Woman in doghouse over Jehovah's Witness sign

[Garfield fan 0]

I would replace it with one that says "Our dogs are fed on Nosey Neighbors"

[pedroh 21]

sometimes some jehovah's amigos come by.. they just drop the watchtower magazine.. although Im not interested in their church, the magazine has some good articles sometimes.. different points of view..

[Reba 2]

Last time a JW came to my door I was wearing my Pagan Pride t-shirt. His speach for the day was how to get Satan out of our society. He didn't stay long. Haven't seen them since.

[dani_christine 0]

I would replace it with one that says "Our dogs are fed on Nosey Neighbors"

LOVE it!

[jordanianprincess 0]

We never get JW come to our house, but we do get alot of people trying to sell us those "Gift checks of America" You know that coupon book you can use to get a free hamburger at Burger King which is only valid on the other side of town.

[Saddle Bronc 124]

sometimes some jehovah's amigos come by.. they just drop the watchtower magazine.. although Im not interested in their church, the magazine has some good articles sometimes.. different points of view..

Actually, Watchtower and Awake mags only present ONE viewpoint, the twisted and erroneous one of the JW's.

JP, that coupon book is only dropped by a postman--they're way too cheep to actually send someone to your home to personally deliver it.

[jordanianprincess 0]

sometimes some jehovah's amigos come by.. they just drop the watchtower magazine.. although Im not interested in their church, the magazine has some good articles sometimes.. different points of view..

Actually, Watchtower and Awake mags only present ONE viewpoint, the twisted and erroneous one of the JW's.

JP, that coupon book is only dropped by a postman--they're way too cheep to actually send someone to your home to personally deliver it.

In Northern California they sell them door to door.

[Trumplestiltskin 5,791]

I want a sign that says NO SOLICITORS - THIS INCLUDES RELIGIOUS KINDS

Some other suggestions:

ABANDON HOPE ALL YE WHO ENTER HERE

KNOCK IF YOU WANT TO SEE MY #######

IRREDEEMABLE SATANISTS LIVE HERE

PEDOVILLE

or:

###### OFF

The simple one's work the best. Sorry I just saw Clerks 2 today. Hilarious movie - but extremely filthy.

Edited July 30, 2006 by erekose

[RaspberrySwirl 20]

I want a sign that says NO SOLICITORS - THIS INCLUDES RELIGIOUS KINDS

Some other suggestions:

ABANDON HOPE ALL YE WHO ENTER HERE

KNOCK IF YOU WANT TO SEE MY #######

IRREDEEMABLE SATANISTS LIVE HERE

PEDOVILLE

or:

###### OFF

The simple one's work the best. Sorry I just saw Clerks 2 today. Hilarious movie - but extremely filthy.

I really need to see that. DH is seeing it at the moment actually with a few friends. I stayed home to bake muffins.

Especially after hearing this: http://www.break.com/index/kevin_smith_vs_joel_siegel.html

Last time a JW came to my door I was wearing my Pagan Pride t-shirt. His speach for the day was how to get Satan out of our society. He didn't stay long. Haven't seen them since.

I need one of those.

[Tim and Bethanie 1]

[Kajikit 65]

You mean those religious types actually have a speech to make? All they ever get to say to me is 'hello, we're...', then I say 'not interested thank you' and close the door... it works every time.

Edited July 30, 2006 by Kajikit

[kisschick1976 0]

I had a friend who's father used to answer the door nekid when the JW came knocking they stopped going by his house.

[snz1802 0]

Once a JW came to my door, and I like a dummie opened the door, just cracked it to see who it was. When I saw the this old man with a bible, I told him that I was not interested in hearing what he had to say, he actually stuck his foot in my door, not allowing me to shut it, I told that old man, "If you dont get your F**king foot out of my door you are going to draw back a knub in about 5 seconds.......he stepped back very quick and left on his way. LOL Can you believe the nerve of some people, actually trying to force you to keep your door open so you have to listen to what they say!!!! Unbelieveable!!!!

[Saddle Bronc 124]

I can remember a JW coming into the OFFICE where I worked in Sept (maybe Oct) 1997, and asking if he could "leave a tract". When I saw the back of his "tracts" (the print-finish gave away that it was JW), I then told him--"you want to leave with your head on your shoulders, or carry it out with a bite mark" (no smilie, because I wasn't joking--he was a convenient target for an extremely stressful situation at that moment).

[one...two...tree 2,762]

I grew up in a very small rural town in Arizona and there was just one neighbor who posted a NO SOLICITORS sign on her door. She was from Jersey.

I also had a paper route and had to go door to door to collect the monthlyy service charge. Some customers wouldn't answer their door even though I could hear them on the inside. Was it worth going back several times just for the $4? Apparantly it was to a 12 year old with limited job options.

Now when someone knocks on my door, I freeze like a statue. If they are persistent, I just yell through the door that the check is in the mail.

Edited July 30, 2006 by Steven_and_Jinky