Threesome

[IR5FORMUMSIE 850]

All I wanted was a bikini pic, I was going to wait before I worked into the whips and chains, now you two perverts fvcked it all up.

I told you I was a clusterfvck.

Schwing!

Great, you guys know I suffer from chronic morbid tumescence.

Maybe this will hold you over till she comes back, big boy

If I jumped her bones, I'd break her in half.

[scandal 951]

If I jumped her bones, I'd break her in half.

But wouldn't it be awfully fun to try?

[IR5FORMUMSIE 850]

But wouldn't it be awfully fun to try?

I can't comment on such a delicate subject, we'll ask her after they peel her off the ceiling.

[Calypso 464]

She'll be back. She's a sucker for freaks and perverts like us.

Not really.

So who wants to be whipped now?

[IR5FORMUMSIE 850]

Not really.

So who wants to be whipped now?

Leave spooky and scandal alone, I'll sacrifice myself. Bring it on.

[scandal 951]

She'll be back. She's a sucker for freaks and perverts like us.

Not really.

I didn't write perverts. You are trying to rewrite history, you Orwellian dominatrix, you.

[Calypso 464]

Leave spooky and scandal alone, I'll sacrifice myself. Bring it on.

Not really.

I didn't write perverts. You are trying to rewrite history, you Orwellian dominatrix, you.

Nah, never mind you all. You have chosen such a not hot girl with the Philippine flag as her top. Her hair isn't black and she's wearing contact lenses. Very poor selection.

[IR5FORMUMSIE 850]

Not really.

I didn't write perverts. You are trying to rewrite history, you Orwellian dominatrix, you.

A slip of the tongue? From a marrried woman, oh dear.

Nah, never mind you all. You have chosen such a not hot girl with the Philippine flag as her top. Her hair isn't black and she's wearing contact lenses. Very poor selection.

Figured that out. I wasn't going to keep her, I practice catch and full release.

[scandal 951]

Nah, never mind you all. You have chosen such a not hot girl with the Philippine flag as her top. Her hair isn't black and she's wearing contact lenses. Very poor selection.

Oh, please do better!! We eagerly await your selections for us. The hotter and sexier, the better! Please do educate us on what the best of Filipina babehood has to offer.

[IR5FORMUMSIE 850]

Oh, please do better!! We eagerly await your selections for us. The hotter and sexier, the better! Please do educate us on what the best of Filipina babehood has to offer.

What he said.

[scandal 951]

What he said.

Do you know what? If you look closely, you can see more detail there, and I don't just mean the barbed wire tattoo on her thigh.

Doesn't her crotch show just a hint of cameltoe? (There we are, back to those imported camels again, doh!) And isn't that a bottle of Canadian Crown Royal whisky next to the Grand Marnier behind her? Ah, the finer things in life, indeed.

[IR5FORMUMSIE 850]

Do you know what? If you look closely, you can see more detail there, and I don't just mean the barbed wire tattoo on her thigh.

Doesn't her crotch show just a hint of cameltoe? (There we are, back to those imported camels again, doh!) And isn't that a bottle of Canadian Crown Royal whisky next to the Grand Marnier behind her? Ah, the finer things in life, indeed.

You and your imported camels. What's wrong with good old American cameltoes? Shame, shame.

[scandal 951]

You and your imported camels. What's wrong with good old American cameltoes? Shame, shame.

[IR5FORMUMSIE 850]

Looks like a dude.

[scandal 951]

Looks like a dude.

Maybe, but at least an American dude.