Yardies a home and a farrin (Part 23)

[sus 70]

O.k. so I ‘m sure you know how this scenario played out. I made a bad mistake of calling myself laying dung for just a minute to get ready to go out Sat night. Well I laid down too long and by the time I woke up it was 12:30.. Guess what woke me up? The ringing of my phone Roc was calling. When I looked at the time I woke Star up and we started running around the room like some mad ooman trying to get ready to get to the Jungle. Now we know in JA this isn’t really a late time but I didn’t want to bring mi bwaan day sleeping. Ugh!! Then I was ready to throw the phone out the window because between Roc calling repeatedly and Star’s friend saying he was almost at Negril (he drove from Mobay) I couldn’t think straight to get ready. Roc is texting the phone and he’s leaving voice mails. I have no time to really check them so I ignore them. About 1:15 Star and I are crossing the street to go to the jungle and the party goes on from there. I already told you we partied there and then at Scrub a Dub.

So the next day we walk a likkle ways to breakfast and again we have to wait for ever for our food. Yesterday when we tried to have dinner at our resort our the food took forever and now dis morning it is too. Every one keeps telling me they have new chiefs so I’m assuming all the chiefs quit together?? I decided to read my text and listen to my voice mails from Roc. They started off sweet but by the end they sure were sour. “Hey Dada mi out front.” “Hey Dada the security guard needs your room number..” “Dada mi know yuh not sleep answa de phone.” “I wish yuh stop playing.” Dada why mi give them your name and dey say ders no reservation fi yuh? Is it under Star’s?” “Dada answa yuh phocking phone what you in der with some man.” By the time he got done he was bumba rass clouting all ova de place.. He was hot you could feel the venom in his texts and calls. I wonder if he ran out of credit cuz the calls stopped and then they started again. Roc called me all the way till tre in the morning. Ha!

I laughed and told Star about the calls. We finished breakfast and decided to walk down the beach to find out how much it would be to jet ski. Juss as mi was leaving my table my phone rang again. Man Roc was up early.

Yeah, I heard that excuse about 4 years ago too - Same trip we tried to just get some fries to tide us over and were told they didn't have any - so we switched to chicken fingers - which arrived with fries on the plate. I did not like FH at all

[DaDa 1]

Honey does USA3000 fly out of Detroit?

Hey we have them here I forgot about them.

Oh, they updated a feature a while back so that if you are quoting someone who quoted someone, it only captures the last post that you are replying to -

She had the babies - likkle girls, so cute -

Aww did she.....

[sus 70]

it taste different, but if you don't drink it all the time you won't know.

sus, I showed my friend the pic from yesterday that wasn't the villa were stayed at in Barbados/St. Micheals she said it was in the parish, but the place looked similar...I can't remember.

St. Michaels is a pretty big parish with lots of nice areas - We rented a little guest house there one trip - The house next door had the stereotypical plastic chairs / card table / dominoes men 24/7 - The looks they used to give us, cause we would come flying in (me driving the jeep), change clothes, back out, and repeat, all day long! It was Cropover, so we NEVER slept

[DaDa 1]

I bet not EVA miss a flight. I live 10 minutes from the airport. I can see the planes taking off and landing while im driving to work!

I know many mornings you wish you were on one.

[DedicatedWife 4]

Dada, you know I don't even know the backdrop but I'm still on the edge of my seat...

[TRELAWNY PARISH 10]

St. Michaels is a pretty big parish with lots of nice areas - We rented a little guest house there one trip - The house next door had the stereotypical plastic chairs / card table / dominoes men 24/7 - The looks they used to give us, cause we would come flying in (me driving the jeep), change clothes, back out, and repeat, all day long! It was Cropover, so we NEVER slept

It's beautiful there...does anyone ever sleep during cropover.

I thought if you get bumped off a flight the airline is suppose to compensate you in some way. It's been a while since that happened to me.

[sus 70]

It's beautiful there...does anyone ever sleep during cropover.

I thought if you get bumped off a flight the airline is suppose to compensate you in some way. It's been a while since that happened to me.

No sleep during cropover - pure madness! We started that trip by going to Sanchez at SOBs - then straight to the airport, and 15 days of straight jump up!

[DedicatedWife 4]

Why do we do it Dens?? Now we were snowed in the week before so I had plenty of tiem to get ready. Why do I continue to wait till the night before to pack and do an all nighter? Part of me wished he would have said no. That would have taught me a lesson but then I would have tried to jump ova the counter to strangle him and you all would have been watching the news like, Isn’t that….No it cant be.. She’s in Jamaica… Well maybe she isn’t…..

So glad you didn't have to take it there and go see about homeboy across the counter...

[dillon 6]

Dada you should and Honey should check them out. I got Mikel's ticket for 296.00 although I am not sure if it will work for Honey because she needs exact dates and they are a charter.

[TRELAWNY PARISH 10]

sus u know this place....Bonvivant Villas not sure if I spelt it right.. I'm trying to remember the name of the guest houses

[dancehallquana 5]

IM SOOOO GLAD that you did what you did DADA.. he SOOOOOOOO deserved it.. and i am mad at the fact that his bumbah*** rass can even catch an attitude after what he did.. kisteeh.. dyam ediat!!!!!!!

[TRELAWNY PARISH 10]

IM SOOOO GLAD that you did what you did DADA.. he SOOOOOOOO deserved it.. and i am mad at the fact that his bumbah*** rass can even catch an attitude after what he did.. kisteeh.. dyam ediat!!!!!!!

poor poor poor Roc...poor poor poor Roc...

[DaDa 1]

Yeah, I heard that excuse about 4 years ago too - Same trip we tried to just get some fries to tide us over and were told they didn't have any - so we switched to chicken fingers - which arrived with fries on the plate. I did not like FH at all

My dinner was not good at all. It took forever and then my festival was burned. I tried to order drinks but it took me forever to find one because they had none of the liquors to make me one. The ended up making me there own concoction. Wasn’t bad but it wasn’t nearly as good if I was able to get what I wanted. I didn’t like how I couldn’t get a beach towel unless I was on the AI plan and the people were complaining that their meals were never on time. They were also real strict with the bathing towels. I asked the housekeeper for an extra one and she told me only one per guest. Wow!

And did I mention they don’t have any steps to get out of the jacuzzi ????

[sus 70]

sus u know this place....Bonvivant Villas not sure if I spelt it right.. I'm trying to remember the name of the guest houses

I hadn't heard of that, but it's in Sandy Lane - that's the stoosh area, lol - I am a Gap kinda girl. Most of my days in Barbados were always spent out on the catamaran -

[DaDa 1]

IM SOOOO GLAD that you did what you did DADA.. he SOOOOOOOO deserved it.. and i am mad at the fact that his bumbah*** rass can even catch an attitude after what he did.. kisteeh.. dyam ediat!!!!!!!

Umm Q yuh might nuh wanna pat me on de back just yet....

(Whoo I'm gald I'm far away frum her)