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That's good dillon, my son can make dumplin. I can't believe the amount of men that can't cook or take care of themselves and my son is not going to be one of them.

I need your son to teach me coz for the hell of it, I can't knead flour and I LOVE dumplins :star:

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12/15/09 Consulate Recieved Case

12/21/09 Packet 3 Sent Out

2/12/10 Interview @ 8:30

APPROVED!!!!

2/26/10 POE @ JFK

Still haven't recieved visa yet: I was lucky enough to get my money back because the flight canceled.

3/2/10 Visa ready for pick up

3/3/10 visa picked up

3/3/10 POE @ JFK

5/1/10 Wedding

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all that discussion about breast feeding reminded me of this :rofl: :rofl: :rofl:

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The Brothel

The madam opened the brothel door in Elko County , Nevada , and saw a rather

dignified, well-dressed, good-looking man in his late forties or early fifties.

'May I help you sir?' she asked.

'I want to see Valerie,' the man replied.

'Sir, Valerie is one of our most expensive ladies. Perhaps you would prefer

someone else', said the madam.

'No, I must see Valerie,' he replied.

Just then, Valerie appeared and announced to the man she charged $10,000 a visit.

Without hesitation, the man pulled out ten thousand dollars and gave it to

Valerie, and they went upstairs. After an hour, the man calmly left.

The next night, the man appeared again, once more demanding to see Valerie.

Valerie explained that no one had ever come back two nights in a row as

she was so very expensive. There were no discounts and the price was still $10,000.

The gentleman did not blink an eye. Again, he pulled out a wad of cash,

gave it to Valerie, and they went upstairs...After an hour, he left.

The following night the man was there yet again. Everyone was astounded

that he had come for a third consecutive night, maybe a record in the

history of brothels in Nevada , which date back into the early 1800's. But

without hesitation he paid Valerie the ten grand and off they went upstairs.

After their session, Valerie said to the man, 'No one has ever been with

me three nights in a row. Where are you from?'

The man replied, ' Billings , Montana .'

'Really', she said. 'I have family in Billings .'

'I know.' the man said. 'I regret to tell you, but your sister died, and I

am her attorney. She asked me to give you your $30,000 inheritance.'

The moral of the story is that three things in life are certain:

1. Death

2. Taxes

3. Being screwed by a lawyer.

:rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl:

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I864 delivered November 2nd.....nvc logged it on November 5th

DS230 delivered November 6th.....nvc logged it on November 12th

Welcome to US Letter May 19th

Card production ordered May 25th

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Actually this is the one I watched

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I864 delivered November 2nd.....nvc logged it on November 5th

DS230 delivered November 6th.....nvc logged it on November 12th

Welcome to US Letter May 19th

Card production ordered May 25th

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kjenkins, I just saw that the visa was printed today! Congratulations!

:bonk: Reading it again, I just got it. Wow THat was a slow moment. white slip in his PP refers to the arrival/departure paper in his passport!

Still dhl didn't log it in their system :angry:

K-1

09/17/09 Mailed I-129F

09/21/09 NOA1

12/04/09 NOA2!!!!

12/07/09 NVC Received Case

12/10/09 NVC Sent Case to Consulate

12/15/09 Consulate Recieved Case

12/21/09 Packet 3 Sent Out

2/12/10 Interview @ 8:30

APPROVED!!!!

2/26/10 POE @ JFK

Still haven't recieved visa yet: I was lucky enough to get my money back because the flight canceled.

3/2/10 Visa ready for pick up

3/3/10 visa picked up

3/3/10 POE @ JFK

5/1/10 Wedding

AOS

7/19/10 Mailed AOS Package

7/21/10 Package Received

7/27/10 Check Cashed

7/30/10 Recieved NOA

8/13/10 Case transfered to CSC!

8/18/10 Received biometrics letter

8/26/2010 Biometrics appt

9/13/2010 EAD and AP approved

9/18/2010 AP recieved

9/23/2010 EAD recieved

10/1/2010 Greencard Approved

10/09/2010 Greencard Recieved, DONE with USCIS until August 2012

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Y'all remember that lady that kept posting on my boo's facebook looking for that guy that dive at rick's right?

Well, she was chatting with me and she said she's going down soon, so I go, will u b engaged soon and she goes she wish. My honey just told me that man is a married man :whistle:

K-1

09/17/09 Mailed I-129F

09/21/09 NOA1

12/04/09 NOA2!!!!

12/07/09 NVC Received Case

12/10/09 NVC Sent Case to Consulate

12/15/09 Consulate Recieved Case

12/21/09 Packet 3 Sent Out

2/12/10 Interview @ 8:30

APPROVED!!!!

2/26/10 POE @ JFK

Still haven't recieved visa yet: I was lucky enough to get my money back because the flight canceled.

3/2/10 Visa ready for pick up

3/3/10 visa picked up

3/3/10 POE @ JFK

5/1/10 Wedding

AOS

7/19/10 Mailed AOS Package

7/21/10 Package Received

7/27/10 Check Cashed

7/30/10 Recieved NOA

8/13/10 Case transfered to CSC!

8/18/10 Received biometrics letter

8/26/2010 Biometrics appt

9/13/2010 EAD and AP approved

9/18/2010 AP recieved

9/23/2010 EAD recieved

10/1/2010 Greencard Approved

10/09/2010 Greencard Recieved, DONE with USCIS until August 2012

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Y'all remember that lady that kept posting on my boo's facebook looking for that guy that dive at rick's right?

Well, she was chatting with me and she said she's going down soon, so I go, will u b engaged soon and she goes she wish. My honey just told me that man is a married man :whistle:

Oh Gosh, I would have to tell her. It could save her some money and heartbreak. She may get mad at you.. but she isnt really a "friend" right? I would rather her be mad at me... I would feel bad if she goes with such high hopes!!

June 29 2009: Green Card Received

March 6 2011: Lifting Conditions

June 6 2012: Apply for US Citizenship

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You love us and you know it, Charles!

:yes: given the sheer volumn of this thread, i'm quite pleased it hits 5k in about a month and i never get called to it due to reports.

it's about time to start a new one, so if someone would do that, i'll come back in a bit to lock this one.

* ~ * Charles * ~ *
 

I carry a gun because a cop is too heavy.

 

USE THE REPORT BUTTON INSTEAD OF MESSAGING A MODERATOR!

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all that discussion about breast feeding reminded me of this :rofl: :rofl: :rofl:

:wow: #######??? How old is the first child...I can't watch it again :dead:

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:yes: given the sheer volumn of this thread, i'm quite pleased it hits 5k in about a month and i never get called to it due to reports.

it's about time to start a new one, so if someone would do that, i'll come back in a bit to lock this one.

LMAO - probably cause most of our fights are in patwah and no one else understands it!

New THread started, Charles!

STOP POSTING MOVE TO 24!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Fire de a Mus Mus tail, him tink a cool breeze

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topic closed due to size, new thread at:

http://www.visajourney.com/forums/index.php?showtopic=244818

* ~ * Charles * ~ *
 

I carry a gun because a cop is too heavy.

 

USE THE REPORT BUTTON INSTEAD OF MESSAGING A MODERATOR!

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