Yardies a home and a farrin (Part 23)

[sus 70]

I see you down there "myjamwifey" please hit us with the good news....

I was just about to type the same, lol

[phillyfashionista 8]

O.k. so I ‘m sure you know how this scenario played out. I made a bad mistake of calling myself laying dung for just a minute to get ready to go out Sat night. Well I laid down too long and by the time I woke up it was 12:30.. Guess what woke me up? The ringing of my phone Roc was calling. When I looked at the time I woke Star up and we started running around the room like some mad ooman trying to get ready to get to the Jungle. Now we know in JA this isn’t really a late time but I didn’t want to bring mi bwaan day sleeping. Ugh!! Then I was ready to throw the phone out the window because between Roc calling repeatedly and Star’s friend saying he was almost at Negril (he drove from Mobay) I couldn’t think straight to get ready. Roc is texting the phone and he’s leaving voice mails. I have no time to really check them so I ignore them. About 1:15 Star and I are crossing the street to go to the jungle and the party goes on from there. I already told you we partied there and then at Scrub a Dub.

So the next day we walk a likkle ways to breakfast and again we have to wait for ever for our food. Yesterday when we tried to have dinner at our resort our the food took forever and now dis morning it is too. Every one keeps telling me they have new chiefs so I’m assuming all the chiefs quit together?? I decided to read my text and listen to my voice mails from Roc. They started off sweet but by the end they sure were sour. “Hey Dada mi out front.” “Hey Dada the security guard needs your room number..” “Dada mi know yuh not sleep answa de phone.” “I wish yuh stop playing.” Dada why mi give them your name and dey say ders no reservation fi yuh? Is it under Star’s?” “Dada answa yuh phocking phone what you in der with some man.” By the time he got done he was bumba rass clouting all ova de place.. He was hot you could feel the venom in his texts and calls. I wonder if he ran out of credit cuz the calls stopped and then they started again. Roc called me all the way till tre in the morning. Ha!

I laughed and told Star about the calls. We finished breakfast and decided to walk down the beach to find out how much it would be to jet ski. Juss as mi was leaving my table my phone rang again. Man Roc was up early.

Girl I can't believe we just missed each other like that we were in Negril for the vow renewal ceremony but soon went back up in the mountains but dang soooooo close!

Trying to catch up, this is getting good

[myjamwifey 2]

afternoon yardies,

my wife immigrant visa approved. thank u jesus. they asked my wife all the questions and told me to sit down. they her where i work, what my occupation, how many children i have, how many people were in the wedding, how many times i have been to ja, where we meet, have i been married before and did i visit her before the marriage.

[DedicatedWife 4]

I was just about to type the same, lol

Great minds think alike...and y'all know I'm nosy

[MRStee 19]

Si wah mi ah sey... Roc she boyfriend and she afraid to sey it. Where's the belt? LMAO

We will tag team her when you done with the belt pass it like Madea did with Ella lmao

[jamerican 2]

Hi mama, how is everything going your way? Did you get your results from your mid-terms yet?

get my last one tonight...all the others were surprisingly good (didn't feel good about them at the time)

[DedicatedWife 4]

afternoon yardies,

my wife immigrant visa approved. thank u jesus. they asked my wife all the questions and told me to sit down. they her where i work, what my occupation, how many children i have, how many people were in the wedding, how many times i have been to ja, where we meet, have i been married before and did i visit her before the marriage.

Praise God...so happy for you all!

[sus 70]

afternoon yardies,

my wife immigrant visa approved. thank u jesus. they asked my wife all the questions and told me to sit down. they her where i work, what my occupation, how many children i have, how many people were in the wedding, how many times i have been to ja, where we meet, have i been married before and did i visit her before the marriage.

Congrats so happy for you!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[DedicatedWife 4]

get my last one tonight...all the others were surprisingly good (didn't feel good about them at the time)

That's wonderful news...see you kicking butt! Go girl...keep us posted.

[phillyfashionista 8]

Girl I don't think you realize how big the state of PA is! When we drove to NY I thought we would never get out of that state...so Dada I think you are safe.

LOL Dills why you rat me out haaaa the Burg is no where close to Philly but I can still cybertextstalk her

stone ginger wine..oooohhh the memories LOL

sounds like ya'll will have a nice weekend philly!

LOL girl mi cyaa drink I get drunk off a glass of Arbor Mist Hubby is like that is not even real wine we bought back so much liquor and it's all locked up so no repeats of last summer if yuh remember!

No I figured out why we missed each other Its really my fault. I was running late so I asked my son ta check my FB mailbox and text me Philly’s numba. Well Philly sent two messages one wid her first number and then she sent me another with her new number cause the first one locked up on her. Well of course my son only seen the first message so he sent me her wrong number. I was so tempted to ask this guest could I use her lap top for a minute but I didn’t. I wish I would have. I’m really bummed we naa link up

Me too girl, I was bummed too but there is always April and hopefully yuh can come to Kingston and roll wid us.

I see you down there "myjamwifey" please hit us with the good news....

Yes yes yes I have my fingers and toesies crossed!

[jamerican 2]

afternoon yardies,

my wife immigrant visa approved. thank u jesus. they asked my wife all the questions and told me to sit down. they her where i work, what my occupation, how many children i have, how many people were in the wedding, how many times i have been to ja, where we meet, have i been married before and did i visit her before the marriage.

congrats......

[MRStee 19]

Hey Everyone I second everything Tee said LOL mi cyaa manage wuk a kill me!

Looks like I will be working from home tomorrow the snow is coming down like crazy I hope this is the last of it!

Hey Tee I will respond to your link shortly when I can catch a breath I'm still like

soon come

Hey everyone ((( waving)))

Take your time mama, I can always call you later

[dancehallquana 5]

congrats myjamwifey and jamerican on the tests!

[jamerican 2]

LOL Dills why you rat me out haaaa the Burg is no where close to Philly but I can still cybertextstalk her

LOL girl mi cyaa drink I get drunk off a glass of Arbor Mist Hubby is like that is not even real wine we bought back so much liquor and it's all locked up so no repeats of last summer if yuh remember!

Me too girl, I was bummed too but there is always April and hopefully yuh can come to Kingston and roll wid us.

Yes yes yes I have my fingers and toesies crossed!

Mi nah memba....wha happen?

[MRStee 19]

Girl I don't think you realize how big the state of PA is! When we drove to NY I thought we would never get out of that state...so Dada I think you are safe.

Lol, yes dills PA is really big lol