a hooker before calling 911 :P

Not sure about Switzerland, but in New York, yeah. The prostitute would arrive about 43 minutes faster.

Wow, not that I have a problem with prostitutes being health professionals on top of entertainment specialists :)

Obama will put them in his health plan and then they will be FREE! :dance:

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How swiss! Ever prepared, well trained and considerately efficient :D

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