Yardies a home and a farrin (Part 23)

[TRELAWNY PARISH 10]

Who likes CONCH?

Dang don't nobody like TRIPE

[1luv 1]

Goat Head Soup

Tripe

girl I have some in my freezer. But I cant cook it. It gotta wait till hubby gets back for him to ####### it with broad beans

Who likes CONCH?

Dang don't nobody like TRIPE

never had it

[dancehallquana 5]

Me too Tee...I still eat them and like it though

same here.. i will eat calaloo, but def like greens better.. i agree that it tastes more like spinach

[DaDa 1]

Greens taste better than calaloo to me....

Me too...

[Ellsinlove 2]

Yup mi knew he would when me ran into Gary!!! By the way Gary’s looking good.

On Friday when I walked dung the road that was really over the river and thru the woods on the way back this taxi kind of stopped in the middle of the road. I paid it no attention I thought it was another drivah tellin me he lub mi size. I seen Gary jump out. PHOCK. I needed somewhere ta hide but mi being a big girl around a whole bunch of likkle Jamaicans didn’t really work in my favor. That is how I got stuck chatting wid Carl I tried to use him as a distraction. Gary come running over hey Dada em say. At first I tried to ignore em hoping he would think he had the wrong trick my hair is different right?.. Wrong! The bumps in the trunk get me every time. Em kept shoutin me name like a mad man. So I turn hey Gary how you? We chit chat an em get to the point Roc naa tell me you were coming. I told him Roc doesn’t know we broke up long time ago he was like oh. So where you staying.. Think Dada think. Oh I’m staying at the Holiday Inn. I’m actually leaving 2morrow. He looked at me puzzled like oh o.k. So we finish chatting. So Stars I like Dada come on mi feet hurt so I was like alright Gary talk ta yuh later. Now girls yuh know what I did wrong right?? Mi dumb rass kept walking the way to my hotel. When I was close I stopped like phock if Gary is watching he’ll see me turn in there because I never did see where he went so I ended up going down Dead End Beach instead.

Now I knew Gary would be at Pier One that is his spot and he had enuff time to tell Roc so going to Club Cali really came in handy. So I already told you that part no need to repeat. So come Sat mi tink it was around noon I’m sitting on the pool deck again having a cocktail (I had a lot of those this trip). Star is out talking to her friend and she call my phone. She’s whispering like guess what? I’m like what she’s like Roc is behind me. I almost spill my drink. I told her say swear she says I swear and he’s walking around the resort. She was like he just walked past me and he looks like he is heading ur way. Guess Gary wasn’t dumb after all. I start to get worried like damn do I act a fool, do I go postal, do I stay calm what? You know I’m messing with my hair and putting on lip gloss sista needs to look good. I have a black dress on that makes me look good and slimmer dips down a likkle in the front and has my back out (by the way Sus I loved the sun dress you wore to Cara;’s wedding) I had turquoise slippers on that matched the turquoise earrings in my ear and yea I look straight. I’m staring at the bartender and laughing as if I didn’t see him but out my pairifle (sp) he was walking towards me and he wasn’t laughing at all. He looks hotter than fish grease as Philly would say…

The way you tell your stories always makes me BOAL! Trying to hide in a crowd of Jamaicans...reminds me of Philly's ex trying to hide behind a bare bush! LOL! But your stories are always entertaining...that's why we can't wait for more! So HURRY UP please!

notice how mi skip ova all di cooking comments

Speaking of - Why did the special one just call me to tell me he got a message on his phone that he won $3k US and didn't know what to do? I asked him if he entered any contest / bought a lottery ticket - ummm... nope - Was it a US #? Ummm... nope - And you think this is legit why?

I'm shocked he didn't give them a 'wha di bumba@#t?!'

Greens taste better than calaloo to me....

Neva ya say dat to Lawny!

ive never been to Ochi maybe I will like it i want to go to kingston too

I've never been to Ochi either....we got close but then turned off to go through Fern Gully on the way to Kingston.

[Wintri 0]

Afternoon Wintri!

Hey girl!!! What's up???

[*JG* 2]

Where's a good place for someone to honeymoon?

You can say Jamaica; but suggest nice places to stay that aren't an arm and a leg.

They are in their late 20's and getting married in September of this year.

[dillon 6]

girl I have some in my freezer. But I cant cook it. It gotta wait till hubby gets back for him to ####### it with broad beans

never had it

Dang check your typo out...none of mine have been that bad today! Guess you have something on your mind!

[dancehallquana 5]

Who likes CONCH?

Dang don't nobody like TRIPE

roger swore by conch salad in the bahamas..he finally made me taste it on my second trip there, i DID NOT agree.. BLEH!

Edited February 24, 2010 by dancehallquana

[DaDa 1]

ive never been to Ochi maybe I will like it i want to go to kingston too

Me too especially after I heard about the Wet Wet parties....

[TRELAWNY PARISH 10]

girl I have some in my freezer. But I cant cook it. It gotta wait till hubby gets back for him to ####### it with broad beans

never had it

A lie...u nevah had conch soup conch fritters or curry conch...girl, u got to come see me. It's expensive in this country though. I always bring it back frozen from Florida.

[*JG* 2]

As you guys know I am very congested and stuffed up....I about KILLED Mikel last night. I was in bed last night trying to relax and not hack away, I was really concentrating hard on this, I was on my back with my eyes closed and then all of a sudden without warming Mikel spays this nasal mist into my nose. First I almost had a heart attack second I didn't know what hit me and then he was coming at me with round two for the next nostril. I am telling you don't get sick around this man. If you all remember, last time he attacked me with rubbing alcohol.

If anyone did that to me, I would insert that nasal spray somewhere on him as well!

[DaDa 1]

what are you laughing at you have a story to FINISH!!!!!

Yes mam Dills yuh nuh easy....

[dillon 6]

Where's a good place for someone to honeymoon?

You can say Jamaica; but suggest nice places to stay that aren't an arm and a leg.

They are in their late 20's and getting married in September of this year.

How about the Florida Keys?

[TRELAWNY PARISH 10]

Where's a good place for someone to honeymoon?

You can say Jamaica; but suggest nice places to stay that aren't an arm and a leg.

They are in their late 20's and getting married in September of this year.

St. Barts or Turks and Cockaiaos (u know I didn't spell that right)