Canadian Wives - humour

[Kathryn41 3,205]

Hehehehe, My Dad just sent me this:

Wives' Duties

Three American men were sitting together bragging about how they had given

their new wives duties.

Terry had married a woman from Britain, and bragged that he had

told his wife she was going to do all the dishes and house cleaning that

needed to be done at their house.

He said that it took a couple days but on the third day he came home to a clean house and the

dishes were all washed and put away.

Jimmie had married a woman from Australia. He bragged that he had

given his wife orders that she was to do all the house cleaning,

dishes, and the cooking. He told them that the first day he didn't see

any results, but the next day it was better. By the third day, his house

was clean, the dishes were done, and he had a huge dinner on the table.

The third man had married a Canadian girl. He boasted that he told

her that her duties were to keep the house cleaned, dishes washed,

lawn mowed, laundry washed and hot meals on the table for every

meal. He said the first day he didn't see anything, the second day he

didn't see anything, but by the third day most of the swelling had gone

down and he could see a little out of his left eye.

Enough to fix himself a bite to eat, load the dishwasher, and call a landscaper.

God Bless Canadian Women!

[Reba 2]

[girl 37 7]

Just forwarded that to my husband...

[Buttons 0]

That is to funny lmao.

[reddiablo 0]

That is to funny lmao.

funny but a element oaf truth arf arf

went from a fiesty engleesh gal to a 16 year sabbatical

never risked a shiner from canuck birds arf

got myself a angel usa

just now 5 mins out from gare central montreal

bloody civilised way to travel,table to myself ,woody guthrie playing

and visa done and dusted in one day.

all the besties

red d

[Cygnet 0]

Just forwarded that to my husband...

Ditto.

[shirlJ831 0]

maybe that is why my dh calls me a pistol LOL