Yardies a home and a farrin (Part 23)

[sus 70]

Jamaican Duck Hunter

A Jamaican went hunting one day in Georgia and bagged three ducks. He put

them in the bed of his pickup truck and was about to drive home when he was

confronted by an ornery game warden who didn't like Jamaicans.

The game warden ordered the Jamaican to show his hunting license, and the

Jamaican pulled out a valid Georgia hunting license.

The game warden looked at the license, then reached over and picked up one

of the ducks, sniffed its butt, and said, "This duck ain't from Georgia.

This is a Alabama duck. You got a Alabama huntin' license, boy?" The

Jamaican reached into his wallet and produced an Alabama hunting license.

The game warden looked at it, then reached over and grabbed the second duck,

sniffed its butt, and said "This ain't no Georgia duck. This duck's from

Florida.. You got a Florida license?" The Jamaican reached into wallet and

produced a Florida hunting license.

The warden then reached over and picked up the third duck, sniffed its butt,

and said, "This ain't no Georgia duck. This here duck's from North Carolina.

You got a North Carolina huntin' license?" Again the Jamaican reached into

his wallet and brought out a North Carolina hunting license.

The game warden was extremely frustrated at this point, and he yelled at the

Jamaican "Just where the hell are you from???!!!"

The Jamaican turned around, bent over, dropped his pants, and said, "Yu

tel mi whey mi fram - yu a de expert."

[1luv 1]

Thanks, luv - definitely not happy to be back. How is everything with you?

everything is great here in the North, in need of a vacay so bad

[Shemmy 4]

Good morning VJ family.

Philly - glad you made it safely dispute the drama.

Welcome back Sus.

I had a wonderful weekend. It was nice to share V-Day dinner with Lawny and hubby. And partying with Lawny, Sunny and Lady C and our hubbies.

[BunzTheMagicSnail 2]

Hey ladies! Been a long time. We are bringing momma over here now on a visitors visa. She will watch our baby for a few months. My husband and I are trying to decide if he should go down for her interview? Any thoughts? We know alll about how to immigrant permanently, but we just want a visitors visa for her. How's everyone???

be careful about the amount of time she spends in the us as a visitor

they are getting really strict with that

[MRStee 19]

Good morning:

Sus - glad you're back even though you are missing JA - nice pics

Shemmy - glad you had fun with the crew...

1 luv - make sure you take a vaca

JG and Bunz - Whaa gwan?

[TRELAWNY PARISH 10]

Good morning VJ family.

Philly - glad you made it safely dispute the drama.

Welcome back Sus.

I had a wonderful weekend. It was nice to share V-Day dinner with Lawny and hubby. And partying with Lawny, Sunny and Lady C and our hubbies.

I had fun too...our husbands are insane, but fun to be around. Of Shemmy I have a joke for your -- from your admirer -- he's a capitol hill lawyer ran into him as I was comming out of the restroom he was in the hallway -- I knew what he was going to ask, but didn't give a chance to.

Lady C; tell G don't kill me my husband had to work yesterday, then we had some running around to do and he didn't get a chance to call him back. I'm telling you my husband has ran into so many people he's know from back home, but I'm so glad that him and G know each other from way back when...

[MRStee 19]

thats nice to hear tre

[JQ Smiley BOOM 3]

Good morning everyone

Hi My2

[BunzTheMagicSnail 2]

JG and Bunz - Whaa gwan?

nothing much

today is sexy rexy funeral and the rain look like it out fi fall

[BunzTheMagicSnail 2]

trelawny parish mi was supposed to link yuh yunno

[JQ Smiley BOOM 3]

on my way to work ttyl

[TRELAWNY PARISH 10]

trelawny parish mi was supposed to link yuh yunno

c mi yah!

[JQ Smiley BOOM 3]

nothing much

today is sexy rexy funeral and the rain look like it out fi fall

It rained on my granny funeal also what do they say that mean

[Shemmy 4]

I had fun too...our husbands are insane, but fun to be around. Of Shemmy I have a joke for your -- from your admirer -- he's a capitol hill lawyer ran into him as I was comming out of the restroom he was in the hallway -- I knew what he was going to ask, but didn't give a chance to.

Oh boy...I forgot all about him.. I am a short African/Caribbean man magnet

[dancehallquana 5]

Good morning all..

i know ive missed tons AGAIN..

i pray all the marriages were wonderful and arrivals/departures, whatever else happened.. i pray all is well!

sure you heard bout the snow storm.. 6 inches of snow or more in some areas, more than i have ever seen in my lil ole life here in dallas.. my dad is also in the icu.. i haven't seen him in about 4 or 5 years.. God is blessing tho and he is doing better by leaps and bounds.. other than visiting w/ him.. i was inna mi yaad, mi caan manage di ice and snow..

just dropping by to hail everyone up.. yg and dw.. much love to the new brides and the renewed bride phills