Yardies a home and a farrin (Part 23)

[TRELAWNY PARISH 10]

I hadn't heard of that, but it's in Sandy Lane - that's the stoosh area, lol - I am a Gap kinda girl. Most of my days in Barbados were always spent out on the catamaran -

Okay...well, that explains it then. The people I was traveling with wrecked my nerves. Give me a bed and I'll be okay. Don't need ac/cable or even a hot shower and I'm good to go.

Umm Q yuh might nuh wanna pat me on de back just yet....

(Whoo I'm gald I'm far away frum her)

You better not have..........

[sus 70]

My dinner was not good at all. It took forever and then my festival was burned. I tried to order drinks but it took me forever to find one because they had none of the liquors to make me one. The ended up making me there own concoction. Wasn’t bad but it wasn’t nearly as good if I was able to get what I wanted. I didn’t like how I couldn’t get a beach towel unless I was on the AI plan and the people were complaining that their meals were never on time. They were also real strict with the bathing towels. I asked the housekeeper for an extra one and she told me only one per guest. Wow!

And did I mention they don’t have any steps to get out of the jacuzzi ????

I can relate to all that and more - Plus when we had a friend try to wait on the property while we changed - the bumbaclaaaaaaaaaaaaat security byatch told me that I knew how to lie when I said I had been friends with him for 20 yrs - he's not even Jamaican! Or the morning that housekeeping walked in on us at 7 am, told us that we were checking out that day - ummm.... no we weren't!

[kjenkins86 5]

O.k. ladies I was missing last week but umm Jenkins sweetie weren’t you told not to buy that ticket until visa was in hand…. (As I duck)

See what happens when you don’t listen. I bet you were busy tinking wid yuh pums and naa yuh head when you purchased it…See because we KNOW better we make others lives hell.

Dats like me I knew I should have had my rass at the airport by 5:30am for my 7:08 flight last week but no Dada wanted to arrive at 6:30 and had the nerve to get mad at the agent because he told me it was too late to check my bag because it had to be there at least 45 minutes prior to departure. I got upset with him like it was his fault but come hell or high water my bag was getting on the plane. When I walked away well ran away I had to get to the gate I hung my head in shame and I know he was cussing me out to but hey he took the bag….

Yea, I was thinking with the pums, shame on me!

[TRELAWNY PARISH 10]

I can relate to all that and more - Plus when we had a friend try to wait on the property while we changed - the bumbaclaaaaaaaaaaaaat security byatch told me that I knew how to lie when I said I had been friends with him for 20 yrs - he's not even Jamaican! Or the morning that housekeeping walked in on us at 7 am, told us that we were checking out that day - ummm.... no we weren't!

another reason I can't stand some resorts...

[justucia 0]

You better not have..........

ooooooooh i bet she did!

dada- spill da beans!

you dragging this out like "the young and the restless"

but i aint mad atcha

[dancehallquana 5]

Umm Q yuh might nuh wanna pat me on de back just yet....

(Whoo I'm gald I'm far away frum her)

dat why mi shake mi head earlier.. mi aleady know mi ago affi box ya later, but mi praise ya now.. CHO

I had a sinking feeling last week when philly and bunz nuh hear fram ya..

hurry up and get to di phockery gyal

[*SunRay* 1]

Umm Q yuh might nuh wanna pat me on de back just yet....

(Whoo I'm gald I'm far away frum her)

Si wah mi ah sey... Roc she boyfriend and she afraid to sey it. Where's the belt? LMAO

[sus 70]

Okay...well, that explains it then. The people I was traveling with wrecked my nerves. Give me a bed and I'll be okay. Don't need ac/cable or even a hot shower and I'm good to go.

Yup! That's why I crack up when people tell me how expensive it is there - I used to stay in a guest house, across the street from one of the best beaches, for $20 a night - shared the LR, kitchen and 2 bathrooms with the other guests, the gardener would cut me a fresh coconut every day - loved it

[MRStee 19]

It's okay - There is a Bajan one out there, and Cruzan makes a rum cream too -

Ask the manager at your liquor store - Mine got me Jamaican rum cream - They told me to always ask, if they don't carry it but they can buy it in the US they will order it for you -

Thank you cause im about to call them..

[dancehallquana 5]

Si wah mi ah sey... Roc she boyfriend and she afraid to sey it. Where's the belt? LMAO

GET IT SUNNY.. make sure its a good wide leather one!!

looks like another yardie got her man back too

[phillyfashionista 8]

Good morning everyone:

Tre: so sorry to hear about what happened. Food gets eaten from our refrigerator too. I would put a lil something something to make that person SICK AS HELL! I can be evil like that. Every Friday our fridge gets cleaned out by the building cleaners and someone threw away my jar of mayo! I flipped out! Management gave me a 20.00 gift card to Chili's and I never had a problem again. Folks just eat the dang food!

Irie: I hope you thanking Sus means your getting farther along with nail the #$%^&*! Justice will be served!!!!

Always: Glad to hear your father is doing better, I will continue to pray!

Q: Glad hubby secured a job. That has to be a relief off your shoulders although you will miss him.

KJ: That visa MUST come today! Good luck sweetie..

A: What it do?

Sus: Wake up! I hope you are finding relief

1luv: Hey girl!

Dada and Philly: Wha gwaan?

Hey Everyone I second everything Tee said LOL mi cyaa manage wuk a kill me!

Looks like I will be working from home tomorrow the snow is coming down like crazy I hope this is the last of it!

Hey Tee I will respond to your link shortly when I can catch a breath I'm still like

soon come

Hey everyone ((( waving)))

[DedicatedWife 4]

Yup! That's why I crack up when people tell me how expensive it is there - I used to stay in a guest house, across the street from one of the best beaches, for $20 a night - shared the LR, kitchen and 2 bathrooms with the other guests, the gardener would cut me a fresh coconut every day - loved it

That's what's up!

[jamerican 2]

Girl sometimes you have to go ganster and get 'em...I bet if someone got my lunch we all would know who did it cause they would be in one or two places...the ER or the bathroom ...I would preform my own sting operation...

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I only watch American Idol when they are having the auditions in the various cities so I can laugh at the hot messes

GIRL....I was just thinking the same thing.....I am sitting here thinking of what I would put in the sandwich so it would look and taste real good but mess them up!!! I already figured out what to put in the brownie I would put in there.....

[DedicatedWife 4]

Hey Everyone I second everything Tee said LOL mi cyaa manage wuk a kill me!

Looks like I will be working from home tomorrow the snow is coming down like crazy I hope this is the last of it!

Hey Tee I will respond to your link shortly when I can catch a breath I'm still like

soon come

Hey everyone ((( waving)))

Hi Phillylicious!

[MRStee 19]

I know many mornings you wish you were on one.

Gurl, you dont know I keep telling hubby im going to JA without him and stay with his family.. He keeps saying go ahead and I will send my friends to keep you company. I am soooooooooooo tempted! Whew.... especially since I get 5 weeks vacation.. Im trying to be a good wifey and stay with hubby but its gettin hard. and I want RUM CREAM!