Annoy a liberal bumper stickers...

[Pinocchio Liberal 268]

Annoy a liberal: Keep bumpin threads they wanna see disappear.

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Annoy a liberal: Keep bumpin threads they wanna see disappear.

[Pinocchio Liberal 268]

Annoy a liberal: Dress up like Barney and ask for hugs.

[Pinocchio Liberal 268]

Annoy a liberal: Give them a jar of moisturizer packed with pork fat.

[Pinocchio Liberal 268]

Annoy a liberal: Talk about Massachusetts in length!

[Pinocchio Liberal 268]

Annoy a liberal: Talk about mary jo, monica, blue dresses and swimming lessons.

Annoy a liberal: Post annoying facts about their fvckin heros all night long.

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Annoy a lib: shower twice a day

Annoy a lib: leave the faucet running while you brush your teeth

Annoy a lib: remind them the government isn't like Eric's ####.

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Annoy a liberal: Piss in a beer can (refrigerate) and ask if they want an organic beer.

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Annoy a liberal: teach him to balance a checkbook

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Annoy a liberal: Talk about Massachusetts in length!

I live in MA, so STFU.

[Pinocchio Liberal 268]

I live in MA, so STFU.

Annoy a lib: Try cOOOBA!

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Annoy a liberal, start two wars.

[Pinocchio Liberal 268]

Annoy a liberal, start two wars.

Annoy a lib: And WIN! So you can take credit for at least sumthin.

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Annoy a lib: re-post their gay spam thread and HOPE it STICKS!

wi have launched an operation to hunt down and arrest high-profile libs and socialists in the southern CA.

Fears of an anti-lib backlash across so cal are intensifying after the prosecution of the first lib couple to seek asylum in Barry's brothers hut, and thousands of Libs demonstrated this week in support of a bill proposing the death penalty for some offences involving liberal acts. Last week five men were arrested at an alleged lib wedding in Kenya.

AJ Chingwalu, a spokesman for police in so cal, said a 60-year-old lib was arrested yesterday and charged with sodomy.AJ said he received a complaint from a young man selling vaseline! he had been asked to undress by the older lib and was then sodomised. Police investigations had uncovered a network of high-profile libs involved in homosexual acts, investigations were under way "and we will arrest them all",AJ said.

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Gene Hunt, executive director of the Lesbian and Gay Equality Project, based in so-cal ... said the recent series of incidents was no accident but rather the work of US evangelical Christian groups. "It's very well calculated. It's exploding at the moment and we cant supply enough condoms but it's been happening for a year and a half. We have proof of American evangelical churches driving the religious fundamentalism in Uganda."

The Ugandan parliament is considering a bill that would impose life imprisonment as the minimum punishment for any libs convicted of having gay sex.

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The legislation has ... received vocal backing within so-cal. Thousands of libs took to the streets in AJ's neighborhood, about 40 miles east of the capital,Myasshola, in the biggest demonstration against libs since the bill was introduced.

Madam Cleo, a protester, said: "I have a verse in my crystal ball. It says thatlibs should be put to work ... yes."

There I fixed it up.