Yardies a home and a farrin (Part 23)

[MRStee 19]

Likkle more...

[1luv 1]

Everybody needs SKYPE, a webcam... and some drinks! We can all link up via the WWW!!

thats a great idea. I have skype. who else does??

[IrieCat 2]

thats a great idea. I have skype. who else does??

I do.. I use it for work. But I am usually not camera ready! LOL

[dillon 6]

I have skype and the webcam...however some how the software for the webcam was unintalled on my computer and I can't find the disk to put it back on ANYWHERE!

[IrieCat 2]

I have skype and the webcam...however some how the software for the webcam was unintalled on my computer and I can't find the disk to put it back on ANYWHERE!

GOOGLE ... the name of the webcam and "driver" and download it. If I can do it... You can!

[JQ Smiley BOOM 3]

JQ- I keep reading everyone you highlighted and looking for the missing "hater". I didn't know you had a hater. Anywas April soon come. Will your step daughter fly alone? I know you can't wait two weeks there.

Good afternoon to everyone else and sorry if I missed anything. Oh yea DADA thanks for finally finishing you story. Do you have pics of Negril on FB?

Girl you are so funny

[JQ Smiley BOOM 3]

JQ girl boom! why yall keep leaving out the girl part? lol

GOOGLE ... the name of the webcam and "driver" and download it. If I can do it... You can!

I want Skype I heard JaP talking about it

[IrieCat 2]

I want Skype I heard JaP talking about it

JQ its easy! just download it. You can call SKYPE - SKYPE free anywhere. Louis has some friends in SLU with it and they can talk for hours. If you know anyone in JA with internet... tell them to download... FREE FREE FREE! LOL

We use it at work as our "call center". No one can tell you arent on a "real phone"!

[sus 70]

Dada -- I've seen programs on Discovery Health where some women nurse their kids until they're 7 years old (don't ask) -- because I don't understand that myself and they're still producing milk.

Hell to the naw - once they have teeth all bets are off!

[sus 70]

The Brothel

The madam opened the brothel door in Elko County , Nevada , and saw a rather

dignified, well-dressed, good-looking man in his late forties or early fifties.

'May I help you sir?' she asked.

'I want to see Valerie,' the man replied.

'Sir, Valerie is one of our most expensive ladies. Perhaps you would prefer

someone else', said the madam.

'No, I must see Valerie,' he replied.

Just then, Valerie appeared and announced to the man she charged $10,000 a visit.

Without hesitation, the man pulled out ten thousand dollars and gave it to

Valerie, and they went upstairs. After an hour, the man calmly left.

The next night, the man appeared again, once more demanding to see Valerie.

Valerie explained that no one had ever come back two nights in a row as

she was so very expensive. There were no discounts and the price was still $10,000.

The gentleman did not blink an eye. Again, he pulled out a wad of cash,

gave it to Valerie, and they went upstairs...After an hour, he left.

The following night the man was there yet again. Everyone was astounded

that he had come for a third consecutive night, maybe a record in the

history of brothels in Nevada , which date back into the early 1800's. But

without hesitation he paid Valerie the ten grand and off they went upstairs.

After their session, Valerie said to the man, 'No one has ever been with

me three nights in a row. Where are you from?'

The man replied, ' Billings , Montana .'

'Really', she said. 'I have family in Billings .'

'I know.' the man said. 'I regret to tell you, but your sister died, and I

am her attorney. She asked me to give you your $30,000 inheritance.'

The moral of the story is that three things in life are certain:

1. Death

2. Taxes

3. Being screwed by a lawyer.

[NatPatBen 3]

Dada, you can do it!!!! I know its hard, I've been there, I'm sure a lot of us have...we all have that one...but I have faith in you that you are ready to leave that alone and move forward and on with your life!

I tried to Nat.. Sorry. I figured who better to share with. You know my girls back here look at me like Dada please it was a fling move on. They just don’t understand. Hell I wish it was a fling. I used you ladies to vent, share and get it out. I must admit I feel better. Sorry I took so long but I enjoyed keeping you all in suspense…LOL

Evilness! lol

I didn't want to distract you while you were story-telling, but I meant to mention that I should've told you about the towel stinginess, lack of items on the menu, and length of time it takes to get food. I learned never eat there if I was already hungry; go across the street to Sweet Spot. One time my family went there when we were starving. Our food took over 1.5 hrs to arrive & people were getting hungry-angry. After about an hour, Steven excused himself. He returned about 10 minutes later with a plate of food from Sweet Spot. In retrospect, that was hilarious, but at the time we were all mad.

What I like about Fun Holiday is #1 the wireless internet. That makes up for a LOT in my book, but I see you didn't even bring a laptop so that wouldn't have mattered to you. #2 High pressure hot water. That was the first place I stayed in Negril that had hot water with good water pressure. #3 Windows that keep mosquitos out!

I want Skype I heard JaP talking about it

When Steven was in JA, we used to chat occasionally over Skype, so we could see each other. I remember stroking the monitor as it if were his.... face. Those were precious times, but I'll take having him in person over it anyday!

[Eric_Jew Nug 2]

I was just dreaming about Jamaica, making my family their meatball subs,and they are tearing it up , anyways I said let me check my email for this interview date.

So I checked and no date yet

So I said let me call,

So I call the AVR and it says

Your case was completed on Feb 8th Please wait 8 weeks for further instructions, if it has been 8 weeks and you have heard or recvd nothing, please press 0.

So I press 0 because I know they update the case files daily,

I was on hold for 25 minutes, until this answered.

I started praying, please Lord good news please. I have been patient.

Guess what!!!

She says to me, your case has been scheduled for an interview. I was like THANK YOU JESUS

AINT HE AWESOME!!!!!!! Jamaica mi soon come

CONGRATES Mommie. Yes he is good and always on time!!!

[Eric_Jew Nug 2]

What can I do to improve my memory? Is it garlic?

Jeez I think married life took some more of my brain space. I cannot remember anything anymore. I wonder how mom's do everything, all the time, with no appreciation.

Irie-- they say more fish is the way to improve memory. Try some of those fish oil Omega 3 tabs.

[Eric_Jew Nug 2]

The Brothel

The madam opened the brothel door in Elko County , Nevada , and saw a rather

dignified, well-dressed, good-looking man in his late forties or early fifties.

'May I help you sir?' she asked.

'I want to see Valerie,' the man replied.

'Sir, Valerie is one of our most expensive ladies. Perhaps you would prefer

someone else', said the madam.

'No, I must see Valerie,' he replied.

Just then, Valerie appeared and announced to the man she charged $10,000 a visit.

Without hesitation, the man pulled out ten thousand dollars and gave it to

Valerie, and they went upstairs. After an hour, the man calmly left.

The next night, the man appeared again, once more demanding to see Valerie.

Valerie explained that no one had ever come back two nights in a row as

she was so very expensive. There were no discounts and the price was still $10,000.

The gentleman did not blink an eye. Again, he pulled out a wad of cash,

gave it to Valerie, and they went upstairs...After an hour, he left.

The following night the man was there yet again. Everyone was astounded

that he had come for a third consecutive night, maybe a record in the

history of brothels in Nevada , which date back into the early 1800's. But

without hesitation he paid Valerie the ten grand and off they went upstairs.

After their session, Valerie said to the man, 'No one has ever been with

me three nights in a row. Where are you from?'

The man replied, ' Billings , Montana .'

'Really', she said. 'I have family in Billings .'

'I know.' the man said. 'I regret to tell you, but your sister died, and I

am her attorney. She asked me to give you your $30,000 inheritance.'

The moral of the story is that three things in life are certain:

1. Death

2. Taxes

3. Being screwed by a lawyer.

Sus-- that was good...

kjenkins86--congrats on the visa being printed. That point had Eric bitting his nails. Specially since char and Ivan had gotten word before we did and we interviewed on the same day. But before I called I checked the site and there it was.

skype is good, very very good

Edited March 2, 2010 by Eric_Jew Nug

[DaDa 1]

Evilness! lol

I didn't want to distract you while you were story-telling, but I meant to mention that I should've told you about the towel stinginess, lack of items on the menu, and length of time it takes to get food. I learned never eat there if I was already hungry; go across the street to Sweet Spot. One time my family went there when we were starving. Our food took over 1.5 hrs to arrive & people were getting hungry-angry. After about an hour, Steven excused himself. He returned about 10 minutes later with a plate of food from Sweet Spot. In retrospect, that was hilarious, but at the time we were all mad.

What I like about Fun Holiday is #1 the wireless internet. That makes up for a LOT in my book, but I see you didn't even bring a laptop so that wouldn't have mattered to you. #2 High pressure hot water. That was the first place I stayed in Negril that had hot water with good water pressure. #3 Windows that keep mosquitos out!

Ur right the water pressure was very good and it was hot.

Dats it Sweet Spot. I couldn't remember for the life of me where you told me to go.