Yardies a home and a farrin (Part 23)

[phillyfashionista 8]

O.k. so Roc is coming towards me. Now granted Roc speaks such clear English. With me he very rarely speaks patwa because he says his grandmudda dat raised him never let him speak patwa he always had to speak English around her but boy oh boy I guess when he gets mad that all goes out the window. He was so loud and Roc normally never yells. His arms were moving all about the place and he was yelling “I’m an eediat, do I know how much he was worried, he didn’t know if I was dead or alive and he has been all over Mobay looking for me and he feels so stupid cuz em not no weh his ooman was. What I wanted to make a fool of em or sumting. Why didn’t I answer mi phone em been calling like crazy” and I mean he is screamin. There were two ladies sun bathing by the pool but when he came with the foolishness they started to pack there things and leave. It was a hot mess. Well all this time ladies I have been on chill. I was calm when he called me a few weeks ago and I was calm when he came to see me the first time but PHOCK that now you got the wrong one I have had it. So I jumped up outta mi seat and knocked my purple rain drink all over the bartender (oops) I was like “Worried you was worried about me for what a good two phocking days? Try being worried for months. Sitting by the phone hoping and praying it rings. Not knowing if someone you love is dead or alive. Sick or well. Robbed or beaten. I couldn’t sleep or eat (now that is really hard for me to do) because I was sick with worry. You’re a coward you took the easy way out why I sat and worried. You couldn’t walk a mile in my shoes. Ur worry was short lived and you deserve so much more. Now out of all that I said it’s like the only thing Roc heard was the word coward. He was going off like who the phock yuh calling a coward? You!!! I shouted back. Who the hell told you to come back here anyway, I asked him. Dis mi island I go where I want yuh betta hope I don’t kill ur rass. . Anent nobody scared of you Roc!!!So were both screaming he asking me who I’m sexing and he is in my face. Oh what he gwann hit me now? We are so close that if I stick out my tongue I would touch his face. He’s pointing in my face and screaming. I’m so upset I’m like nucca if you touch me…You can tell he wants ta pop me so bad but I didn’t care bring it. The bartender is yelling fi us ta stop and he still asking me who was I wid. I kept telling him not you!!! Did I ask you who you was sexing when you walked away from me months ago? He’s trying to tell me I told you it wasn’t a woman it was something else. Bull ish it was a woman and you know it but I understand that is your story and you’re sticking to it.

What story it’s the truth he repeats. I know what happened she got tired of your crazy azz and now you wanna come running back. Well I don’t do sloppy seconds. He’s like whose sloppy I’m not sloppy as he looks down at his clothes. I shake my head and remember he must not know all our slang terms here (reminds me of Tre) He’s trying to tell me I’m still his woman. Are you serious like he has got to be joking? I figure I’ve had enough plus people are coming out of the wood work looking at us. Roc and the bartender are now locked in a heated discussion. I have no idea what they are saying so I use this as an opportunity to walk away. He grabs my arm, and asks me where do I think I’m going. I told him I’m leaving he was like no your not and the grip gets stronger. I told him yes I am get off me. He wouldn’t budge. I yank my arm and he lets go. I told him I stopped being your woman back in May he had the nerve to say we never discussed that. So I start yelling again we couldn’t discuss it you vanished. Oh Dada just leave it be. I turn and walk away. The bartender is telling Roc em gotta leave and I hear the two of them going at it again as I walk sort of run away.

I have tears in my eyes I’m so heated!!! I made it to my room and Star is like what’s wrong. I told her nothing and I went into the bathroom and slammed the door. In the bathroom I start talking to myself. I couldn’t believe what just happened. Next thing I know Star is knocking on the door. “Dada Roc’s here.” I jump up “You let him in!!” Security didn’t escort him from the property??? I open the door and he’s standing there just staring at me. He’s looking around our room as if he is trying to see any clues or something who knows maybe he was just checking out the place. You can tell he is mad as hell but so what so am I. We need ta talk he mumbles. I think we said enuff I tell him back. Dada would you stop. Why don’t you I reply. Were quiet for a minute. Talk mi say. Not here he replied. Why not? Cuz mi say so. Come He moves his head to signal me to come. Star is looking at us both like what the hell is going on. Dada just come he repeats. Come on now come. I stood der. Should I shouldn’t I?? I’m looking at this man and his eyes are burning a whole through my sole. Star is looking at me like well…..

I walk past Star and follow Roc out the door.. I know I know I’m such a sucker!!!!

wooooooiiiiieeeee girl this is getting juicy! tap ie wid deh cliffhangers

[*JG* 2]

You'd be giving him directions to where the ladder is and what type of knot to tie

Ironically, my ex just gave me 2 ladders last weekend.

[Marlita 0]

FO REAL.. oh he's just adjusting to the US and to my fam, and WHATEVER

but you know what lita.. its so easy to be that STUPID!

my ex when things start getting bad, would go to his room and get his gun and run into another room and wanting me to run after him to stop him..YEESSS and i would DO IT!! and plead w/ him to put it down and talk him down,

after a while, i just started ignoring him.. my moms bf once laid down in front of her car!!!

i don't know how long they were married, but at one point you "think you know a person"

and i said the same thing she said.."he just wants attention"

dyam.. i just get shivers thinking of that stuff..

OMG!! That is some scary stuff!

[*JG* 2]

girl you are a mess

can someone give me the cliff notes to dada's post please? i just can't anymore!

Dada is a sucker for Roc and she's about to get some......

[dancehallquana 5]

OMG!! That is some scary stuff!

girl i knew his rass wasn't gonna kill himself, didn't THINK he would kill me... at the time i wasn't really worried, but looking back

[Marlita 0]

Dada is a sucker for Roc and she's about to get some......

Is this a REAL story? I'm confused.

[BunzTheMagicSnail 2]

stop reading bunz// sus gave a REALLY good cliff note LOL

which page it deh?

Is this a REAL story? I'm confused.

dat mi starting to wonder too

[*JG* 2]

Is this a REAL story? I'm confused.

She just got back from JA............

[JQ Smiley BOOM 3]

Dada is a sucker for Roc and she's about to get some......

What yall say he brush off the cob webs. Im eating my lunch and you know I had to read DaDa's story.

[NatPatBen 3]

can someone give me the cliff notes to dada's post please? i just can't anymore!

It's entertaining reading! Read the whole thing.

Roc paid the bartender off to let him to her room - she went and sat outside with him, he gave her a line of BS about things happening, life different in JA,,..... he had to get to work, she walked him out holding hands and kissed him goodbye, made plans with her later

Dang.

Is this a REAL story? I'm confused.

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DaDa, when you end each part, you should let us know when to expect the next part. That way I can time my breaks to when the Jam Roc Story continues.

[dancehallquana 5]

oh its REAL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

girl please, any one of us get to writing bout this JA/US stuff it would be a best seller

[JQ Smiley BOOM 3]

DaDa I believe its real and if no one else believes you , you can email me the story

[*JG* 2]

I believe her. I meant it.....I think she's about to get some in this story. That's why she's so darn cheerful this week.

[JQ Smiley BOOM 3]

Dada Dang you are slow I really have to leave girlie. Mad I cant hear the rest

[NatPatBen 3]

1luv, did you ever say why you don't like curling? How can you not? It's so fascinating. I didn't take a lunch break today so I can leave early in time to see the finals.