Yardies a home and a farrin (Part 23)

[TRELAWNY PARISH 10]

I tried to Nat.. Sorry. I figured who better to share with. You know my girls back here look at me like Dada please it was a fling move on. They just don't understand. Hell I wish it was a fling. I used you ladies to vent, share and get it out. I must admit I feel better. Sorry I took so long but I enjoyed keeping you all in suspense…LOL

not I...

[DaDa 1]

Lucky you....I'd be happy if my child weened him/herself. Hubby says in country, when a baby doesn't want to leave the mom's breast, they use fowl sh**....take up some fresh poop, show the child, rub it on the nipple & after that, the child weens himself. Have you ever heard of that?

This all came about because we were at the park on Sunday & saw our friend who has a 3 1/2 year old son. Well, this kid is pretty spoiled as it is & next thing you know, she's sitting on the grass & he crawls in her lap because he wants to breastfeed. She was sort of apologetic like 'excuse me, he still does this' & that's when Lehi was like, "WHA??" He went on asking how old he was & when she told him he said, "A BIG MON DAT!! The boy need fi come off a di breast!" She was really embarrassed but he was giving it to her straight, honest, Jamaican style. I was on the sidelines laughing my butt off & kinda shrugging when she looked at me but he kept telling her what they do if a child doesn't want to ween after a while in JA. He told the story about the fowl shyt & also told her that if she went to Jamaica & women saw her breastfeeding that big boy, they'd laugh at her. Later on, I laughed even harder because everything he said came back to me. Especially the "BIG MON DAT" part!

I still couldn't believe the story about the fowl poop so he told me to ask a Jamaican friend to see if he was telling the truth.

3.5??? You got to be joking!!!!!!

WTH -- damn I'm not that country -- never heard of that.

[Ellsinlove 2]

3.5??? You got to be joking!!!!!!

I WISH I was joking! This kid is spoiled! And I also think in a way she's using the child to keep distance from the father so she doesn't have to be intimate with him. They need to break up & get it over with.

[TRELAWNY PARISH 10]

3.5??? You got to be joking!!!!!!

Dada -- I've seen programs on Discovery Health where some women nurse their kids until they're 7 years old (don't ask) -- because I don't understand that myself and they're still producing milk.

[DedicatedWife 4]

I WISH I was joking! This kid is spoiled! And I also think in a way she's using the child to keep distance from the father so she doesn't have to be intimate with him. They need to break up & get it over with.

Damn shame SMH!

Dada -- I've seen programs on Discovery Health where some women nurse their kids until they're 7 years old (don't ask) -- because I don't understand that myself and they're still producing milk.

I've heard of that as well...oh heck to the naw...

[Ellsinlove 2]

Dada -- I've seen programs on Discovery Health where some women nurse their kids until they're 7 years old (don't ask) -- because I don't understand that myself and they're still producing milk.

I saw that on-line & I don't think it's healthy. Just my opinion but I think it would stunt their emotional development & make the child overly dependent for the rest of its life.

[DaDa 1]

Ever since I saw your pictures from there, Sus, I always wanted to go there too. Hubby wants to go to NYC so I was thinking we could join the link up there and he could see the city that never sleeps.

Good afternoon to everyone else and sorry if I missed anything. Oh yea DADA thanks for finally finishing you story. Do you have pics of Negril on FB?

I was about to tell you I'm finally done!!!

Yup em der. Hes a bartender so look fi me at de bar.... LOL

So is der a yardie link up brewing?? It sounds like its going to be big!!! I'm not missing it so can we pick dates soon.

CAN'T COOK LIST

Quanna

Dillon

Shemmy and;

Brooke

did I forget anyone?

Umm me.

Memba Tre I tried to cook brown stew chicken and it turned out to be brownstew soup... I think I used to much wata..

Thompson2 yes she does have pictures on FB and Mr Bartender is in two of them.

LOL!!! Dills....

[DaDa 1]

Dada I'm so proud of you for being so strong. I would have caved in by now and answered back just to get my point across. Stick with it! And thanks for sharing your story even though it took you so darn long to tell it!

Girl I'm trying yesterday I had to sit on my hands to stop from calling. It was crazy....

DaDa, great story! Great Ending! You are a stronger woman than me, I would have been weak. But I must say "Negril" had some darn good timing!

Yes he did. I’m thankful he was there or else... Ummm.. well… that story might have ended different.

[jamerican 2]

If yall do arrange some sort of Yardie link up don't forget about those of us who are on the west coast.....I would love to book a weekend away.... just let me know with enough time...

[DaDa 1]

Dada -- I've seen programs on Discovery Health where some women nurse their kids until they're 7 years old (don't ask) -- because I don't understand that myself and they're still producing milk.

Wow!!!

[MRStee 19]

You guys are too much, love you

That GirlBOOM has an effect on people

I like it!!!!!

[MRStee 19]

Oh and my interview date is April 9th,

That is the same week my job if having their CARF and CARF Canada: Three-year accreditation survey, they are mad because I do alot here,

I just have to say BOOM this (jamaica) is way more important. I will definitely prepare and not leave my position unorganized.

JQ girl boom! why yall keep leaving out the girl part? lol

[IrieCat 2]

Everybody needs SKYPE, a webcam... and some drinks! We can all link up via the WWW!!

[DedicatedWife 4]

Alright ladies its that time...likkle more.

[MRStee 19]

Jamerican, breath, stretch, shake let it go.

Jamerican, breath, stretch, shake let it go.