Yardies a home and a farrin (Part 23)

[1luv 1]

unu is awful

tap gwaan like u nuh wan hear di rest tuh

[TRELAWNY PARISH 10]

tap gwaan like u nuh wan hear di rest tuh

mi know areadi...unu tan deh!

[phillyfashionista 8]

OOH I love this pic SUS!

What can I do to improve my memory? Is it garlic?

Jeez I think married life took some more of my brain space. I cannot remember anything anymore. I wonder how mom's do everything, all the time, with no appreciation.

ginko Biloba

That is Tierra little guy, Moon.

Nuh Worry yuhself Irie Lil Moon is gonna get a wig too

Goodmorning everyone

I'm so happy, I'm so happy

AMQUEEN called me this morning and let me know that dhl's website says "ready for pickup" So I get excited, went to check mine, nothing

So I called NVC and that's when I started dancing, the rep said "your visa was printed yesterday" So I infer that dhl just hasn't logged it into their system yet, let's see what happens later but thank God coz I was on the verge of losing it.

Thanks yardies for keeping me sane

See told yuh nuh worry yuhself!

do you think going to jail for whooping someone's #### would have a negative impact on LOC?

HUSH who's #### gonna get whooped Ness?

[DaDa 1]

It’s the bartender from Negril. (yup Sus you guessed it) I stopped. I’m shocked. What are you doing here I ask him. Seeing you he replied.. My happiness turns to doubt. Aww damn is this fool about to tell me he cant live without me, he’s fallen in love with me, he couldn’t sleep last night because he missed me you know some of the bull ish lines they feed us. I wait for his next sentence. He was like I came to see you off. We were supposed to link up de next day memba but yuh lef Negril in such a hurry. I’m standing there waiting for the ball to drop. I wish he would just say something crazy and put me out of my misery. I just replied, ”Oh”. Mike looks at me like are you o.k. I give Mike a hug and tell him I’m good. Thanks for the ride. Mike goes to grab my bags but Negril gets to them first. He told Mike he has it. Mike jumps back in the car and pulls off. You know Negril asked me who was that. I laughed. That’s my Jamaican brudda. I explain to Negril how he helped us get to the airport. Negril ended up telling me his manger had something in Mobay he needed to pick up so Negril volunteered to do it for him thinking he could swing past the airport to see if he saw me. He said he was waiting for a ½ hour and he was just about to leave when he spotted me. I asked him didn’t he have to leave I didn’t want him to get in any trouble. He explained everything was cool.

I go inside and get checked in and drop off my bags. I have about 20 minute to spare. Star is out talking to R he showed up too. Negril and I are talking outside when I see him walking towards me.

Mi sick.... Just sick.. Sick of R, Star and Roc...ugh they working my nerves and so is this story!!!

I'm almost der!!! Yuh dont want me to finish??

[NatPatBen 3]

This is one of the most frustrating things to me - No means no and some people just don't get it - Reminds me of a night that I was at Amnesia - this guy kept talking straight in my face so so close, and his breath stank = plus he was too close - I told him that I couldn't hear him screaming right in my face, it was too loud - so he moves to the side of me and tells me he'll talk in my ear - Great, so now your stank breath can blow across my nose instead of straight at it?

Ewwww. I can picture it & almost smell the breath.

I have bought that before, not sure if that was the brand name, but all I did was add water - it was so easy and tasted so good - My youngest nephew ate 4-5 of them, and I made cruller sized ones

See. That's why I can't have things like festival or cake or cookies at home.

thats how i got my first kiss.. my besty had a went off w/ this boy and i was left behind in a stadium for a track meet in a city i had never been to, i went w/ her family for spring break.. i was only 12 and ended up with the guys friend's tongue all on the side of my face .. i was too naive and scared to be mad at her then , but i sure as heck was when i grew up LOL what a way to remember a first kiss

Quana, this is one of those stories to tell your daughters. Growing up, we LOVED listening to my mother's stories of her first kiss and different guys. I don't know how many times we had her retell us those same stories.

It was pretty entertaining & the bull riding made us all freak out. A couple times we were seriously concerned for those riders!

For the life of me, I don't understand why people want/enjoy dangerous jobs. I can't even fathom saying "Let me get on this gigantic animal that DOESN'T WANT ME ON and ride it for a living, hoping he won't kill me." Nor do I get other sports where you basically just fight. Not for me.

When hubby and I went shopping in December they put a white slip in his PP and they did not take it out. He has until June the 8th to use it again until it expires. So this would be a great opportunity to take a mini trip there or NYC or whereeva in the States.

I read this a zillion times and still can't figure out what you mean by "white slip in his PP"

[1luv 1]

mi know areadi...unu tan deh!

u nuh easy

[JQ Smiley BOOM 3]

Finally caught up,

GODD AFTERNOON LADIES

JQ CONGRATS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! I was reading and kept thinking you were going to say you got your interview but then you didn't until the last line and I was SOOOOOOOO excited for you. New puppy and interview day!! Wahoooo!!! When is it?

CONGRATS GIRL

JQ...congrats on the appointment date....so when you going????

Thank you now what's the date?

Congratulations momma!!!!

Congratulations Jam Queen on getting your interview date.

[NatPatBen 3]

kjenkins, I just saw that the visa was printed today! Congratulations!

Reading it again, I just got it. Wow THat was a slow moment. white slip in his PP refers to the arrival/departure paper in his passport!

[JQ Smiley BOOM 3]

Congrats Jamerican Queen on getting an interview date.

Congrats JQ on the interview date

JQ congrats on the interview date

Congrats on getting your interview scheduled JQ.

congrats on the interview for your daughter

Congrats girl that is fabulous and YES HE IS!

Congrats JQ on getting that interview date!

Thank you all, its been a long process, every since I sent in the I130 in May. But Im so glad the time has come. And the tickets are super cheap, 327 round trip Im about to buy it but I need to know if I going to stay 5 days or 6. lol

My hubby is a little jealous, my girls are calling excited because we got a date and he is pouting. Oh well

Everyone commented except for HATER but that lets me know whats up!!! Not thats its a issue but for real are you serious!!!!

[jamerican 2]

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ok guys...gotta go back and catch up but 1st I need your assistance.....

I am in the middle of a texting war with Michael....he is in Port Antonio to pick up his shot records and the clinic is telling him that he HAS TO HAVE THEM give him the remaining 3 shots he needs because he was born in that parish....that no other clinic island wide can give him shots!!!! The required 3 passport pic's....I told him to get them back unless they can answer why they need them....and I told him they are wrong....so long as he has his shots records he can get the shots back in Mobay at a clinic where he is currently living........PLEASE TELL ME I AM CORRECT cause I have never heard anything like that before.....

[TRELAWNY PARISH 10]

Everyone commented except for HATER but that lets me know whats up!!! Not thats its a issue but for real are you serious!!!!

JQ -- wat dat mean ---BOOM!

[Ellsinlove 2]

For the life of me, I don't understand why people want/enjoy dangerous jobs. I can't even fathom saying "Let me get on this gigantic animal that DOESN'T WANT ME ON and ride it for a living, hoping he won't kill me." Nor do I get other sports where you basically just fight. Not for me.

I definitely wouldn't want to mess with any of that either. A few times, some of those bulls looked like they were gonna kill the riders & that's when my hands would go up to cover my mouth, my eyes got real big & I was yelling out into my hands! You could tell I wasn't a seasoned cowgirl cause none of the other women sitting there seemed to be too worried!

[JQ Smiley BOOM 3]

Jamerican Queen,

Boom! I posted a picture today. LMAO

No Sunny you was supposed to say "Girl Boom!" hahahahahaha You forgot the girl part

You guys are too much, love you

That GirlBOOM has an effect on people

[1luv 1]

Ewwww. I can picture it & almost smell the breath.

See. That's why I can't have things like festival or cake or cookies at home.

Quana, this is one of those stories to tell your daughters. Growing up, we LOVED listening to my mother's stories of her first kiss and different guys. I don't know how many times we had her retell us those same stories.

For the life of me, I don't understand why people want/enjoy dangerous jobs. I can't even fathom saying "Let me get on this gigantic animal that DOESN'T WANT ME ON and ride it for a living, hoping he won't kill me." Nor do I get other sports where you basically just fight. Not for me.

I read this a zillion times and still can't figure out what you mean by "white slip in his PP"

they put a white slip in his passport. I dont know the name of it. I guess u get this when u have a b2 visa.

[Ellsinlove 2]

LAWNY! Question for you: How do women ween a baby in Jamaica?

Hubby & I have a discussion going & he told me to ask someone who would know.

Edited March 2, 2010 by Ellsinlove