Yardies a home and a farrin (Part 23)

[JQ Smiley BOOM 3]

Mine are on CD too but they're with hubby!

TMI

[dancehallquana 5]

Yup mi knew he would when me ran into Gary!!! By the way Gary’s looking good.

On Friday when I walked dung the road that was really over the river and thru the woods on the way back this taxi kind of stopped in the middle of the road. I paid it no attention I thought it was another drivah tellin me he lub mi size. I seen Gary jump out. PHOCK. I needed somewhere ta hide but mi being a big girl around a whole bunch of likkle Jamaicans didn’t really work in my favor. That is how I got stuck chatting wid Carl I tried to use him as a distraction. Gary come running over hey Dada em say. At first I tried to ignore em hoping he would think he had the wrong trick my hair is different right?.. Wrong! The bumps in the trunk get me every time. Em kept shoutin me name like a mad man. So I turn hey Gary how you? We chit chat an em get to the point Roc naa tell me you were coming. I told him Roc doesn’t know we broke up long time ago he was like oh. So where you staying.. Think Dada think. Oh I’m staying at the Holiday Inn. I’m actually leaving 2morrow. He looked at me puzzled like oh o.k. So we finish chatting. So Stars I like Dada come on mi feet hurt so I was like alright Gary talk ta yuh later. Now girls yuh know what I did wrong right?? Mi dumb rass kept walking the way to my hotel. When I was close I stopped like phock if Gary is watching he’ll see me turn in there because I never did see where he went so I ended up going down Dead End Beach instead.

Now I knew Gary would be at Pier One that is his spot and he had enuff time to tell Roc so going to Club Cali really came in handy. So I already told you that part no need to repeat. So come Sat mi tink it was around noon I’m sitting on the pool deck again having a cocktail (I had a lot of those this trip). Star is out talking to her friend and she call my phone. She’s whispering like guess what? I’m like what she’s like Roc is behind me. I almost spill my drink. I told her say swear she says I swear and he’s walking around the resort. She was like he just walked past me and he looks like he is heading ur way. Guess Gary wasn’t dumb after all. I start to get worried like damn do I act a fool, do I go postal, do I stay calm what? You know I’m messing with my hair and putting on lip gloss sista needs to look good. I have a black dress on that makes me look good and slimmer dips down a likkle in the front and has my back out (by the way Sus I loved the sun dress you wore to Cara;’s wedding) I had turquoise slippers on that matched the turquoise earrings in my ear and yea I look straight. I’m staring at the bartender and laughing as if I didn’t see him but out my pairifle (sp) he was walking towards me and he wasn’t laughing at all. He looks hotter than fish grease as Philly would say…

okay before i read the rest..

i ALWAYS thought Gary was cute.. bonk:

[dillon 6]

Okay Dada don't leave us hanging for another 3 hours.

[JQ Smiley BOOM 3]

Oh yeah I do too Sus... You got some real soul in yuh mi gyal. LOL Love Collards

[MRStee 19]

Imagine Spring Break- Daytona Beach, Cabo, or Las Vegas but with a lot of black folks...chile Freaknik was "The Stuff" in Atlanta back in the day...in the mid 90s...like a big party for all the Historic Black Colleges...students would come from all over the country and shut down Atlanta...traffic would be gridlocked...the malls completely shut down...they finally stopped it in like '98 or '99...the city could not handle all the crowds...you know locals that were not even in college were adding to the violence and mayhem But it was so much fun...cuties everywhere! You would be in traffic see some fine guy like 8 cars back and two rows over you could get out the car and go take pics and get numbers and still go back to your car cause traffic would not move...hmmmm the memories!

I did meet my ex-fiance like a month before my last Freaknik that I attended in '97 and we started dating at that Freaknik.... I should have known we were doomed...lol!

[dillon 6]

I have never been able to eat collard greens the smell alone when it's being cook makes me sick.

Wow we actually agree on something food related!!!! I think H-E-L-L just froze over.

[sus 70]

Oh yeah I do too Sus... You got some real soul in yuh mi gyal. LOL Love Collards

LMAO - one of my best friend's step father taught me how to make them - He calls me his white chile :rofl:

[1luv 1]

KJ I put sugar on my meat all the time

[*SunRay* 1]

LMAO - one of my best friend's step father taught me how to make them - He calls me his white chile :rofl:

I know that's right..... You have to learn how to cook the things you like.

Edited February 24, 2010 by *SunRay*

[dancehallquana 5]

Me too - Although San San Beach in Portland is coming in as a close second after this trip - It was so peaceful and private!

Thanks Dada - now hurry up and get to the good part!

OKAY??? ***kissteeh**** adhd having...

[TRELAWNY PARISH 10]

KJ I put sugar on my meat all the time

YUCKKKKKKKKKKKKKK

[DaDa 1]

Dang y'all got me over here like I should have taken the single girls' trip to Negril...but naw I'm like SunRay and Q...I love my Husband!!!!!

See dis trip was different I honestly just wanted to enjoy the island but man the men were in full effect this time or maybe it was because I didn’t have Roc next to me to scare them off. I felt like fresh meat it was quite annoying. Do ladies really go for all those corny lines??

I was just looking at guys like are you for real. Come on you can’t be for real??

[MRStee 19]

After being on the phone for 20 minutes calling that 202#, I was told that we are in AP.

Yardies, please tell me they just told me that because the visa is not printed yet and not that they're doing additional processing for real....

Call the number again and ask a different operator and see if they tell you the same thing...

After being on the phone for 20 minutes calling that 202#, I was told that we are in AP.

Yardies, please tell me they just told me that because the visa is not printed yet and not that they're doing additional processing for real....

Wait did you call DHL, Jamaica?

[DedicatedWife 4]

Oh yeah I do too Sus... You got some real soul in yuh mi gyal. LOL Love Collards

Y'all making me hungry...sounds yummy!

[DaDa 1]

No...wait my husband has a few friends that are security guards at either Doctor's Cave or on the hip strip. The only Carl I remember was a dark skinned guy.

Yeah I think that might be him. He is missing a tooth are his tooth is dark?