Threesome

[scandal 951]

I had a threesome all by myself.

I'll just bet you did!

[Calypso 464]

I had a threesome all by myself.

With your two hands and a d1ldo?

[scandal 951]

With your two hands and a d1ldo?

Well he does have a #######, which played a small, very small, role. It's not much of a #######, I grant you, but still.

[spookyturtle 9,466]

With your two hands and a d1ldo?

No, with two hands and me.

[Calypso 464]

Well he does have a #######, which played a small, very small, role. It's not much of a #######, I grant you, but still.

Uh, a miniscule p3nis.

[spookyturtle 9,466]

Well he does have a #######, which played a small, very small, role. It's not much of a #######, I grant you, but still.

Hey, it pleases me and that's all that counts.

[scandal 951]

Uh, a miniscule p3nis.

Also crooked. But that's because he's not a gentleman.

[Susita 175]

I had a threesome all by myself.

me, myself & I?

[Calypso 464]

Also crooked. But that's because he's not a gentleman.

I was really holding my breath when I clicked the link. I thought it would lead me to a pic of a tiny p3nis. I really thought that way.

[Calypso 464]

I was really holding my breath when I clicked the link. I thought it would lead me to a pic of a tiny p3nis. I really thought that way.

So my assumption was wrong. It only shows how wholesome you are, scandal.

[Susita 175]

Hey, it pleases me and that's all that counts.

Apparently size doesn't matter? http://www.thefrisky.com/post/246-mind-of-...-doesnt-matter/

[Calypso 464]

Apparently size doesn't matter? http://www.thefrisky.com/post/246-mind-of-...-doesnt-matter/

Like the cliche "it's not the wand but the magic that matters."

[scandal 951]

So my assumption was wrong. It only shows how wholesome you are, scandal.

You have no idea. :devil:

[one...two...tree 2,762]

Barash, professor of psychology at the University of Washington, and Lipton, a psychiatrist, note how rare monogamy is in the animal kingdom.

Bathing and wearing clothes are also rare in the animal kingdom, but I'm not ready to abandon either practice just to be more natural.

[spookyturtle 9,466]

I would never have a threesome. Why would I want to disappoint two women?