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Jasman0717 Grand Master

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Funny thing is my wife is strangling me at the moment.

I can relate to that :whistle:

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You don't want to underestimate the training required to multitask properly. I imagine it would be like playing the piano. Kind of.

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I'd like to watch. :D

But to actually participate in it, I require the third person to have undergone extensive STD testing, come out clean as a whistle and still wear a body condom. He/she must also be physically attractive, be a person not from my circle of community (no friends, co-workers, colleagues, acquaintances, family members, and family/friends of those I previously listed). This person must sign a contract understanding his/her role in the activity and what activities constitute a breach of contract. There will be no monetary compensation for their participation. :lol:

That dream won't even get off the ground because cuz hubby will NOT permit a threesome in our marriage, LOL.

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I thought you were twisting it.

Take the blindfold off fool its Rob and Mel. The smell of jergens hand lotion should have been a clue.

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Maury was on the TV, and the lie detector results were in. She was trying to get me to promise never to cheat on her. There is some logic in there somewhere. :lol:

Did I miss spooks television debut?

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If you are a husband: Have you ever "joked" to your wife that you wanted to try threesome? How did she react? Or would you "crack that joke" to her one day?

If you are a wife: Has your husband "made jokes" that he likes to have threesome with your permission? How did you deal with that? Or how would you respond if he'd say that "jokingly?"

I'm not a prude, don't get me wrong, but I think threesomes and orgies are just...Unhygienic.

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Watching porn with the wife is a passive three-way. Come on folks get with the program! Your all guilty.

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