V-day vs W-day

[Gary and Alla 3,694]

You try it first. If you live, I'll think about it.

Brad...I would, but I can't. Alla's birthday is in November.

[Brad and Vika 129]

Brad...I would, but I can't. Alla's birthday is in November.

Chicken!!

[Gary and Alla 3,694]

Chicken!!

[mendeleev 68]

So I'm guessing at least one person here (VV) will not be celebrating tomorrow's holiday. How about the rest of y'all?

My wife surprised me last week when she announced that we're going (she's taking me) to dinner to celebrate the holiday.

[slim 1,525]

Much like I forgot about New Years, our anniversary, her birthday, etc., my wife forgot about this one.

[Brad and Vika 129]

Much like I forgot about New Years, our anniversary, her birthday, etc., my wife forgot about this one.

Symetry (I know I probably spelled that wrong)

[Gary and Alla 3,694]

Much like I forgot about New Years, our anniversary, her birthday, etc., my wife forgot about this one.

You keep your guns locked up, don't you?

[Brad and Vika 129]

You keep your guns locked up, don't you?

[Ban Hammer 13,342]

You keep your guns locked up, don't you?

why do you think i'm still alive and nessa isn't in jail?

[slim 1,525]

You keep your guns locked up, don't you?

I actually don't. Her getting one of the guns isn't scary... it's the tomahawk I fear. I woke up the other day and she had scissors. Who takes scissors to bed with them?

My wife. That's who.

[Ban Hammer 13,342]

I actually don't. Her getting one of the guns isn't scary... it's the tomahawk I fear. I woke up the other day and she had scissors. Who takes scissors to bed with them?

My wife. That's who.

your nickname isn't sampson by any chance is it?

[SMR 368]

your nickname isn't sampson by any chance is it?

If all she is cutting is hair, I think that's the least of your worries.

[visaveteran 1]

Key question: Is there enough hair to cut?

[Brad and Vika 129]

Key question: Is there enough hair to cut?

Too easy - not even going there

[slim 1,525]

She does say I'm a caveman.

***** Holiday Update ********

After polishing off the last of the vino tonight she informed me "8 March gonna be soon if you wanna buy for me pistol on 8 March you can buy for me pistol." SCORE!!!

I've been planning for months on buying her a nice M-forgery when we get the tax money back and so I told her I was going to do better than a pistol, I was going to buy her a rifle for 8 March. She said, "I don't need a rifle, blat. Too heavy. Only a pistoleta. Zat's all I need."

So, good and bad. I've got the green light to spend some green on a new firearm and she's actually open to the idea of possessing one of her very own. But now I've got to prove to her that a rifle (especially an M-4) comes before a pistol on the necessities ladder.

I don't know if I can get it by 8 March, but I can't wait to see the look on her face when she opens the box of her new boots or that big Victoria's Secret box or bebe box or whatever, only to find a nice shiny new M-4 inside. Happy IWD, sweetheart!